buttwiper

tenaciousA

Budweiser…

Crisp * Clean * Refreshing


A cool spring rain that gently falls
A golden spray that soaks the walls,
The carpeting and warm red bricks
the hearth on which the twelve-pack sits

Having come to rest right there
By being pitched up through the air
“Here’s your fucking mistress, Jerk!
Go, fuck this, yeah, that would work”

You love this more than me I’d say
Now, listen bitch, for that I paid.
And now you’ll pay in black and blue
You need some proof that I love you?

Then, here, I’ll grab you by the arm
And smack your face free of it’s charm
While your child, the otherside
The paper wall, the door locked tight

Bereft in her decision to
Stay safe inside or
protect you

The king of beers
The king of me
Now understand
Your need for me

Being Enlightened

Budwieser is not the King of Beers!

I hate wife beaters!

tenaciousA

i most whole heartedly agree


>:<

Radar(Baba)O'Riley

Don't remember getting a traditionally tenacious rhymed piece from ya. Hope it's not insulting to say it reminds me of Nickelback's Never Again, but it's only a passing rememberance because this rocks and kicks more buttocks.

Hey, that rhymed.
I am poet!
Hear me soliloquize!

sultryevening

I am a poet!
hear me soliloquize!
or he'll bite between your thighs!

CranMalReign

Sorta related...

~~~

Daddy Dear
January 14, 2003

Where
has the breath
gone
?

it feeds the screams
powers the fists
explodes in cursing
and blouse tearing

chases up the steps
bottle to his lips
hand to that ass
the hate
the power
boiling out his eyeballs
when Mommy's not around

aerobic cowardice
horrific manliness

it pulls the blinds
so strong
so pure
it breaks the bones
the will the soul
metabolizes fear
into pleasure
love
into
nightmares

turns red the blood
on the sheets
thrusts the sobs
whispers lies

his little pet
scoundrel dog
yelping dirty bitch

She takes it
in
again;
daddy's big secret

Where
has her breath
gone
under his thick
black shadow
?

She holds it
swipe to swipe
night to night
She holds it

until
it's all
over
until She can sleep
again

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley

Hear me soliloquize!

Stealing a word from one of my posts today!!!

tenaciousA

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
Don't remember getting a traditionally tenacious rhymed piece from ya. Hope it's not insulting to say it reminds me of Nickelback's Never Again, but it's only a passing rememberance because this rocks and kicks more buttocks.

Hey, that rhymed.
I am poet!
Hear me soliloquize!

not offended in the least
i like traditional rhymes and it's only as of late that i've felt comfy outside of them...

buttocks... tee hee hee


y'are a poet
ain't cha?

Radar(Baba)O'Riley

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Stealing a word from one of my posts today!!!

Oopers, poopers. I assure you it was an unintentional theft.
Hey! Check out this poem I just wrote all by myself:

Bald

I shaved my pubes last night
It was something to do
When the loneliness dragged my mind away

It makes me look bigger
I like that.

But it's not quite the same, I imagine,
As when a woman does it.
It's not quite so smooth
Not quite so
Pretty.
Lifting off this curly cloak
Does not reveal some hidden feminine delicacy:
Those last smooth curves that make her...
Perfect

No, it just uncovers a few more bumps and wrinkles
It sticks out like that barren patch in an otherwise lush lawn where the wading pool sat a little too long past Labor Day
And it screams, "Hey look! I'm a fuckin' perv with too much time on his hands!"

But it makes me look bigger
I like that.

sultryevening

also given the seasonal climate

is not a tad cold to be going out cock naked without a bit of warm blanket-ing around the old fella!

you'll get frost bite!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
Oopers, poopers. I assure you it was an unintentional theft.
Hey! Check out this poem I just wrote all by myself:

Bald

I shaved my pubes last night
It was something to do
When the loneliness dragged my mind away

It makes me look bigger
I like that.

But it's not quite the same, I imagine,
As when a woman does it.
It's not quite so smooth
Not quite so
Pretty.
Lifting off this curly cloak
Does not reveal some hidden feminine delicacy:
Those last smooth curves that make her...
Perfect

No, it just uncovers a few more bumps and wrinkles
It sticks out like that barren patch in an otherwise lush lawn where the wading pool sat a little too long past Labor Day
And it screams, "Hey look! I'm a fuckin' perv with too much time on his hands!"

But it makes me look bigger
I like that.

Wow! That's pretty good, Radar! I wish I had written it!

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Wow! That's pretty good, Radar! I wish I had written it!

You two are a hoot!

Radar(Baba)O'Riley

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Wow! That's pretty good, Radar! I wish I had written it!

Yeah, most are in awe of my awesomicity

tenaciousA

awesomicity?



why does that make me think of a jefferson starship song?




fucking perv.... ;P

Goulet

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
Yeah, most are in awe of my awesomicity

i wrote a song titled Awesomicity
needless to say it went double platinum
and i got to have a threesome with the Olsen Twins

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Goulet
i got to have a threesome with the Olsen Twins

You've just described the most beautiful dream I've ever had.

I spit on your for your luck. I gnash at the thought of it.

Oh Olsen Twins...

Goulet

Originally posted by CranMalReign
You've just described the most beautiful dream I've ever had.

I spit on your for your luck. I gnash at the thought of it.

Oh Olsen Twins...

i'm pretty sure they would be horrible in bed because they are such money-grubbing whores
that being said i would still do it

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by Goulet
i'm pretty sure they would be horrible in bed because they are such money-grubbing whores
that being said i would still do it

They're sooo pretty! It's not fair and not only that, there's two of 'em, that's inconceivable!

tenaciousA

by trade, money grubbing whores are generally much better in bed than us regular love grubbing whores...

and for pete's sake, they ain't even in college yet!

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by tenaciousA
by trade, money grubbing whores are generally much better in bed than us regular love grubbing whores...

Hmmm, how do you know that????

tenaciousA

i guess i don't


another urband legend?