King CranMal

FelicityFelicity Posts: 339
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
please, oh please, cranmalreign

it's time to read the riot act again.

i'm in far too much pain

to say anything again

so please, won't you please pull the reins in?
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  • Originally posted by Felicity
    please, oh please, cranmalreign

    it's time to read the riot act again.

    i'm in far too much pain

    to say anything again

    so please, won't you please pull the reins in?

    If only I truly were King.

    You don't like dirty limericks?
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  • FelicityFelicity Posts: 339
    The last time I dined with the King

    He did a most curious thing.

    He sat on a stool,

    Took out his tool,

    And said, "if I play will you sing?"


    ...so i did...

    ...aaaaAAAAA, sweet mystery of life at last i found you.............
  • That's sure what I like to hear
    A wee bit off naughty, my dear
    This thread bears my name
    Your ass will the same
    If I have made myself clear.

    ;)

    ooo... competing limerick thread!
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  • FelicityFelicity Posts: 339
    O, take me, sire, make me your own

    A Queen makes the King less alone

    We'll make fine use of nights

    Filled with earthly delights

    As a I bow down before your quite large throne.
  • It's true it is bigger than most
    But I swear it, I don't like to boast
    If I may be discreet
    You may take a seat
    Or better, you may take my post
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  • FelicityFelicity Posts: 339
    Though amazed and astonished by size

    Your robe is a clever disguise

    That we may make fun

    And be seen by no one

    While you share your biggest surprise!
  • I'll try to explain all the moans
    Eminating from the throne
    You'll stay incognito
    I'll blame the burritos
    For which the poor chef shall atone!
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