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S.o.s.

Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
edited February 2006 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Man,
just get me the fuck outta here!
S.O.S!!!
A lake of beers
couldn't drown these tears,
just rip off
my damned ears
so I can't hear
the cheers,
(for they're trying to convince me of their petty fears--shhh!),
shove rocks up
my nose
so I can't smell
the shifting gears,
and pluck the eyes
from my skull
so as to wipe away
the mindless leers...
Just,
GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!
S.O.S., different day.
*sigh* :rolleyes:
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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  • pinonpinon Posts: 427
    I like this a lot :)
    It´s ...hah...you know...serious at the core..( to me anyway) , but so funny written that is puts a huge grin on my face :D Great work !!
    Life is too serious to be taken seriously
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    wow. very intense. I could feel my blood running faster and my heart pacing!

    cool work, dearest BE. :)
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me, SOS. :D
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I'll jus' a pinon this :D and say, a thank you, kind lady! :D Always happy to hear I put a grin on someone's face!!!! YAY! :)

    Always a :) and a hello to sweet, eMMI-lou! Thanks for reading and enjoying, hon. :)

    And, even flow? :D:D that was ABBA-FAB! HA HA!!!! Damn, now that bloody song is going to be running through my head all day! And I don't know all the words so only the line that you mentionned there will be playing over and over and over and over...AHHHHHHHHH, S.O.S.!!!! :p Dang, when I try to switch it off, Dancing Queen starts up in it's place...DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU!!! :p:D Hee Hee!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Being Enlightened wrote:
    Always a :) and a hello to sweet, eMMI-lou! Thanks for reading and enjoying, hon. :)

    And, even flow? :D:D that was ABBA-FAB! HA HA!!!! Damn, now that bloody song is going to be running through my head all day! And I don't know all the words so only the line that you mentionned there will be playing over and over and over and over...AHHHHHHHHH, S.O.S.!!!! :p Dang, when I try to switch it off, Dancing Queen starts up in it's place...DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU!!! :p:D Hee Hee!

    twas, once again, my pleasure. :) your fine literature manages to tie up my days in a way that makes them all good. :)

    also, I too have now got S.O.S and Dancing Queen fighting over the control of my head. :rolleyes: :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    eMMI wrote:
    twas, once again, my pleasure. :) your fine literature manages to tie up my days in a way that makes them all good. :)

    also, I too have now got S.O.S and Dancing Queen fighting over the control of my head. :rolleyes: :D

    Glad to be of service and if I can make your days a little brighter, well, hey, then we're both feelin' groovy, baby! :)

    HA HA!! Now look what you've done even flow? !! :D I'm gettin' out the E.J. boots, the 70's track suit and doin' a disco dance in the foyer tonight! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    save our sopapillas


    :D



    or, save our suds...

    i could drink a beer, right now... fo sho
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    PastaNazi wrote:
    save our sopapillas


    :D



    or, save our suds...

    i could drink a beer, right now... fo sho

    A honey or a blonde? Or do you prefer the robust flavours of a stout? Or possibly something a little different, a cider perhaps?

    Me, I think I could do in a few Strongbows and finish off with a Killkenney or two today. :)

    *cheers* :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • depopulationINCdepopulationINC Posts: 2,074
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    lake of beer

    I'macommin
    The only thing I enjoy is having no feelings....being numb rocks!

    And I won't make the same mistakes
    (Because I know)
    Because I know how much time that wastes
    (And function)
    Function is the key
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    depopulationINC wrote:
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    lake of beer

    I'macommin

    :D:D Hee Hee! Hey, m'boy, your profile says your location is Canada--don't tell me you've never been to Lake Beer???!!!! :p;) Get yer ass on ova here pronto, Mr. Brightside ;), we's going for a swim!! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • depopulationINCdepopulationINC Posts: 2,074
    Being Enlightened wrote:
    :D:D Hee Hee! Hey, m'boy, your profile says your location is Canada--don't tell me you've never been to Lake Beer???!!!! :p;) Get yer ass on ova here pronto, Mr. Brightside ;), we's going for a swim!! :)


    I have been to Tub E' La Beer

    drank beer in the lake (that is actually harder than it sounds. dive about 10' down with a beer and drink it. Difficult. I figured out that you must put your head down towards the bottom of the lake, and allow the beer to flow UP freely. It is sort of like a vaccuum system. By my rough calcualations the beer, at 10' depth, the there is a 0.144 psi vacuum that forces the beer into you.....good times)

    mmmmmmm
    beeeer
    The only thing I enjoy is having no feelings....being numb rocks!

    And I won't make the same mistakes
    (Because I know)
    Because I know how much time that wastes
    (And function)
    Function is the key
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    depopulationINC wrote:
    I have been to Tub E' La Beer

    drank beer in the lake (that is actually harder than it sounds. dive about 10' down with a beer and drink it. Difficult. I figured out that you must put your head down towards the bottom of the lake, and allow the beer to flow UP freely. It is sort of like a vaccuum system. By my rough calcualations the beer, at 10' depth, the there is a 0.144 psi vacuum that forces the beer into you.....good times)

    mmmmmmm
    beeeer

    Mmmmmmmm, 0.144 psi forced vacuum beer, mmmmmm, suckable. :D

    I wanna go to Tub E' la Beer!!!!! ;) Is that in Mellonville? :p
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • depopulationINCdepopulationINC Posts: 2,074
    Being Enlightened wrote:
    Mmmmmmmm, 0.144 psi forced vacuum beer, mmmmmm, suckable. :D

    I wanna go to Tub E' la Beer!!!!! ;) Is that in Mellonville? :p


    on a good night you relax at Tub E' la Beer!!!!!, but sleep in Mellonville

    :p
    The only thing I enjoy is having no feelings....being numb rocks!

    And I won't make the same mistakes
    (Because I know)
    Because I know how much time that wastes
    (And function)
    Function is the key
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    depopulationINC wrote:
    on a good night you relax at Tub E' la Beer!!!!!, but sleep in Mellonville

    :p

    :D:D Hee Hee! Tub E' la Beer, here I come!!!!

    (and I hear Mellonville has the biggest, softest, fluffiest pillows around! ;) )
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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