well, of course, I am dramatically handsome...but I thought putting that in the poem seemed a bit unnecessary...I'm sure one can tell from my online personality...
Nucular, Excape, Warshington D.C.,
Nawlins, Kintucky, Missippi,
Expresso, Suprise, Eraq,
Serbert, and that's a fact, Jack!
Wendsday, Chrismas, Febuary,
I before E is totally scary!
Yella, Ornje, Taffeda,
Hairassmant might laugh at ya!
Wudder, Muther, Innernet,
Theeter, Camra, Silewette.
This be trew among other things:
The English we be speakin' ain't the King's!
the poem just posted may be more geared toward Americans...I'm not sure if Europeans have similar enough speech problems and shortcuts we have...let me know!
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Nawlins, Kintucky, Missippi,
Expresso, Suprise, Eraq,
Serbert, and that's a fact, Jack!
Wendsday, Chrismas, Febuary,
I before E is totally scary!
Yella, Ornje, Taffeda,
Hairassmant might laugh at ya!
Wudder, Muther, Innernet,
Theeter, Camra, Silewette.
This be trew among other things:
The English we be speakin' ain't the King's!
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?