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so i was

tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
edited March 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
watching this movie, or no... it wasn't a movie, it was a commercial for a new situational comedy back in 1985, new... yeah... and uh, okay, so this woman is sweeping the floor saying "i can't seem to get the dirt off this flo-rah" in that southern drawl i love to imitate, and her man comes in and says "honey, it's a dirt floor", and so she sweeps a lock of hair off her face with the back of her hand and rests her fist on her hip and leans on her broomstick like she'd just been given god's good rest

to think, all this time, she'd been trying to get the dirt off a dirt floor...

for nineteen years she'd been trying to get the dirt off a dirt floor



huh.


communication is a priceless thing, is it not? however never so much as common sense...
~all is full of love~
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    "There, the floor it looks beeeauuuutiful....stupid mop!!!!! Dumb mopppp!!!"
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    she prides herself on her cleaning habits...





    doo do doo do do doo doo do doo
    ~all is full of love~
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Oh, so THAT'S what it's saying there.....

    It sounded to me like

    "She parks her sloth on her petticoats". I never could figure that out.

    No wonder I thought "Vitalogy" was insane, back in '94!
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    god, that's funny...

    she parks her sloth on her petticoats...









    god...
    ~all is full of love~
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    I always thought it was

    "She prides herself on her SPANKING habits."
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    you wish that's what it said, radar :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    i wish it said that i was free to pick my undies out of my ass in public places and not have to see scrunched up faces as they stare at me wriggling and yanking and pulling my undies out of my butt crack which really must be hungry because it keeps gobbling up my panties and i wish i could just take off all my clothes and dance in the snow and no one would care because they'd all be dancing and naked and in the snow with me and we could just dance and sing and be happy and never have to go to our scum sucking jobs where the people stare when you tug your underwear out of your ass i wish it said that
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    hey foxy butt crack mama.... that's me :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    hey foxy butt crack mama.... that's me :)

    And a big yo-ho-ho from the hungry-ass-muncher-mama!

    I'll crack yer butt! :o






































    With my rolled up towel *CRRRRAAAACK!* :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    my ass is on a diet, so i stopped wearing boyshorts :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    my ass is on a diet, so i stopped wearing boyshorts :)

    boyshorts are cool


    for short boys, that is :D


    I don't wear any undies anymore---I took the annoying buggers off! But I did it in the washroom so, only "big brother" was watching---not the scrunchy faced fuckers--I let him keep them, he seemed pleased. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    boy shorts are most comfortable tucked in a tight wedgeeeee



    dang things
    ~all is full of love~
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    she parks her sloth on her petticoats....

    that's so funny

    LOL
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    not only is that my fucking sloth, those are also my fucking petticoats.

    damn your eyes.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    what's that they say?


    do
    not
    fall
    in?



    circa: tornado juice
    It's all yellow.


  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    Originally posted by Yellow
    what's that they say?


    do
    not
    fall
    in?



    circa: tornado juice

    you rock.

    I love tornadoE juice :D it's... spunky.

    what happens if I already fell?
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    pina colada lifesaver?
    It's all yellow.


  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    YES i LOVE UMBRELLAS!

    and perhaps some fire burning within chocolate.

    a fondue flambe if you will
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    from the in side out, no less...
    It's all yellow.


  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    indeed.

    :D

    oh? was I supposed to say more?
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    yes....

    i believe it was "fuckers"
    It's all yellow.


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