Ode to Cameron

AerosmithAerosmith Posts: 16
His peacock-like features,
Glisten under the lights of You Are.
A drum fill - he cannot complete.
He sucks as much as Ringo Starr.

For as he plays his tongue goes for a whirl,
Embeds itself in his puffy cheek.
He destroys DTE with his lackluster licks,
Man his drumming ability is pretty weak.

Jack Irons, wherefore art thou?
Dave Abbruzzese come hither now.
For Matt Cameron has destroyed the band,
Tongue in cheek, stick in hand.



just kidding, Matt Cameron is alright :)
7/9/03 @ MSG
10/1/05 @ Borgata
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  • hey, i like this one :)
  • jammin1586jammin1586 Posts: 39
    hilarious bro :)
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    2) Yield
    3) Ten
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    5) Riot Act
    6) Vs.
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  • Matt Cameron is possibly the best thing ever to happen to this band
    If there was a chair in which I could comprehend, I would stand always and embrace the path
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    Originally posted by Traver DiDiminico
    Matt Cameron is possibly the best thing ever to happen to this band

    i second that pronouncement!

    but he does make funny faces when he is jammin' :D
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • Spot In The SkySpot In The Sky Posts: 1,175
    but theyre cute little funny faces...
    im not ashamed to say i have nonsexual crushes on everyone in the band....well with eddie it is sexual....what i would do to that man...mmm
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  • Originally posted by Spot In The Sky
    ....well with eddie it is sexual....what i would do to that man...mmm

    We've all been there...
    :)
    If there was a chair in which I could comprehend, I would stand always and embrace the path
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