Happy Artificial Insemination Birthday, seta

Radar(Baba)O'Riley
Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
edited November 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Rest assured, you won't be........
Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette.
Thinks he'll get the girl he'll only get the mechanic.
What's missing? He's living a day he'll soon forget.

That's one more time around. The sun is going down.
The moon is out but he's drunk and shouting.
Putting people down. He's pissing. He's living a day he'll soon forget.

Counts his money every morning. The only thing that keeps him horny.
Locked in a giant house that's alarming.
The townsfolk they all laugh.

Sorry is the fool who trades his love for hi-rise rent.
Seem the more you make equals the loneliness you get.
And it's fitting. He's barley living a day he'll soon forget.

That's one more time around and there is not a sound.
He's lying dead clutching Benjamins. Never put the money down.
He's stiffening. We're all whistling a man we'll soon forget.

SPANK
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I see you baby
    Shaking that ass
    Shake that ass!

    SHAKE THAT ASS!

    SLAP!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I don't shake booty for anyone, not even YOU miss B.E.

    of course there are deals that can be made, agreements sown upon parchment or at least, satin sheets.

    Always liked this song. I know it's about Bill Gates, but I always put whoever the hell I'm pissed at right into and it works.

    Radar you may be a whacko, but you're a good whacko.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by setaside2
    I don't shake booty for anyone, not even YOU miss B.E.

    of course there are deals that can be made, agreements sown upon parchment or at least, satin sheets.


    I've got your leash baby! You'll do as your told!


    That is if you want a treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    no smelling of feet here.

    but as for the something good to eat.....
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by setaside2
    but as for the something good to eat.....
    Dildo burrito?
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Dildo burrito?

    Mmmmmm, meat sticks! :o
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Mmmmmm, meat sticks! :o
    In my case: Meat Logs
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    In my case: Meat Logs

    Whoa baby!

    *opens mouth really, really wide*

    I love the log rider's waltz! :D;):o
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    dude, gimme back that braunschweiger.

    I hate it when he does that.


    everyone knows it's log, everyone loves the log.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by setaside2
    dude, gimme back that braunschweiger.

    I hate it when he does that.


    everyone knows it's log, everyone loves the log.

    LOL! From BLAMMO!


    I love to play with log!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I love to play with log!
    A-hem, so do I.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    A-hem, so do I.

    Oooo! Let's get together! We could build a tree!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    we can plant a house, we can build a tree, I don't even care, we can have a breed she said...

    cause it's looooog, loooooog...
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by setaside2
    we can plant a house, we can build a tree, I don't even care, we can have a breed she said...

    cause it's looooog, loooooog...

    Whoa! I thought you said long! Hee! Hee!

    Look where my head is! In the gutter again! No surprises! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    Mixing Nirvana with Ren and Stimpy can do that to anyone. :D
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.

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