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tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Budweiser…

Crisp * Clean * Refreshing


A cool spring rain that gently falls
A golden spray that soaks the walls,
The carpeting and warm red bricks
the hearth on which the twelve-pack sits

Having come to rest right there
By being pitched up through the air
“Here’s your fucking mistress, Jerk!
Go, fuck this, yeah, that would work”

You love this more than me I’d say
Now, listen bitch, for that I paid.
And now you’ll pay in black and blue
You need some proof that I love you?

Then, here, I’ll grab you by the arm
And smack your face free of it’s charm
While your child, the otherside
The paper wall, the door locked tight

Bereft in her decision to
Stay safe inside or
protect you

The king of beers
The king of me
Now understand
Your need for me
~all is full of love~
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  • Budwieser is not the King of Beers!

    I hate wife beaters!

    :(
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • i most whole heartedly agree


    >:<
    ~all is full of love~
  • Don't remember getting a traditionally tenacious rhymed piece from ya. Hope it's not insulting to say it reminds me of Nickelback's Never Again, but it's only a passing rememberance because this rocks and kicks more buttocks.

    Hey, that rhymed.
    I am poet!
    Hear me soliloquize!
  • I am a poet!
    hear me soliloquize!
    or he'll bite between your thighs!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Sorta related...

    ~~~

    Daddy Dear
    January 14, 2003

    Where
    has the breath
    gone
    ?

    it feeds the screams
    powers the fists
    explodes in cursing
    and blouse tearing

    chases up the steps
    bottle to his lips
    hand to that ass
    the hate
    the power
    boiling out his eyeballs
    when Mommy's not around

    aerobic cowardice
    horrific manliness

    it pulls the blinds
    so strong
    so pure
    it breaks the bones
    the will the soul
    metabolizes fear
    into pleasure
    love
    into
    nightmares

    turns red the blood
    on the sheets
    thrusts the sobs
    whispers lies

    his little pet
    scoundrel dog
    yelping dirty bitch

    She takes it
    in
    again;
    daddy's big secret

    Where
    has her breath
    gone
    under his thick
    black shadow
    ?

    She holds it
    swipe to swipe
    night to night
    She holds it

    until
    it's all
    over
    until She can sleep
    again
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  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley

    Hear me soliloquize!

    Stealing a word from one of my posts today!!! ;)
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  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Don't remember getting a traditionally tenacious rhymed piece from ya. Hope it's not insulting to say it reminds me of Nickelback's Never Again, but it's only a passing rememberance because this rocks and kicks more buttocks.

    Hey, that rhymed.
    I am poet!
    Hear me soliloquize!


    not offended in the least
    i like traditional rhymes and it's only as of late that i've felt comfy outside of them...

    buttocks... tee hee hee :)


    y'are a poet
    ain't cha?
    ~all is full of love~
  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Stealing a word from one of my posts today!!! ;)
    Oopers, poopers. I assure you it was an unintentional theft.
    Hey! Check out this poem I just wrote all by myself:

    Bald

    I shaved my pubes last night
    It was something to do
    When the loneliness dragged my mind away

    It makes me look bigger
    I like that.

    But it's not quite the same, I imagine,
    As when a woman does it.
    It's not quite so smooth
    Not quite so
    Pretty.
    Lifting off this curly cloak
    Does not reveal some hidden feminine delicacy:
    Those last smooth curves that make her...
    Perfect

    No, it just uncovers a few more bumps and wrinkles
    It sticks out like that barren patch in an otherwise lush lawn where the wading pool sat a little too long past Labor Day
    And it screams, "Hey look! I'm a fuckin' perv with too much time on his hands!"

    But it makes me look bigger
    I like that.
    ;)
  • also given the seasonal climate

    is not a tad cold to be going out cock naked without a bit of warm blanket-ing around the old fella!

    you'll get frost bite!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Oopers, poopers. I assure you it was an unintentional theft.
    Hey! Check out this poem I just wrote all by myself:

    Bald

    I shaved my pubes last night
    It was something to do
    When the loneliness dragged my mind away

    It makes me look bigger
    I like that.

    But it's not quite the same, I imagine,
    As when a woman does it.
    It's not quite so smooth
    Not quite so
    Pretty.
    Lifting off this curly cloak
    Does not reveal some hidden feminine delicacy:
    Those last smooth curves that make her...
    Perfect

    No, it just uncovers a few more bumps and wrinkles
    It sticks out like that barren patch in an otherwise lush lawn where the wading pool sat a little too long past Labor Day
    And it screams, "Hey look! I'm a fuckin' perv with too much time on his hands!"

    But it makes me look bigger
    I like that.
    ;)

    Wow! That's pretty good, Radar! I wish I had written it!
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Wow! That's pretty good, Radar! I wish I had written it!

    You two are a hoot! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Wow! That's pretty good, Radar! I wish I had written it!
    Yeah, most are in awe of my awesomicity
  • awesomicity?



    why does that make me think of a jefferson starship song?




    fucking perv.... ;P
    ~all is full of love~
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Yeah, most are in awe of my awesomicity

    i wrote a song titled Awesomicity
    needless to say it went double platinum
    and i got to have a threesome with the Olsen Twins
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    i got to have a threesome with the Olsen Twins

    You've just described the most beautiful dream I've ever had.

    I spit on your for your luck. I gnash at the thought of it.

    Oh Olsen Twins...
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  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    You've just described the most beautiful dream I've ever had.

    I spit on your for your luck. I gnash at the thought of it.

    Oh Olsen Twins...

    i'm pretty sure they would be horrible in bed because they are such money-grubbing whores
    that being said i would still do it
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    i'm pretty sure they would be horrible in bed because they are such money-grubbing whores
    that being said i would still do it

    They're sooo pretty! It's not fair and not only that, there's two of 'em, that's inconceivable! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • by trade, money grubbing whores are generally much better in bed than us regular love grubbing whores...

    and for pete's sake, they ain't even in college yet!
    ~all is full of love~
  • Originally posted by tenaciousA
    by trade, money grubbing whores are generally much better in bed than us regular love grubbing whores...


    Hmmm, how do you know that???? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • i guess i don't


    another urband legend?
    ~all is full of love~
  • Originally posted by tenaciousA
    i guess i don't


    another urband legend?

    ;) I think we (the love grubbing whores) are much better in bed, after all, we're grubbing for love, not for the love of money, honey. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Originally posted by tenaciousA
    by trade, money grubbing whores are generally much better in bed than us regular love grubbing whores...

    and for pete's sake, they ain't even in college yet!

    College Schmollege.

    I've been counting down the days til their 18th since... oh... their 15th?

    Saw an Olsen Twin calendar the other day... There was definitely a little titflesh showing... like, cleavage... and the side of the breast type thing.

    Cleanup in aisle 5.
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Cleanup in aisle 5.
    From what you've boasted before, it should be:
    and aisle 6, and part of 7.
  • lol


    aisle 5




    :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Actually, it's usually just aisles 6 and 9.
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Actually, it's usually just aisles 6 and 9.

    What? A sticky white mess in aisles 6 t' 9 again! Who keeps messing with the yogurt?? ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Forget the mop.
    Bring the power washer.
  • Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    What? A sticky white mess in aisles 6 t' 9 again! Who keeps messing with the yogurt?? ;)

    That's my one-eyed yogurt slinger for ya!
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  • Ya know I stopped eating Apple Cinammon yogurt solely because it looked and tasted like sex puddles.

    I think I've said too much.
  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    That's my one-eyed yogurt slinger for ya!

    Yogurt is tasty and good for you too!

    Sling some over here, my dear. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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