Don't give stamps to crazy people

BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
edited October 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
i mailed a letter to
somebody
at what address
about whatever

i don'tknow because i can rmeember what i said. i

think i sent a letter to vedder while i was sleepwalking last week at Horribleharborview (not really, they are nice people)

any way, i know it was hand written by me, i remember the address but i don't know what i said in it at all and i think i may be totally embarassed like marcia when the football

hit her nose

Oh, my nose!!!

if ed is ever on the boards, can someone who knows someonw who knows your garbage mans brothers girlfirned knows him.

tell him not to read the letter, instead, just throw it away. or sending it back whaeveter.
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  • will work for stamps
    his sign said
    as he stood on the
    corner of granete st and main
    wild eyed
    snaggle haired
    he stood in the falling snow
    a brisk december morning
    bustled all around him
    the light was red
    as i gazed at his figure
    standing in the
    exhaust blackened flakes
    feeling the season
    i offered him three tabs
    that bore old glory
    smiling a toothless grin
    he took them from me
    put them in a folder
    spilling over with others
    of all types shapes and sizes
    i had time to say
    thats a lot of letters .....

    he looked at me
    smile failing
    whispered in my ear.....

    i'm sending myself to happiness
    it's postage due ya know

    the light turned green
    i pulled away
    never saw that man again
    if you ever see him
    with his sign for stamps
    help him out if you can
    he's just trying
    to get to
    the state of joy
    postage due indeed
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    he looked at me
    smile failing
    whispered in my ear.....

    i'm sending myself to happiness
    it's postage due ya know

    he's just trying
    to get to
    the state of joy
    postage due indeed


    mailing myself to happiness. that is one of the most profound and deeply moving statements i have ever heard. you are amazing. thanks

    did you write that? that girl was in the mental ward anything she mailed she sent her seed out there to possibly grow in happinesses garden again.


























































    i know her pretty well, i don't thkn he got the letter or if he did, he is doing nothing about it. meanwhile, i dont even know what the fuck i wrote, i was in another demension like the beastie boys song.
  • tuna
    Every now and then you'll have a problem with the boiler, you have to hit it with a hammer, but it's a good job.
  • ok, so... just so you know... my boyfriend's garbageman's girlfriend takes tickets at the shows in walla walla and she told her boyfriend to tell my boyfriend to tell me that ed's working on some new lyrics to yellowledbetter...


    it goes something like this... but remember, things were prolly lost in translation...


    on the west side of

    Bhaga-va-d-Gi-ta

    said...

    get some more sleep

    cuz i couldn't read a thing - oh no ho...


    all i saw on

    BhagavadGita's letter was

    three pictures of a sheep oh

    and some boxers and a bag


    oh yeah a hea a yeah hey....

    i can't read it....

    outside on the porch yeah..

    hey do ya think ya could try again...


    oh a-ah-ha-ho ho hun....





    :)





    ~btw - a most gentle writing, tu... ') um... the visions of hope and faith are really strong
    Nosotros nunca escuchamos la voz adentro
  • PhillyPJPhillyPJ Posts: 1,266
    Eddie will probably read the letter. no big deal

    I like Taco Bell and Donuts
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by lifeisworth
    ok, so... just so you know... my boyfriend's garbageman's girlfriend takes tickets at the shows in walla walla and she told her boyfriend to tell my boyfriend to tell me that ed's working on some new lyrics to yellowledbetter...


    it goes something like this... but remember, things were prolly lost in translation...


    on the west side of

    Bhaga-va-d-Gi-ta

    said...

    get some more sleep

    cuz i couldn't read a thing - oh no ho...


    all i saw on

    BhagavadGita's letter was

    three pictures of a sheep oh

    and some boxers and a bag


    oh yeah a hea a yeah hey....

    i can't read it....

    outside on the porch yeah..

    hey do ya think ya could try again...


    oh a-ah-ha-ho ho hun....





    :)





    ~btw - a most gentle writing, tu... ') um... the visions of hope and faith are really strong
  • PhillyPJPhillyPJ Posts: 1,266
    LOL!! thats funny

    Yellow Ledbetter

    boxer a bag? ohhhhhhh
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    sometimes, i feel like a motherless child

    you people ignore me alot and maybe it's me igoring me.
  • Gita, Gita, Gita.
    I understand your embarrassment at sending a letter to Eddie or whoever, but don't fret about it. You're overreacting. If Eddie reads your letter, he's not going to ban you from attending shows or dispatch Pearl Jam Police to storm your house and confiscate all your PJ CDs because you're not worthy. Eddie loves us for who we are.
  • PhillyPJPhillyPJ Posts: 1,266
    I agree. Eddie probabl gets tons of fan mail. he reads a bunch of them. and he doesnt judge people who are his fans...
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Gert B. Frobe
    tuna

    RUBBER!


    I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • of course i'm kidding...

    who cares about sending ed a letter? you prolly just spoke your mind, right?

    i mean...

    playing connect the dots in permanent ink on his freckles and moles???

    covering him in hummus and letting your cat clean him up???

    who cares...



    you know he's a singer... play shy all he wants... he loves the attention...

    and you know he's seen more mundane love pinning letters than bing crosby, probably...

    so...

    why not?


    you think he's not gonna call you now?

    like, he WAS going to, but now wont cuz he thinks you're some half dozed beastie boy wanna be???


    more likely he WILL call cuz you are..



    you remebered to leave your digits didn't you????



    :D



    god, tell me you didn't forget the digits :)
    Nosotros nunca escuchamos la voz adentro
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    I need to let this one breath.


    I am not a freak i swear, just manic and bi polar thats all.

    thanks for the advice everyone
  • PhillyPJPhillyPJ Posts: 1,266
    live every day to the fullest.

    and always eat at Taco Bell

    that is my life motto
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