The Redneck

grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
I always thought she was a redneck
But I never told her so
And she'd probably have hung around
(swallowed me whole)
Even if I had told her;
She probably would have said
She'd try to change.

All my friends
(the high school chums with the baggy pants)
Knew what she was
Better than
They knew what they were
But they didn't care
As long as I'd
Enthrall them with the tales
Of how I was banging her
(in which rooms
and in which orifice).
They were lowly snobs
Like myself.

Until, like all playthings,
I tired of her.
There were only so many ways
To bend her.
I broke the news to her
As gently as I knew how.
I surprised myself
By crying.

And of course followed
Two or three
On-again off-again years
Filled with the dismal
Nostalgia sex of remorse;
No longer were stories wanted
(the baggy-pantsed friends all had wives)
Until one day she'd tired of me
And she married some rich bastard
From the Virgin Islands.

Last I heard
She had a butler
And was terribly happy.
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  • DigMeOutDigMeOut Posts: 29
    whatever it is, don't quit your day job
    8-23-00, 8-24-00, 8-25-00, 11/14/02(letterman), 4-30-03, 6-6-03, 7-6-03, 7-8-03, 7-9-03, 7-12-03, 7-14-03, 9-28-04, 9-29-04. 10-1-04, 3-18-05 (northwest school), 9-2-05, 9-4-05, 9-15-05, 9-16-05, 9-30-05, 10-1-05
  • KwyjiboKwyjibo Posts: 662
    on a lighter note.

    Blind date with the chancer
    We had oysters and dry lancers
    When the check arrived we went dutch, dutch, dutch, dutch

    A redder shade of neck
    on a whiter shade of trash
    And this emory board is giving me a rash
    I’m flat out
    You’re so beautiful to look at when you cry
    Freeze, don’t move
    You’ve been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation
    Of the sequel to your life.

    A shady lane -- everybody wants one
    A shady lane -- everybody needs one
    Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
    Oh my god, oh your god, oh his god, over god
    It’s everybody’s god, it’s everybody’s god, it’s everybody’s god, it’s
    Everybody’s god
    The worlds collide, but all that we want is a shady lane

    Glance, don’t stare
    Soon you’re being told to recognize your heirs
    No, not me -- I’m an island of such great complexity
    Stress surrounds in the muddy peaceful center of this town
    Tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys and the
    Over-friendly concierge

    A shady lane -- everybody wants one
    A shady lane -- everybody needs one
    Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
    Oh my god, oh your god, oh his god, oh her god
    It’s everybody’s god, it’s everybody’s god, it’s everybody’s god, it’s
    Everybody’s god
    The worlds collide, but all that I want is a shady lane.
    The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway, is that its you, and that you're standing in the doorway.

    I write down good reasons to freeze to death in my spiral ring notebook. But in the long tresses of your hair--I am a babbling brook.
  • AliAli Posts: 2,621

    And of course followed
    Two or three
    On-again off-again years
    Filled with the dismal
    Nostalgia sex of remorse;
    No longer were stories wanted
    (the baggy-pantsed friends all had wives)
    Until one day she'd tired of me
    And she married some rich bastard
    From the Virgin Islands.

    Last I heard
    She had a butler
    And was terribly happy.

    Groove,
    I have some kind of feeling this is whats going to happen to me,except it'll be the otherway around.I'll be rich,he'll be poor,
    and he'd be my current gas station attendent I'm sweating!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is, he's 2nd to you,of course:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
    Ali wrote:
    Groove,
    I have some kind of feeling this is whats going to happen to me,except it'll be the otherway around.I'll be rich,he'll be poor,
    and he'd be my current gas station attendent I'm sweating!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is, he's 2nd to you,of course:)

    Well, if it's the other way around for you, then you are set!

    And stop flirting with me. Don't you know this is the internet?!?!
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    Well, if it's the other way around for you, then you are set!

    And stop flirting with me. Don't you know this is the internet?!?!
    I know.I get so many comments about our love affair for words!!!:):)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
    Ali wrote:
    I know.I get so many comments about our love affair for words!!!:):)

    We are so misunderstood. We must be geniuses.
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  • AliAli Posts: 2,621
    What I say is...never underestimate yourself.Geniouses we ARE!!!!!!
    Masters of words.....:)
    A whisper and a thrill
    A whisper and a chill
    adv2005

    "Why do I bother?"
    The 11th Commandment.
    "Whatever"

    PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    I like the way this one sounds grooveamatic. :)
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  • grooveamaticgrooveamatic Posts: 1,374
    justam wrote:
    I like the way this one sounds grooveamatic. :)

    Thanks! I was starting to think it was generally disliked--and it still may be, for all I know. It is harsher and more depraved than my usual work. But I can't deny what I've been, or what I've done.

    It's a real poem, fer sure.

    Thanks for reading justam!
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