Dear Santa
weed
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Dear Santa,
For several years, I've had this "I don't give a fuck about Christmas" attitude. Thanksgiving, New Years you name it - - I just can't get into it. Everyone else seems happy with all the parades, dinners, standing around waiting for some stupid ball to drop and everywhere you look people kissing. Makes me sick. I wish that damn thing would really drop and shatter into a million pieces - - I'd be first in line to see that happen.
I want this to change. I'd like to be happy just like everyone else so I'm asking you to bring me some happiness. I know you get millions of letters from everyone asking for all kinds of shit but all I want is a little happiness. Just stop the guy driving the Grand Vitara (the one with the frog and a wave on the tire cover) and send him my way. He can provide an explanation of where my happiness trotted off to... which will lead to answers about how I can get it back.
Have I been naughty or nice? Do I deserve what I'm asking for? Well, I think I've been good - - except for that little incident which involves going to probation once a week. If you can really see everything we do - - then you know what happened - - so you can't hold that against me.
Try to help me out if you can and I'll try to leave you something other than milk and cookies. Too many cookies will make you fat (sorry) and after milk has been sitting out for a while it makes you puke. You need something warm and tasty so if you see something you'd like to have in the kitchen - - feel free to heat it up and enjoy.
Thanks,
weed
For several years, I've had this "I don't give a fuck about Christmas" attitude. Thanksgiving, New Years you name it - - I just can't get into it. Everyone else seems happy with all the parades, dinners, standing around waiting for some stupid ball to drop and everywhere you look people kissing. Makes me sick. I wish that damn thing would really drop and shatter into a million pieces - - I'd be first in line to see that happen.
I want this to change. I'd like to be happy just like everyone else so I'm asking you to bring me some happiness. I know you get millions of letters from everyone asking for all kinds of shit but all I want is a little happiness. Just stop the guy driving the Grand Vitara (the one with the frog and a wave on the tire cover) and send him my way. He can provide an explanation of where my happiness trotted off to... which will lead to answers about how I can get it back.
Have I been naughty or nice? Do I deserve what I'm asking for? Well, I think I've been good - - except for that little incident which involves going to probation once a week. If you can really see everything we do - - then you know what happened - - so you can't hold that against me.
Try to help me out if you can and I'll try to leave you something other than milk and cookies. Too many cookies will make you fat (sorry) and after milk has been sitting out for a while it makes you puke. You need something warm and tasty so if you see something you'd like to have in the kitchen - - feel free to heat it up and enjoy.
Thanks,
weed
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