My Warmth

Goulet

Humphries get off the cats tail,
he's a fat orange cat.
Humphries get that spoon out of your mouth.
Humphries get down from that bookshelf.
Humphries,
you in considerable trouble,
more often then not,
Dane Hammerhead's got some waffles with butter,
he likes them with butter and lots of blond women,
Hammerhead's the type who likes that kind.
Dane's got serious firepits in his backyard;
he roasts lots of swine
and shoots his gun at every piece of blade of grass.
Dane Hammerhead is a normal-kind-of-bald-headed-
totebag-toting-hip-slinging-belt-buckling-swash-buckling-
ride-'em-all-the-way-to-the-sea-
and-then-some-sunset-type-of-cowboy.
Humphries get your pants on.
Humphries get that food out of your mouth,
talk like you mean it.
Humphries let's go play cops and robbers,
you can be the milkmaid.

Being Enlightened

This one was giggle-icious!