another poem i wrote today....

Bob Saget in my tree

this one is for all the outdoors enthusiasts out there....

pooping in the woods,
at first such an uncomfortable and awkward feeling
is nothing that can keep me from controlling my bowels

pooping in the woods,
I toilet would be very very nice
even a nasty one from a gas station would suffice

and here is a word from the wise;
but, to experience the glory that is nature
and the wonders of the natural world
to shit in the woods;
the brease blowing through you ass
make it quick, your dookie will attract a lot of flies

although it may seem frightening,
nothing is more enlightening

pooping in the woods,
a link between you and nature
all lies in that one fecal matter

just make sure you don't wipe with poison ivy.

BhagavadGita

leaning against a tree always helps...