A spanking...

Being Enlightened
Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
That's all that I want.
























Why is a spanking better than a hug?


























Because it brings you closer to the person.



































:D;)
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    SPANK

    Merry Ho-Ho, ho.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    SPANK

    Merry Ho-Ho, ho.

    Oooo! A multi-coloured SPANK! I think my ass needs some more colours today!:D I certainly don't want to sit.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    I'll SPANK you so hard your shit will be scared to come out.

    All this soiling is boiling my britches.

    And, dammit, it's COLORS not COLOURS!!!!!!!
    Spell it right, eh?
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I'll SPANK you so hard your shit will be scared to come out.

    All this soiling is boiling my britches.

    And, dammit, it's COLORS not COLOURS!!!!!!!
    Spell it right, eh?

    My shit's scared just thinking about it! :D

    Boil and bubble, lots of trouble!

    I spell with unneccessary "u"'s OK--I'm Canadian, eh, I can't help it! Ya Hoser! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    have a spanking good holiday
    xxx
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    have a spanking good holiday
    xxx

    Thank you, I'll certainly try!:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Do Canadians call Canadian bacon "Our bacon"?

    ps, we better turn this into something poetical real quick:

    A splinter of light
    got stuck in the night
    where the moon used to be

    A winter of shade
    revealed all the grey
    where my heart used to be
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Do Canadians call Canadian bacon "Our bacon"?

    ps, we better turn this into something poetical real quick:

    A splinter of light
    got stuck in the night
    where the moon used to be

    A winter of shade
    revealed all the grey
    where my heart used to be

    I do like the poem but at least it was Pearl Jam related--hey foxymophandlemama, that's me! :D

    And no, we call Canadian bacon, peameal bacon. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    My,oh my
    I thought she was shy
    Yet she's sharing her pie
    With all the men who she did lie
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    All that gas retention
    distorted her dimensions
    and made her plump as a pig
    So when she was boinked
    she couldn't help but oink
    even though he wasn't very big
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    pig
    oink

    Sounds like too much Canadian bacon. :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by NastAngels
    Where I came from in Canada we call it Ham. There is no Canadian Bacon pizza either, just Hawaiian. (Ham and Pineapple)

    Ham? What is this ham you speak of? Does it come from Hawaii?
    Is it similar in texture and flavour to spam? Do you think they'd make spam and pineapple pizza?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by NastAngels
    Just ham,

    No bacon,
    No hawaii, (it's just a name, title)

    Definitely
    No spam.

    Ever look at you Canadian Bacon pizza and wonder why it doesn't look like bacon?

    I just get plain, old regular bacon! I'm actually not that fond of peameal and to put that shit on pizza would just destroy it! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

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