King CranMal
Felicity
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please, oh please, cranmalreign
it's time to read the riot act again.
i'm in far too much pain
to say anything again
so please, won't you please pull the reins in?
it's time to read the riot act again.
i'm in far too much pain
to say anything again
so please, won't you please pull the reins in?
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If only I truly were King.
You don't like dirty limericks?
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool,
Took out his tool,
And said, "if I play will you sing?"
...so i did...
...aaaaAAAAA, sweet mystery of life at last i found you.............
A wee bit off naughty, my dear
This thread bears my name
Your ass will the same
If I have made myself clear.
ooo... competing limerick thread!
A Queen makes the King less alone
We'll make fine use of nights
Filled with earthly delights
As a I bow down before your quite large throne.
But I swear it, I don't like to boast
If I may be discreet
You may take a seat
Or better, you may take my post
Your robe is a clever disguise
That we may make fun
And be seen by no one
While you share your biggest surprise!
Eminating from the throne
You'll stay incognito
I'll blame the burritos
For which the poor chef shall atone!