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"waterloo"- My song

YardbirdYardbird Posts: 6
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
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one time at waterloo
the train was coming at two
i needed to take a poo
but i could not find a loo

i saw a little old lady
i told her my dog had raibies
she dropped her bag and ran away
and i was filled with glee
because to poo, i now had a way

i lifted the bag
and took it behind
no one knew
twas the perfect crime
i let out a fart
an attack, to my heart
as the fart was 200 decibels

in the bag went a dump
the dump was plump
and i was relieved for the day

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The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail
God builds a church
The devil builds a chapel
Like the thistles that are growing
'round the trunk of a tree
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Comments

  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Shit! It reminds me of some of your sig line - "I'll open up...release me..." LMFAO! You sure opened up and released, huh? Now I know what to do when I can't find the loo, so, thank you! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Stolen Pencil420Stolen Pencil420 Posts: 119
    You have now inspired me to find a loo. I'll be back.
    "Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



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