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tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
edited November 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
snow yet?
~all is full of love~
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  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084


    indeed SNOW has fallen upon our burg. Smoke rises off the few chimneys prepared for winter, and Colorado drivers once again pretend as if they have never before seen solid water falling from the sky.

    DRIVE, YOU MAD PEOPLE.

    And of course your SUV indicates invulnerability, even with a high center of gravity. God forbid you turn the icy corner and find yourself on your side.

    ASSHOLES. 4 wheel drive may help with traction in a turn or at speeds under 45mph, but it doesn't help you BRAKE, DUMBASS.

    And YES it is SNOW, holy SHIT, it happens in winter in the north. Can you believe? NO: looks like the past, oh, say 200,000 years of snow happening in winter wasn't such a FLUKE now was it? Get off the road and back in front of the televisions where you belong you morons. Let the Bachelor numb your minds some more. Their world is obviously perfection, their ain't no SNOW in TV land.

    And you Californians and other such southern-esque people who have moved here with your rear-wheel drive show-mobiles (I'm talking to you ya Eclipse Spyder drivin' motherfucker), they are for such times as, say, the SUMMER, when your car actually means something. The snow will eat you alive.

    Give it time, if it snows enough, your feebly constructed piece of fiberglass will actually high center from UNDERNEATH as the snow lifts your car off the ground. And with all that LOVELY back tail sliding action, you'll be doing some stylish cookies in the background as we all leave the parking lot with EASE.

    SELL your p.o.s. sports car, that thing that causes our insurance rate hikes every year, and get something practical. It'll break down here in a year anyway, the way you're driving it.


    SO YEAH. WE GOT OUR SNOW. and it's only the beginning.

    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    was that too sarcastic?

    HEE HEE
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by setaside2
    was that too sarcastic?

    HEE HEE

    is there such a thing as being too sarcastic?
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084




    N E V E R



    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by setaside2




    N E V E R




    thats a relief, you scared me there for a minute.
  • Originally posted by setaside2




    N E V E R






    yes, yes... allow the sarcasm to glow like wine all over these threadbare threads of mine


    however...











    we must institue and keep severe penalties for the use and abuse of the color pink













    please, for the love of judas


    DON'T USE PINK















    oh....







    shit











    my bad
    ~all is full of love~
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    my dear coleen, I don't believe that my addiction to sarcasm could ever release me. I thrive on it, I need it to operate normally anymore.


    so no fears. I remain your caustic, vitriolic, ironic and yet somehow occasionally sweet



    seta
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084


    what

    if

    we

    fade

    out

    of

    pink

    ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.




  • that would be like waking up in the dark everyday all year long.... the first thing seen being the last thing desired....



    do it, and i kill you....


    ~all is full of love~
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    yes, yes... allow the sarcasm to glow like wine all over these threadbare threads of mine


    however...











    we must institue and keep severe penalties for the use and abuse of the color pink













    please, for the love of judas


    DON'T USE PINK















    oh....







    shit











    my bad

    ive got some colors that don't have much PINK in them,


    PINK,
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  • PINK,
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    much betta
    ~all is full of love~
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I'm sorry... was there something about SNOW in there?


    WANT SOME PINK? OOOKAY...

    annnnnnnnd (man this is going to take a bit)...





    PINK


    PINK

    PINK
    PINK
    PINK PINK PINK PINK pink
    pinkPinkp i n k P i N k P I N K pink ROSADO pinkPINKpinkPINKpink


    PPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK

    you see this? yeah, it's fucking PINK bitch

    aaaand PINK again holy crap that's a lot of pink
    [font=#PilGi]let's see if this one's pink too... [/FONT] YUP. PINK. ummmm....PINK p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-k-k-k-k-k-k

    to the P to the I to the N to the K

    THIS PINK IS NOW FOR HIRE. 50 BUCKS A THROW.

    bring on the PINK
    WHOOPS, my bad. Let's tone it down a little as we near the end...

    I don't believe I've ever used this many fonts in my entire life.

    hell I doubt if this font even WORKS here. If it does though, I'm using it ALOT

    wouldn't that be sweet? oh wait... PINK PINK PINK softening a little further now.... sssshhhh pink see the pink, touch the pink, feel the pink... hold the pink... smell the pink.... be the pink... and the last of the pinks as we go will be....

    my personal favorite...ZAPFINO PINK.




    DAMN. HOW DO YA LIKE THEM PINK DELICIOUS APPLES EH?
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • you call me a bitch?































    eat snow dude



    :D
    ~all is full of love~
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    tenacious if I was calling you a bitch, man or woman, I'd probably be hitting on you.


    and are you daring me to eat the YELLOW SNOW


    because if you are, bring it on.


    and I'll make you the biggest off color slushball you've ever seen.


    Prepare for war...


    B I T C H
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • lmmfao :D:D:D:D



    wouldn't wanna see radar's *ahem* snow balls


    he throws poo
    ~all is full of love~
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    true true.

    but if you're so worried...


    DUCK!!!!
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by setaside2
    I'm sorry... was there something about SNOW in there?


    WANT SOME PINK? OOOKAY...

    annnnnnnnd (man this is going to take a bit)...





    PINK


    PINK

    PINK
    PINK
    PINK PINK PINK PINK pink
    pinkPinkp i n k P i N k P I N K pink ROSADO pinkPINKpinkPINKpink


    PPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK

    you see this? yeah, it's fucking PINK bitch

    aaaand PINK again holy crap that's a lot of pink
    [font=#PilGi]let's see if this one's pink too... [/FONT] YUP. PINK. ummmm....PINK p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-k-k-k-k-k-k

    to the P to the I to the N to the K

    THIS PINK IS NOW FOR HIRE. 50 BUCKS A THROW.

    bring on the PINK
    WHOOPS, my bad. Let's tone it down a little as we near the end...

    I don't believe I've ever used this many fonts in my entire life.

    hell I doubt if this font even WORKS here. If it does though, I'm using it ALOT

    wouldn't that be sweet? oh wait... PINK PINK PINK softening a little further now.... sssshhhh pink see the pink, touch the pink, feel the pink... hold the pink... smell the pink.... be the pink... and the last of the pinks as we go will be....

    my personal favorite...ZAPFINO PINK.




    DAMN. HOW DO YA LIKE THEM PINK DELICIOUS APPLES EH?

    OH MY GAWD SETA, LOLOLOLOLOLOL I swear your killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND to end with zapfino chino pink well fuck, theres i goes again, weak bladder syndrome. maybe its from coughing out gods good breath several times a day that causes my golden stream to leak when you decide to be an asshole. Geez. that woke me up cause, yes, this old woman is going out tonight!!

    Im usually in bed by nine...love the G girl.















    who the fuck is pennyrolye tea!?tHIS GREEN EYEED MONSTER TAKE TAKE TOO KINDLY TO OTHER GIRLS WEARING MY OFFICIAL COLOR YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    IM PINKY TUSCADARO AROUND HERE AND DONT YOU FORGET IT YOU poop throwing MF'ERS









    PS what does - lmmfao mean?
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    did you notice my restraint on the last post. seeeee...

    monkey's can be trained, especially if they are on

    THE LEASH OF LOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE!

  • PS what does - lmmfao mean?


    laughing my muttha fukkin ass off


    :):):):)
    ~all is full of love~
  • I'm not sure if you guys are talking about the color pink or someone's balls
    Now if we were talking about pink balls.......that would be something. We all know that balls needs something to make them more appealing................................................................ PINK PINK PINK BALLS BALLS BALLS
    Love is for the the lonely
    Money for the poor
    Hate is for the insecure
    War is for the weak
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    Is a lovely custard of a lady down in Redwater, Texas whom I was fortunate to have also met on the OLD Synergy forum (remember that place? huh? do ya?).

    To me, Pennyroyal will always be the mistress of PINK PINK and DEEP PINK.

    You all should PM her sometime to say hi... occasionally she's around these here parts, though not often.

    seta

    And I wasn't talking pinkballs... I hate those damn hostess snoballs things. GROSS... it's like eating cream filled polystyrene. No. Thanks.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • if you grew up in the 70's
    you ATE pink and white snow balls and YOU LIKED IT!!

    that is what everyone did. it was the times...they were a changing from ding dongs, oh, those wonderful individually wrapped chocolately circles of yum, before the O face,
    ..there WAS, ding dong

    soon it died to the horrid twinke. the snowballs were good if you licked off the coconut and threw half of the white goo stuff into the trash for the cat to eat. but while you eat it, you know,
    you heart
    really
    really
    really wants its ding dong. a girl just wants the ding dong of her dreams.

    dont forget the milk

    cakey and good in the belly
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I was in LOVE with the Star Crunch and the Oatmeal Creme Pie...

    Nowadays I have added the Nutty Bar to my list of Debbie Addictions...

    and hostess and I have not been acquainted with one another for a long while now...

    I do love the raspberry filled powdered donuts though.. mmmm

    And who has YOUR dream ding dong, Gita?
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • As some of you know, my god given name is Deborah.

    but my friends called me Debbie growing up and really I hated it. Even though I was a hottie at the time, and didn't know it, i hated my name cause all the debbie's i saw were fat, had greasy hair and smoked in the bathroom or lived in a trailer. I did not live in a trailer. although my dad did and he did live in a trailer the night we heard about the pelvis Elvis.

    Anyway, Charlie has been calling me...

    "Little Debbie Snack Cake" for years.

    Sometimes its just "Snack Cake."

    and must you ask who my dream ding dong is? Duh.

    HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO MY WORTHLESS AND LIFELESS CONFESSIONS ON THIS BOARD SETA my darling scooby snack eater.
  • whats a hottie
  • Originally posted by tenaciousA
    lmmfao :D:D:D:D



    wouldn't wanna see radar's *ahem* snow balls

    My snow balls glow in the dark, so you can see me coming....
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    great photo op.

    too bad I don't have film


    AND GITA I ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO YOU!!!
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    My snow balls glow in the dark, so you can see me coming....

    so...

    they're transluscent???




    oh, and those pink coconut coated cancer puffs are nigh on to the nastiest of man's god-willed creations...



    ho-ho's and ding-dong's, the lot of us (;
    ~all is full of love~
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    But I feel like one when I can't write.

    This sucks.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • well shit, if you ain't no ding dong, then i sure as shit ain't no ho-ho...


    :P


    :)
    ~all is full of love~
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