Prophet Profit

He looks so sharp
in his ivory suit.
He sells an idea,
an idea that
all YOUR sins
can be wisked away
for just $49.95 (per month),
and a prayer a day.
YOU shall be absolved,
as he is God's vessel,
a channel to all
that is good and pure.
YOUR earthly savoir!
Every dollar he takes
goes towards saving
YOUR immortal soul!
The Pearly Gates
are just a phone call away!
Please call today!
Jesus love YOU!
Jesus saves!
(Mind slaves!)
Send your money God's way!
Turn from the Devil's play!
Listen to me!
Save YOUR soul before it's too late!
$49.95 (per month)
is such a small price to pay...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've seen churches, great and small,
and I find that they're just walls.
Housing the "holy"
while the poor sleep on the street
and I'm the one
giving them something to eat...
Let me tell you something, people:
YOU, own YOUR sins!
Can't be bought.
Can't be sold.
YOURS, into the cold.
No God or representative thereof,
should need a chalise (a palace) of gold!
Forgive yourself.
Live in love, not fear.
Prophet Profit?
He's got no soul.
in his ivory suit.
He sells an idea,
an idea that
all YOUR sins
can be wisked away
for just $49.95 (per month),
and a prayer a day.
YOU shall be absolved,
as he is God's vessel,
a channel to all
that is good and pure.
YOUR earthly savoir!
Every dollar he takes
goes towards saving
YOUR immortal soul!
The Pearly Gates
are just a phone call away!
Please call today!
Jesus love YOU!
Jesus saves!
(Mind slaves!)
Send your money God's way!
Turn from the Devil's play!
Listen to me!
Save YOUR soul before it's too late!
$49.95 (per month)
is such a small price to pay...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've seen churches, great and small,
and I find that they're just walls.
Housing the "holy"
while the poor sleep on the street
and I'm the one
giving them something to eat...
Let me tell you something, people:
YOU, own YOUR sins!
Can't be bought.
Can't be sold.
YOURS, into the cold.
No God or representative thereof,
should need a chalise (a palace) of gold!
Forgive yourself.
Live in love, not fear.
Prophet Profit?
He's got no soul.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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No one needs a smile more than someone who fails to give one,
After you die...you know how to LIVE!
When to smile and just what to say
They say have your own fun...
Need vinyl, doggs.
I don't even want to use the name of the man who inspired this but, he's just like all the others out there like him---living it up on poor, misguided folks funds and blind faith. Man, no wonder they call "the leader" a sheppard, and his flock the sheep, eh?
Bu2, thank you kindly!
BetterRadio, I'm so glad you said that.
It reminds me of a Rolling Stones song that I can't think of the name of...where Mick tells the story of sendng in $$ to a religeous speaker on the radio...to take them Paradise
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads
Far Away Eyes
"I was driving home early sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, "You know you always have the
Lord by your side"
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord
I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off,
She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
Much to my surprise, there she was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a girl with far away eyes
So if you're down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a girl with far away
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes
Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart of Jesus
Located somewhere in Los Angeles, California
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a girl
Well, you know what kind of eyes she got
So if you're down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes"
Thanks! You both laid it out well.
Graduate of the School for Sexual Gifted....magna cum loads