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  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    and you haven't read my assignment yet.

    still working on it though.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    the sexual innuendo is very thick
    is teh poetry hut today
    some might even say its
    SPANK

    SPANK-NASTY-LICIOUS! :p
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    i'm all hot and bothered now
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i'm all hot and bothered now

    ...in anticipation of coleen's poem???? :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    ...in anticipation of coleen's poem???? :D

    i think it was the SPANK-NASTY-LICIOUS that did him in.

    oh wait, maybe that was me. :)
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    yes and yes
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    yes and yes

    That's what I like to hear----

    YES! YES! YES! OH GOD! YES! ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    slap
    slap
    lick
    slap
    slurp
    groan
    lick
    slap
    spank
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    OK, since CMR has given us his blessing (what a honey!)

    lick :p
    grab
    pull
    slap
    slurp
    suck
    tickle
    lick
    fondle
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    HOORAY!!! IT'S NOT DEAD!!!
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  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    i'll see that and "raise" you

    tease
    twist
    pinch
    lick
    lick
    lick
    slurp
    tease
    grab
    pluck
    bite
    bite
    slob
    slap
    hump
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    HOORAY!!! IT'S NOT DEAD!!!

    nothing dies,
    it just moves on
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i'll see that and "raise" you

    tease
    twist
    pinch
    lick
    lick
    lick
    slurp
    tease
    grab
    pluck
    bite
    bite
    slob
    slap
    hump

    okay so we'll take four of these to start with? that should cover us all....Goulet, Being, CranMal....anyone else?
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by coleen
    okay so we'll take four of these to start with? that should cover us all....Goulet, Being, CranMal....anyone else?

    I want a monkey. ::shrugs:: I got a thing for monkeys.
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  • the unseenthe unseen Posts: 372
    tickle?
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I want a monkey. ::shrugs:: I got a thing for monkeys.

    would you like to pet him?

    no shame in having a thing for monkeys.

    we aren't here to judge. have you read this thread?
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    What if I acted like a monkey???

    I have done this before...

    OOOOO! OOOOOO! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

    *scrathes head and under arm*

    *catches pants on snag*

    *bends over and presents self*

    ...
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by coleen
    would you like to pet him?

    no shame in having a thing for monkeys.

    we aren't here to judge. have you read this thread?

    Would you like to pet my monkey? He's friendly.
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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    What if I acted like a monkey???

    I have done this before...

    OOOOO! OOOOOO! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

    *scrathes head and under arm*

    *catches pants on snag*

    *bends over and presents self*

    ...

    Well hot shit... I do remember you acting like a monkey before. I must have said something about monkeys in a previous life/thread.

    Wanna come over? So Colene can pet you? I offered my monkey for her petting pleasure.
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  • the unseenthe unseen Posts: 372
    um........


    why do i have this image of your mate picking bugs from your hair now?
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by the unseen
    um........


    why do i have this image of your mate picking bugs from your hair now?

    LOL! 'Cause that's what monkey's do! LOL!

    And CMR
    you come over rover, and let B.E. take over! That's what I'm talkin' about!

    Yeah! Yeah! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    LOL! 'Cause that's what monkey's do! LOL!

    And CMR
    you ome over rover, and let B.E. take over! That's what I'm talkin' about!

    Yeah! Yeah! :D

    I am so... there!!!
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I am so... there!!!

    ...here, there, everywhere!!!! :D:D;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    damn!!! goulet was right....someone always gets left out in a threesome.

    *patiently waits as everyone else recovers from their hot munky lovin*
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by coleen
    damn!!! goulet was right....someone always gets left out in a threesome.

    *patiently waits as everyone else recovers from their hot munky lovin*

    Hey, hey, none of y'all are left out---we could have a god damn hot monkey lovin' orgy on our hands ladies & gentlemen! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseenthe unseen Posts: 372
    heres a lil fishbone for y'all


    Sitting in a cage all day long
    Smelling monkey nutts boy the odors strong
    I can't believe they do this
    Leave ya in a pile of urine jelly walls

    My nutts the itch rott
    My dick it burn hott
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Straight got the burn in cage itch

    The fumes oh how they burn
    Those stars how they turn
    Oh how I yearn to get to air again
    Oh the sea breeze but I'm down on my knees
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Get me soap and water quick

    My nuts the itch rott
    My dick it burn hoot
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Straight got the in cage itch

    Burn, burn, burn, my shit is burnin'
    Burnin' like a barbecue pit full of coals
    Yearnin' like a man who is just too old
    Where the hell else I'm gonna go
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Get my nutts to air shit

    My nutts they itch rott
    My dick it burn hott
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Straight got the burn in cage itch
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by the unseen
    heres a lil fishbone for y'all


    Sitting in a cage all day long
    Smelling monkey nutts boy the odors strong
    I can't believe they do this
    Leave ya in a pile of urine jelly walls

    My nutts the itch rott
    My dick it burn hott
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Straight got the burn in cage itch

    The fumes oh how they burn
    Those stars how they turn
    Oh how I yearn to get to air again
    Oh the sea breeze but I'm down on my knees
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Get me soap and water quick

    My nuts the itch rott
    My dick it burn hoot
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Straight got the in cage itch

    Burn, burn, burn, my shit is burnin'
    Burnin' like a barbecue pit full of coals
    Yearnin' like a man who is just too old
    Where the hell else I'm gonna go
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Get my nutts to air shit

    My nutts they itch rott
    My dick it burn hott
    Straight got the monkey dick
    Straight got the burn in cage itch


    I'm so grossed out but in a laughing my ass off kinda way! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseenthe unseen Posts: 372
    you mean you dont get this after a night at taco bell?
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by the unseen
    you mean you dont get this after a night at taco bell?

    I haven't eaten Taco Smell in years! But sometimes beer & chicken wings have the same effect! :D:o
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseenthe unseen Posts: 372
    well.........then the song would be chicken nuts........
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