Jokes!
eddies grrl
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We can all use a laugh now & then, so I'd like to get the ball rolling with a dumb blonde joke, which I feel I have clearance to do since I am blonde (natural) but not dumb (no, really).
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you
mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw
puzzle I bought? I can't figure out how to get started."
Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?"
"From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the
blonde.
The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him
at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all
over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter
what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to
assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the
box."
"Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde.
"Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have
here is a box of Frosted Flakes."
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you
mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw
puzzle I bought? I can't figure out how to get started."
Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?"
"From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the
blonde.
The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him
at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all
over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter
what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to
assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the
box."
"Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde.
"Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have
here is a box of Frosted Flakes."
Life is the riddle
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
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Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies