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Stolen Pencil420Stolen Pencil420 Posts: 119
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I hate period cramps! Tampons are a bitch too. I know I'm whining about practcally nothing, but they hurt!
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    If you think period cramps are bad, try question mark cramps. They'll hook in ya.
  • of_the_girlof_the_girl Posts: 745
    Originally posted by Stolen Pencil420
    I hate period cramps! Tampons are a bitch too. I know I'm whining about practcally nothing, but they hurt!

    yeah, i usually black out and faint... that happens, and when i "come to" i usually have what i call "death cramps" where i feel like someone has just run over my uterus...

    yeah, why do women have to suffer? we're strong... and we kick ass. remembering that *always* helps. :)

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  • sevensinssevensins Posts: 887
    I may not have period cramps but I once took a dump the size of a baby......how's that for a mental pic. ?
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    And how about that Ibuprofin?
    I always knew God believed in women.....
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  • Morbid PoetMorbid Poet Posts: 24
    Originally posted by Stolen Pencil420
    I hate period cramps! Tampons are a bitch too. I know I'm whining about practcally nothing, but they hurt!

    Only you would post a thread like this in a POETRY forum
    its a bisexual thing

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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Stolen Pencil420
    I hate period cramps! Tampons are a bitch too. I know I'm whining about practcally nothing, but they hurt!

    And here I always pictured you as a teenage boy.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Stolen Pencil420
    I hate period cramps! Tampons are a bitch too. I know I'm whining about practcally nothing, but they hurt!

    Sometimes it feels like there's some freak with a butcher's knife in my uterus trying to slice and dice his way out! Ouchy!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Sometimes it feels like there's some freak with a butcher's knife in my uterus trying to slice and dice his way out! Ouchy!

    Being a man, I have no first hand knowledge of this...

    But I often imagine uterine cramps to be something akin to Beetlejuice living in the uteris, and then shooting out spikes from all over his body like he did when that Baldwin guy was holding him.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Being a man, I have no first hand knowledge of this...

    But I often imagine uterine cramps to be something akin to Beetlejuice living in the uteris, and then shooting out spikes from all over his body like he did when that Baldwin guy was holding him.

    :D I love Beetlejuice! And yes, some days it does feel like that.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Sometimes it feels like there's some freak with a butcher's knife in my uterus trying to slice and dice his way out! Ouchy!

    that is the mental image that i masterbate to
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    that is the mental image that i masterbate to

    that is the mental image that i menstruate to

    I can't masturbate when I menstruate, unless I want to have messy hands. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    that is the mental image that i menstruate to

    I can't masturbate when I menstruate, unless I want to have messy hands. :)

    and now i will never touch another girl
    ever
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    and now i will never touch another girl
    ever

    Too bad for you!

    Unfortunately you don't get to enjoy the wonderous and beautiful world of menstruation. It's a stupendous feeling when you're all hot and bothered and bloated and bloody and therefore, cannot do anything about it!

    I guess you'll never earn you red badge of courage. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Too bad for you!

    Unfortunately you don't get to enjoy the wonderous and beautiful world of menstruation. It's a stupendous feeling when you're all hot and bothered and bloated and bloody and therefore, cannot do anything about it!

    I guess you'll never earn you red badge of courage. :D

    yeah but you don't get to pee standing up
    so there
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    yeah but you don't get to pee standing up
    so there

    No but I'll still squat and pee in a bush if I have to! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    No but I'll still squat and pee in a bush if I have to! :)

    you are a Goddess
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    you are a Goddess

    Nope, just a girl but thanks. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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