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Hey, baby? Could You Come Here A Minute?

Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
edited October 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
To what do I owe this
invasion of the senses?

Set my eyes to stinging,
my head a ringing,
I wretch and I gag,
I want to barf in a bag.
You sit and you smile,
while I'm tasting bile.
The ole olfactory overload,
I pray you just do not explode!
Something crawled up your arse and died,
possibly not-quite chicken? Golden fried?
You say, "It's rotten sewage bowels",
I cannot help but laugh at what's foul.
It's truly an awful, horrid aroma.
Man, just a sniffer could level Tacoma.
Taco, taco, taco smell,
arsehole barfing, shitting hell!

:p:D




Just some silliness, don't mind me. :D
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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Comments

  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Finally writing from the inner heart I see. Good stuff indeed!
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    even flow? wrote:
    Finally writing from the inner heart I see. Good stuff indeed!

    :p Oh no, I went deeper than that--I reached right down, past that pesky heart and straight into the bowels!!!! Tee Hee! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • twin2twin2 Posts: 894
    That was kind of gross, but funny.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    twin2 wrote:
    That was kind of gross, but funny.

    :D I like to gross people out while still hopefully making them smile.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    lol...


    argggggggghhh!!!
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