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Mr. Vedward...

tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
a speck on a fleck of a puzzle piece of your life denoted "fans" wishes you, kind sire, ooops, i mean sir.... the happiest of birthdays...

thank you for fathering the songs that make my soul flow just so and for fronting the band that plays a bit of the soundtrack to my life

you do a most excellent job of it

you have been my pretend brother
my pretend lover
my fucking messiah
from time to time

and because of you, i've met some of the best friends i'll ever know

but, most importantly, because of you... i've come to value my life and my control over its path through the maze of it's existence above and beyond all else

it's too short and
worth the effort
to make it ours


Happy Birthday Mr. Vedder


spank
~all is full of love~
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    a speck on a fleck of a puzzle piece of your life denoted "fans" wishes you, kind sire, ooops, i mean sir.... the happiest of birthdays...

    thank you for fathering the songs that make my soul flow just so and for fronting the band that plays a bit of the soundtrack to my life

    you do a most excellent job of it

    you have been my pretend brother
    my pretend lover
    my fucking messiah
    from time to time

    and because of you, i've met some of the best friends i'll ever know

    but, most importantly, because of you... i've come to value my life and my control over it's path through the maze of it's existence above and beyond all else

    it's too short and
    worth the effort
    to make it ours


    Happy Birthday Mr. Vedder


    spank

    Ah tn'A you say it so eloquently! Many Happy Returns of the day Mr. Vedder! Happy, happy, joy, joy! We're so glad that you're alive! You've touched so many lives with your words and we just love ya!


    And a big birhtday SPANK! to yoooouuuuuu! :D




















    Oh and tn'A---At least we're both skanks! :D LOL!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    padna's ;)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Here's the deal:
    Here at work, I'm like a moral officer. An unattractive role considering my propensity for melancholy and SPANK. Anywho, the powers that be wanted me to come up with a way to liven up our monthly birthday celebrations. So I decided to take everyone's birthday in a given month and see what celebrities also share their particular birthday. I post colorful sheets of paper in the lunch room during the celebrations and everyone seems to enjoy seeing what famous person shares their birthday.

    Anywho, one of the secretaries happens to be born on this day. So on her birthday sheet, I put this in 100 point bold font:

    Born an this date...
    "EDDIE VEDDER
    SINGER
    PEARL JAM"

    and under that I put her name in dinky little 12 point font. So she asks me:
    A) Who is this Eddie guy?
    B) Who is Pearl Jam?
    C) Why is his name bigger than mine?

    I respond:
    A) He's a bad ass motherfucker.
    B) They are bad ass motherfuckers.
    C) Because Eddie he has saved my life through lyrics and music and you continually make my life a festering blister of hell.

    How's that for moral?

    Happy Birthday, Master Vedder. Without you, I would be a lot more cranky.

    ps :D
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Happy Birthday, Master Vedder. Without you, I would be a lot more cranky.

    ps :D

    And possibly a lot less SPANKY! So, thank you again Ed!

    Ed saves! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    a festering blister of hell...




    omg! she musta loved that! lol...



    i gotta get ppl...




    mad love
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA


    mad love

    Aw, come on tn'A, warm love is so much nicer and stickier and gooier and wetter and I'm not going to say any more right now :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    she musta loved that! lol...
    She knew I was effin' with her.

    ps
    SPANK Eddie
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    what in the hell is this thread doing down here???




    HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY EDDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE











    GOD! I LOVE THAT MAN
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY EDDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Yes, Happy FUCKING Birthday!

    Well, now that it's a FUCKING birthday, you know I'm in! ;)

    Hump, oh, ah, I mean Bump. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    I think you two should have a jelly bean fight for Eddie.

    Eddie would've wanted it that way.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I think you two should have a jelly bean fight for Eddie.

    Eddie would've wanted it that way.

    Great idea!


    B.E. gets big 'ole handful of Jelly Belly jelly beans and shoves 'em down tn'A's top! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • SleightOfHand562SleightOfHand562 Posts: 477
    that was a beautiful birthday wish.
    There have been shows where maybe the whole first half of the show my eyes have been closed. and then you'll look out in the crowd and there'll be somebody totally lost in their head, in exactly the same place you're in. That, to me, is the essence of music

    ~Jeff Ament
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Great idea!


    B.E. gets big 'ole handful of Jelly Belly jelly beans and shoves 'em down tn'A's top! :D

    How can you not feel those in there, girl? I may just have to go in after them! I want to fill my belly (and other places) with beans made from jelly! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I think you two should have a jelly bean fight for Eddie.

    Eddie would've wanted it that way.


    oh, i think ed's seen his share of girls acting for him

    he's not the "show me your tits" kinda rock star that Paul Stanley might be, and that's good...


    it's why i like the guy



    :)


    kisswisheseddie


    ' )
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    oh, i think ed's seen his share of girls acting for him

    he's not the "show me your tits" kinda rock star that Paul Stanley might be, and that's good...


    it's why i like the guy



    :)


    kisswisheseddie


    ' )

    Guess I'm going in after them then! :D Would you at least help, maybe, just get that one out of your belly button? :)

    I think Paul Stanley is gay. It's Gene Simmons you have to watch out for!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    gene simmons has to have three vd's don't cha think???


    at least????
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    gene simmons has to have three vd's don't cha think???


    at least????
    And that's just on his tongue!

    God knows how many others are floating around on that body! Probably has many as Mick Jagger.

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • seekitseekit Posts: 73
    Thank You for putting it so perfectly...............

    Happy Birthday Eddie..............................
    Seek It
  • john girljohn girl Posts: 308
    peace, love, happiness,
    a toast
    to your
    spirit
    of eternal
    wisdom


    your music, your words, your truths
    were there for me in my unconcious beginnings
    and are the pillars in my present wakening

    a teacher,

    inspiration

    Keep Rockin!
  • lov4eddielov4eddie Posts: 1
    For me every song is a reminder of a moment!! good or bad, i always get a fealing and not every song can do that to you, with why go i remember the time my dad left, or with rearviewmirror i remember when my sister lost her baby, those are bad memories but good songs and bad memories equal stonger people, or with smile i remember when my bro.'s daughter was born, with jeremy i remember when i baught my 1st car those are good memories and all are linked to good songs!! so for that i thank PJ and eddie vedder though he somethimes doesn't coupe with how much his words can impact or mark a moment in someone else's life he has done it to me, has he done it to you???
    and that's how i remind my self que bueno es tener memorias de Pearl Jam.
    xoxo

    HE IS THS SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE and his words are the beat to witch my heart beats
    """""it's funny when things change so much, when it's all state of mind"""""""""" EV
    Baby Girl
  • ForeverAJammerForeverAJammer Posts: 116
    Great B-day present....i have always tried to put into words what pearl jam has done for me..expecially eddie..due to his voice and touching lyrics...but i could never do it...its like he is one of those ppl who u only know through media but with his lyrics its like u do know him...man id love to meet him lol...and i think i will because he has had so much impact on my life...id be too afraid to tell him though...he would think i was a dork lol...but what i do know of you eddie ure beautiful...theres nothing else to say..just beautiful..thanks:) I really love the part about the front man to the band that has written the songs to the soundtrack to my life..i feel the same way! Hope to hear more from ya! Check this out everyone tell me what ya think:)

    Written the lyrics to the songs that are somebodys whole world(me_
    Ure not an idol,a god, but by our sides
    and some how to you i feel i can confide
    But ure just a man.... with the words to set us free
    far as the eye can see........thank you


    Im workin on something and ill get back to yall:)
    mwah! Stay Alive~~~~
    i miss you already...


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