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the world's greatest Pearl Jam gift for the ladies

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited April 2008 in The Porch
for the ladies


i've bought 318 of them for my wife... and my name's isnt even Eddie Vedder.. :):)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    and there's more!!!!!

    wow :):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • swallowedwordsswallowedwords Posts: 1,093
    dunkman wrote:
    for the ladies


    i've bought 318 of them for my wife... and my name's isnt even Eddie Vedder.. :):)


    318? At least we know your wife won't run out of clean ones
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ok this one's creepy

    :eek:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    swallowedwords wrote:
    318? At least we know your wife won't run out of clean ones

    she could turn them inside out if need be.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • GoingToLukinsGoingToLukins Posts: 232
    Naaaaw, the greatest PJ gift for a lady?

    The Live Between Two Legs dildo. Yay!



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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dunk baby ya need to step back and have a guinness my man. waaaay too much time on the computer! :D
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  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    OMG that's hilarious! Think I'll stick with what I have, thanks ;)
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  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    dunkman wrote:
    for the ladies


    i've bought 318 of them for my wife... and my name's isnt even Eddie Vedder.. :):)
    Only ladies???

    Sexist.

    :D:D:D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    dunk baby ya need to step back and have a guinness my man. waaaay too much time on the computer! :D


    i'm on red wine... i must be getting frisky AND drunk as i meant to type in "space invader gongs" and got "eddie vedder thongs" :D;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • InHiding19InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
    I don't know fuck shit about ladies clothing sizes, but isn't 10-14 really really big, lol

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Oxxys wrote:
    I don't know fuck shit about ladies clothing sizes, but isn't 10-14 really really big, lol

    I


    you're correct.... you know fuck shit :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    ok this one's creepy

    :eek:

    oh THAT one is creepy.....nice to see where you draw the line....;) :p:D
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    cutback wrote:
    oh THAT one is creepy.....nice to see where you draw the line....;) :p:D

    what's creepy about it????!!!! :p
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  • LloydChristmasLloydChristmas Posts: 224
    Disturbing...and creepy.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    It would be adorable if it were trimmed in black or pink maribou feathers.
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  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It would be adorable if it were trimmed in black or pink maribou feathers.


    lol.....:D
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    dunkman wrote:
    ok this one's creepy

    :eek:


    Creepy!!! I fall asleep on that very same one every night. :)
  • lateralus963lateralus963 Posts: 381
    Oxxys wrote:
    I don't know fuck shit about ladies clothing sizes, but isn't 10-14 really really big, lol

    I

    It is european sizes, I know they are different... I think they run smaller than american size. like that 10-14 would be more like a 6-8, or something like that.
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    dunkman wrote:
    for the ladies


    i've bought 318 of them for my wife... and my name's isnt even Eddie Vedder.. :)

    :eek: Why'd you buy so many! :eek:

    I want one! :o

    :p
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek: Why'd you buy so many! :eek:

    I want one! :o

    :p


    318 is a comical amount.

    4 would be boring

    1 would be sensible


    so 318 it was :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    dunkman wrote:
    318 is a comical amount.

    4 would be boring

    1 would be sensible


    so 318 it was :)

    Ah, I see. ;)
  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    Hilarious!
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  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    dunkman wrote:
    ok this one's creepy

    :eek:
    holy hell!!!!!
    that is creepy...

    and now people can literally drool all over him...
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  • StereotypeStereotype Maribor, Slovenia Posts: 885
    What a misleding title of the thread..
    I wouldn't wear those..ever..
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