Happy Edible Birthday, seta

Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
edited November 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
My underwear keeps eating me
Dirty Frank Dahmer he's a gourmet cook, yeah.
I got a recipe for famous ankle soup, yeah.
Wanted a pass. So she relaxed. Now the little groupie's getting chopped up in the back.
I got a cupboard full of fleshy fresh ingredients
A very careful at the same time quite expedient.
Eats meat. A release.
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet.

Dirty frank. A Dirty frank yeah
A Dirty frank ooh
A Dirty frank yea oh
Keeps it clean. a keeps it copaseptic
A little boys and girls their heads are all collected.
A not crazy. a per se
Just a little strange when he gets hungry.
City state your town he will continue.
A stadiums tiny clubs every venue.
A his bus. a your trust.
There goes another turned into crust.
Dirty frank a Dirty Frank yeah. A Dirty frank. oh a Dirty Frank.
Yeah, oh, watch it! now
Why that dirty Frank was a bad mother... Shut your mouth! Hey man, I'm just talking about dirty Frank.

Oh wa-ha a yea cookoo there fucking crazy these kids are driving me crazy

Oh, middle of the night we're stopped the freeway shoulder.
A frank's shoveling to bury the leftovers.
A they're sunk. He's drunk.
Now he's gonna drive I'm hiding in my bunk. Oh.
The band all knows. We're too afraid to mention.
A Don't want to be part of Frank's luncheon.
A lose weight. A be safe. Where's Mike McCready? My god he's been ate!

Dirty frank. A Dirty Frank, yeah.
A Dirty frank. Oh, a Dirty Frank, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dirty frank frank frank frank a Dirty frank yea
Dirty frank oh a dirty frank a yea yea yea

SPANK
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Comments

  • Dirty Frank huh?

    Well, what are you waiting for?

    Whip out that dirty frank, I got some condom-ents for it!

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    LOL

    I'm sure I will relish having my frank between some buns. If you've actually got the mustard, I'll ketchup with you shortly.

    a little pickle tickle never hurt anyone on a monday morn.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Originally posted by setaside2
    LOL

    I'm sure I will relish having my frank between some buns. If you've actually got the mustard, I'll ketchup with you shortly.

    a little pickle tickle never hurt anyone on a monday morn.

    Unh, oh, god, you said pickle! I LLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE pickles!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    yes yes
    I'm sure a vlasic dill is all it takes.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Originally posted by setaside2
    I'm sure a vlasic dill is all it takes.
    Oh, God, could you make it anymore easier:
    Vlasic dill-do.
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Oh, God, could you make it anymore easier:
    Vlasic dill-do.

    Hate to burst your bubble kids but it takes a whole lot more than a dil-do to do the pickle tickle!

    LOL!

    And Wal-mart has pretty much made poor Vlasic a thing of the pastic!


    There's a lot to be said for pleasures of the flesh----me, no, fucky rubber!

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Yeah, why buy the roast if you're just gonna lick the plastic?
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Yeah, why buy the roast if you're just gonna lick the plastic?

    EXACTLY! It's so
    inanimate! :p
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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