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i think i'm dying

Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
evil white sweat
the devil sat in my thoat
and shat
and my poop is like brown tomato soup with a couple soggy crackers
and my stomach goes bubble bubble booooooo
and my brain can't think past my forehead
and my body is a furnace of sickness
and i'm never eating mother's chili again.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Ugh! Sounds like a nasty case of food poisoning! Take care and get all better! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Ugh! Sounds like a nasty case of food poisoning! Take care and get all better! :)
    fortunately, i'm still stong enough to spank
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    fortunately, i'm still stong enough to spank

    You rock my world! My ass needs a nice strong hand across it, methinks! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    You rock my world! My ass needs a nice strong hand across it, methinks! :D
    i fear it won't be toooooo strong. i hit like a care bear anyway.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    i fear it won't be toooooo strong. i hit like a care bear anyway.

    Care bears are cuddley and they give those nice big BEAR hugs too! One of those and a sweet slap would certainly suffice! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    When Radar was in Egypt's land...
    Let my Radar go!!!! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    When Radar was in Egypt's land...
    Let my Radar go!!!! :D
    When Radar was in B.E.'s lap...
    Let my Radar blow!!!!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    When Radar was in B.E.'s lap...
    Let my Radar blow!!!!

    ...all over my face and hands and hair and breasts...:o :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    i think you should change your name to Booty Enlightened.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    i think you should change your name to Booty Enlightened.

    :D Hmmm, now why would I do that? :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    :D Hmmm, now why would I do that? :)

    I'll answer that then. 'Cause I belightin' yer booty! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    HOLY SHIT! A woman I work with just told me I was sweet and that I make her feel all warm and tingley!

    That was SO weird!

    I'm totally weirded out!

    WOW!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • puremagicpuremagic Posts: 1,907
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    HOLY SHIT! A woman I work with just told me I was sweet and that I make her feel all warm and tingley!

    That was SO weird!

    I'm totally weirded out!

    WOW!

    Serves you right. I started to throw some cold water on you in that other thread but Goulet was having too much fun. I thought us American girls were bad.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by puremagic
    Serves you right. I started to throw some cold water on you in that other thread but Goulet was having too much fun. I thought us American girls were bad.

    Hee! Hee! I'm weirded out but it's not a bad thing! I love making people all warm and tingley! I just can't believe she said those exact words---that's what got me!

    American girls are bad! I'm just the bad to Radar's bone! :D

    Right Randy (Booty) O'Spankme???? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    American girls are bad!

    american girls are bad,
    but canadian girls take their time, aye.
  • puremagicpuremagic Posts: 1,907
    Originally posted by Goulet
    american girls are bad,
    but canadian girls take their time, aye.

    For some reason the song, Hungry Like the Wolf comes to mind.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
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