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Singer Ed Vedder Sells Himself for Charity

BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
edited November 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
what a great idea for a fund raiser.

eddie vedder kissing booth.

i bet his kisses are like tasting the WORLDS BEST PEACH that tickles your lower lip.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY


*all races, CREEDs and cultures welcome.

now i would pay just to watch!!!! ;)
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Would I have to pay extra for a hand job?
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    waving





    goodbye!!!!!
  • princes4edvedderprinces4edvedder Posts: 15
    ohhh, where do I sign up??? :)
    Caught a bolt of lightning, cursed the day he let it go.....

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  • Sharon_Hearts_PJSharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    count me in :)
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,724
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    what a great idea for a fund raiser.

    eddie vedder kissing both.

    i bet his kisses are like tasting the WORLDS BEST PEACH that tickles your lower lip.

    YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY

    *all races, CREEDs and cultures welcome.

    now i would pay just to watch!!!! ;)
    ;0

    An Eddie Vedder kissing booth to raise money for a charity?
    Which charity do you think he would choose?
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  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by EKluvsPJ
    An Eddie Vedder kissing booth to raise money for a charity?
    Which charity do you think he would choose?

    Well i can't speak for anyone else
    It was have to be about;
    kids
    and/or
    non-violence






























    wait...

































































    JOHNNY!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN or im gttin the belt






















    or you could do what my grandmother did when you were cheeky monkees...."GO OUT BACK AND GET ME A SWITCH!"

    off the cherry tree. of course we would ramble very very very very slowly and take our time because she would soon forget and when we would come back with this pathetic branch for her to smack us with,
    she would say.."what are you doing with that branch? take that dirty thing outside!!" ha ahahahahahlol
    it was then that I think i developed an intimate relationship with
    in animate objects.

    ask me about straws....







    sorry. that was twisted.
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,724
    Well the only problem with an EV kissing booth would be that each woman would probably take their time and not want to stop which would lessen the money raised..
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  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by EKluvsPJ
    Well the only problem with an EV kissing booth would be that each woman would probably take their time and not want to stop which would lessen the money raised..

    Well, i figure a standard stop watch would help with that.

    We would charge by the 3 second increments, for the poor.....that want to help a cause of course...

    to the rich social bitch who could give a shit about anyone else cause all she knows is she wants to swap spit with a filthy rock star so she can use this as inspiration when she gets into bed with her rich hubby.

    Think of the possibilities.

    Of course, we would have consider Ed's feelings and take on the whole deal.... i guess. How he would feel really..............




    FUCK THAT who cares how Ed feels.

    Charity is charity. Selfish bastard!!
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,724
    Or maybe instead we could have a thing where Ed has to pay a dollar to his favourite charity every time he says the "F" word?
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  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by EKluvsPJ
    Or maybe instead we could have a thing where Ed has to pay a dollar to his favourite charity every time he says the "F" word?

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    :)
    im looking for a miracle in our lives.....
  • loveandrew-woodloveandrew-wood Posts: 131
    we as humans who search and strive to survive need to eat food and so its very honorable to be a music maker, what a blessing it is to have such a gift im a conner and so i think that this thread is way out of context


    lets dance

    in jesus name amen
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,724
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
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    :)
    im looking for a miracle in our lives.....

    oh.. thanks.. glad you liked my joke :-)
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  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,724
    well hey I do like to inject a bit of humour in this board occasionally ..
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