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Ode To A Pushy Sales Person

Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
edited May 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
No, Michelle, I just want to look around, thanks.
*Now just you go away*

Yes, Michelle, this is a nice top and I'm glad you bought one in each colour at 50% staff discount.
*Are we friends now? You gonna give me it at 50% off, I'd buy one in each colour too! Ha! Ha! I didn't think so*

No, I don't want to look at the matching skirt.
*God, this chick is fucking annoying*

Where are your fitting rooms?
*Come on bitch, I need to get away from you*

Great! Yeah, I'll follow you. :rolleyes: Thanks!
*sigh, Finally alone*

Whoa! Yeah! I'm fine, just trying it on Michelle and please stop putting items over the door because I just wanna try on the top, thanks!
*FUCK OFF MICHELLE!!!!!*

*top looks good, looks nice, nice price, lets just get this off, get it and get the fuck outta here!*

Yes, Michelle, I liked it just fine and I am indeed going to purchase it. No, I do not need a belt, nor do I need earrings.
*Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!*

No, I don't have and I don't want to purchase one of your "club" cards.
*GAG! Let me outta here!*

I'm sure it's a great deal but I really don't shop here that much.
*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

No, I don't really like to shop!!!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    This makes me glad for two things:

    #1 I only buy jeans and tshirts
    #2 and polo shirts at J.C. Penny where no one cares
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    This makes me glad for two things:

    #1 I only buy jeans and tshirts
    #2 and polo shirts at J.C. Penny where no one cares

    :D

    I HATE SHOPPING!

    This is just one of the reasons why.

    I'd be happy to run the streets devoid of all coverings but then they'd think I was cuckoo (which, if you read Clive Barker, is actually a true statement ;) ) and lock me up! :p And besdies, it's freakin' nippley up here in Canadaland! ;):D Therefore, I must shop.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    thank you for stopping by palli.

    thats one down from the 'i-miss-you-list', are we feeling lucky today? ;D
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by coleen
    thank you for stopping by palli.

    thats one down from the 'i-miss-you-list', are we feeling lucky today? ;D

    *in best Clint Eatwood, Dirty Harry voice*

    Yeah, I feel lucky today. But do you feel lucky....PUNK? :p:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    feeling like the luckiest girl in the world, thanks to you. :D

    so what do you think are the chances that some of the other wayward souls will make an appearance? what might we do to coerce them? i'm open to suggestions.

    can't blame a girl for trying.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by coleen
    but i'm open to suggestions.


    Hmmmm, wonder what else I could open??? ;):p

    *pops coleen's first blouse button off with teeth* ;):D

    Hee! Hee!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    its gonna be that kind of morning, is it? ;)
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by coleen
    its gonna be that kind of morning, is it? ;)

    *in best "reminds me of my jerkoff ex-boyfriend" voice*

    Come on baby, you know you love it? Give B.E. a little sugar.

    :p:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    as you wish. :)
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by coleen
    as you wish. :)

    OMG!!! A "Princess Bride" reference!!!!!!

    I'm yours! Do with me as YOU wish!

    BUT!!!!

    First, this nasty business of getting your blouse off...

    :p:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    OMG!!! A "Princess Bride" reference!!!!!!

    I'm yours! Do with me as YOU wish!

    BUT!!!!

    First, this nasty business of getting your blouse off...

    :p:D

    i knew we were kindred princess buttercup. :D

    i'm yours.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by coleen
    i knew we were kindred princess buttercup. :D

    i'm yours.

    Where we gonna find anyone as fine as Wesley, anyway!???!!! :)

    And me no wants no stinky Prince Humperdink-alike in my pink!

    *embraces coleen and plants BIG wet tongue-filled smooch on her tender, sensual lips* :D

    YOU'RE MINE, YOU ARE..."love is a tower and you're the key..." ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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