Radar go bye-bye

Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
edited October 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I’m off to the funny farm where life is fun and gay all day.
No, not that type of gay.
Actually, I have too many duties to attend to, so I fear I won’t have time to play with y’all for a while. But, as a famous politician once said, “I’ll be back.”
Also, I’m Vegas bound next week, so I expect you all to behave yourselves in my absence. No potty mouths. No wedgies. No running with guillotines. No running to wedgie someone with a potty mouth. No guillotine wedgies, either. Too messy.

All apologies for being a reclusive boob.

As penance, here’s a brand new piece of Rot 2.

Clowns to the left
Clowns upside down
Clowns to the right
Clowns all around

Red drooling teeth
Orange candle hair
Big anvil shoes
Laughter everywhere

They live in the walls
They’re under your bed
They have happy hammers
To smash in your head

You better not dream
They might come true
I know I’m safe
All they want is you
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Comments

  • Have a safe trip! Thanks for that little taste of what's to come! We'll try to behave but no promises!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • keven 33keven 33 Posts: 259
    awesome
    convicted
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Come back soon, ya hear.
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    big tease. finally a little taste of rot pt. 2 and now your LEAVING?!?!?!

    well, if you must but be sure to return to us safely with tales of wonderful adventures.
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Dear Jeremy,

    October 14, 2003

    Your book disturbed me. I don't know how to express this on a stupid letter.

    All I can say is that it seems you were sexually abused by your mother. Maybe I got that all wrong. God, I wish I have, but I don't think so. L

    Your book has changed my life, like a dream can. I know there is a lot of pain in those words, BUT……

    There is so much goodness!

    and do you realize how much you can do for kids by talking about abuse?

    you are their savior. stop the pain is what you are doing.

    AND
    IF
    U R also Ed Vedder, then Christ! God planned it this way. You have fulfilled the reason to be here on this EARTH, made of stars is what you are.

    I saw and heard my mother have sex with men that were not my father. I use to cry and fake stomach aches, she use to come in wrapped in a twoel and try to comfort me. It didn't help. Of course I feel it has affected my life somehow.

    I don't understand the powere that lead me to the Pearl Jam message pit for me to anser all the questions and end up IN LOVE with you.

    I don't know how this happened. It is amazing. You make me feel like a young girl again. You make me feel what I feel when I hear Ed's words. My hand hurts because I can't write fast enough.

    God I am so glad he/I/she found you.

    It's all been said before, but don't hide your love away Jeremy. You are my angel. You are so many people's angels. Us kids will smile and tell the story of pearl JAM AND WHAT IT MEANS TO US

    yOU WILL BE SAVING A LIFE, ONE AT A TIME.

    I love you
    jeremyedbabaradar
    Thank God for you.
  • sevensinssevensins Posts: 887
    Ypu son of a bitch............jk...........LOL............LOL..............lol............................
    Im gunna miss you........even though I only get in the ocational post.





    Your the coolist Radar........and any friend of Star Wars, M*A*S*H, and the written word is a friend of mine...........Ill trade u a copy of my album for Rot 2.
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    And who gives you the means to leave? The keys to your chains just happened to drop at your feet? A surreptitious reminder of who's got connections and who does not?

    Eh.

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle with you.

    I know you'll be back and all, but you had better abuse my ebox because I am afraid that I have grown addicted to your brand of brown sugar sarcasm, the caramel syrup of warm irony.

    It has been certainly more fun commiserating with you than a duct tape hickey.

    Sigh.

    No one is going to keep me in check now. No one is going to make fun of my stuff and make me try harder. I always try so damn hard to impress your star wars obsessing ass... we ....

    Well I suppose that, one way or the other, we'll meet again.

    Next time bring your own damn chapstick.

    I'll miss you.

    seta
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • hmm
    as Radar leaves
    Sultry returns
    and they've never been seen in the same room together.
    Interesting... very interesting.
    take care Jeremy.
    go play!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    hmm
    as Radar leaves
    Sultry returns
    and they've never been seen in the same room together.
    Interesting... very interesting.
    take care Jeremy.
    go play!

    :)

    oh for God's sake,
    someone make me a bloody ole fashioned?

    cock





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    a doodle doo

































    Good Day,

    Your evenings of Sultry-ness goddess of GOODNESS.
    XOXO
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    :)

    oh for God's sake,
    someone make me a bloody ole fashioned?

    cock



















    tales






















    tails

















    tales


















    cock
























    a doodle doo

































    Good Day,

    Your evenings of Sultry-ness goddess of GOODNESS.
    XOXO
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    didn't mean to post twice

    hey, they postman always rings twice?

    does he?

    what about your postman?

    have you hugged him today?
  • Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    :)

    oh for God's sake,
    someone make me a bloody ole fashioned?

    cock



















    tales






















    tails

















    tales


















    cock
























    a doodle doo

































    Good Day,

    Your evenings of Sultry-ness goddess of GOODNESS.
    XOXO



    Hey! How's about a cock-tale sausage Abe?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Hey! How's about a cock-tale sausage Abe?

    that is so small,
    no no no
    yous got the brat i want BE

    but how long do i have to wait

    YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKENASSHOLEPRICK!!!!!

    THIS IS A MEDICAL CONDITION

    there's one for ya!!!

    watch IN & OUT
  • *ahem*







    why does everything always turn to cock around here?
    ~all is full of love~
  • BYE JEREMY!!! sorry i arrived so late.
    SOMEone failed to bring this thread to my attention. good luck on your endeavors. come back safely. don't give in to (all of) the evils of Vegas. *hugs*
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    that is so small,
    no no no
    yous got the brat i want BE

    but how long do i have to wait

    YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKENASSHOLEPRICK!!!!!

    THIS IS A MEDICAL CONDITION

    there's one for ya!!!

    watch IN & OUT

    Girlfriend, I:m a COCKSUCKER but I ain't no MOTHERFUCKENASSHOLEPRICK!!!!

    I:m a BITCHINHEAT!!!!!

    And I want some meat-gimmesomethinggoodtoeat
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sevensinssevensins Posts: 887
    Heeeeeeellllllllooooo girl............................................................Q
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