Artistic

GouletGoulet Posts: 918
edited January 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
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hellwithitall
and back to the normal
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look out --->
there goes my
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bythewayI'Mwashedupandsadblahblahblahblah

"goodgoing" you pathetic idiot

"yah, you're right God doesn't exist or at least isn't as powerful and my lawnmower"

"YES! GOD is only as powerful as teh simple mind of a simple human."

"Do you mean to say, if I understand you, that GOD is a figment of our imagination and that if a Human can create a GOD then that GOD can never be beyond or more powerful then a Human beings thought"

"That's why he's always a man with a beard"

"and sits in a throne with thorns on his head"

"and he's never Spanish or anything but whiter-then-white and AMER-I-CAN"

"you lost me with that last cliche 'amer-i-can' bullsht you idiot"

"sorryi'mnottoosmartandthat'swhtmypoetryrhymesandusesreallyclicheandbadrhymesthatmakenosense"

"Yeah, everyone but me is a loser and bad at writing and stuff. I am a genius!"



SCARY
ain't it
but
ter mesomebread
yummyyummyyummy

i'd like to sleep wiht you tonite and i've got no qualmsabout your sexual orintation or if you can spell anything right

because I can

I'm too PRETENTIOUS to do that


HEY! LOOK! I've! created! a bunch! of JUNK!
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  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    doodle doodle dee
    no one likes artistic me
    doodle dweedle dumb
    don't you want some
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    sure,
    i'll take some sunscreen
    cause i got's me a broken heart
    bla
    bla
    blah
    sniffle
    snuffle
    i like you
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    Originally posted by Goulet
    sure,
    i'll take some sunscreen
    cause i got's me a broken heart
    bla
    bla
    blah
    sniffle
    snuffle
    i like you

    I like your artistic stuff. :D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • Such
    artistry
    and
    heartistry
    and
    fartistry
    and
    dartistry
    but
    not
    dentistry
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    doodle doodle dee
    no one likes artistic me
    doodle dweedle dumb
    don't you want some

    i feel artistic Gou
    is as fun as as normal Gou, that is in less OF course One, Goulet, might be making fun of One, me, Gita
    and
    t h E
    W ay Itypethings
    andall
    my artSyFARTzee wazz and
    dayz on my trains wan
    s'mores, the fires ready stuff

    and please sir
    i want some more
    Art. That is.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    i feel artistic Gou
    is as fun as as normal Gou, that is in less OF course One, Goulet, might be making fun of One, me, Gita
    and
    t h E
    W ay Itypethings
    andall
    my artSyFARTzee wazz and
    dayz on my trains wan
    s'mores, the fires ready stuff

    and please sir
    i want some more
    Art. That is.

    if there's one person i would make fun of its not you
    well maybe i would but only in a playful appreciative way
    with some SPANK and some hey now now
    who's got the chimney bag!
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    it's like this:
    you go out in teh cold weather and its snowing and raining a little and you park your car by a curb on a street somewhere in the city and then you walk all the way to some theatre and all the way its cold and freezing and your cold and freezing and a little upset abou tthe weather and then you're inside the theatre and its sort of warm and there's other people there but you're near the front right by teh stage and your happy you got there early and your drinking some alcohol and it makes you warm and maybe you're smoking a cigarette and maybe not and you can maybe smell some marijuana if you know what that smells like and it makes you want to use drugs and be a drug user and be happy about that and then maybe the crowd is moving a lot and everyone's really happy or maybe really sad but happy about being sad and happy that everyone else is sad and then Ryan Adams jumps into the crowd right on top of you.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    i should be a hipster
    and move to france
    or russia
    and look at paintings that i paint
    all day
    and jump jump-rope
    and skip skad-front
    and skad mut-hut
    and hut lat-cat
    adn cat that-lass
    and lass my-oh
    and ohio
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    orange pottery
    is like
    orange poetry
    without one "t"
  • "Do you mean to say, if I understand you, that GOD is a figment of our imagination and that if a Human can create a GOD then that GOD can never be beyond or more powerful then a Human beings thought"

    Adrundhati says there is a god of small things.

    ...that's my story and im sticking to it gooey.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    "Do you mean to say, if I understand you, that GOD is a figment of our imagination and that if a Human can create a GOD then that GOD can never be beyond or more powerful then a Human beings thought"

    Adrundhati says there is a god of small things.

    ...that's my story and im sticking to it gooey.

    i like the way you think
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    i like the way you think


    I know.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita

    I know.

    you think green
    and i think pink
    and that's what makes the world go round
    and that's what makes all the trees happy
    and all the squeeling pigs squeel
  • "YES! GOD is only as powerful as teh simple mind of a simple human."

    sssshhh
    sSSSSHHHH!

    Fear factor is on.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    [BFear factor is on. [/B]

    God likes Fear Factor
    i think he was on once when he went up against Jesus (see father/son competition), the Buddah, Siva, Vishnu, Brahma, Muhammad, and John Wayne
    needless to say John Wayne won because he's all man...
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    God likes Fear Factor
    i think he was on once when he went up against Jesus (see father/son competition), the Buddah, Siva, Vishnu, Brahma, Muhammad, and John Wayne
    needless to say John Wayne won because he's all man...


    VISSSHHHNUUU!!!!
























    bless you.
























    although im not sure Vishnu,
    second in the Hindu,
    the preserver who incarneates himself
    in age after age
    for the establishment of dharma
    for the welfare all creatures




















































    was meant to eating fucking bugs!
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    yeah i bet Vishnu and Siva had some good fights and some even better make-up sex
    (why do i always want Siva to be a woman? is it because he is the destroyer or because the name Siva sounds feminine)
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    yeah i bet Vishnu and Siva had some good fights and some even better make-up sex
    (why do i always want Siva to be a woman? is it because he is the destroyer or because the name Siva sounds feminine)
    Isn't it Shiva?

    Question?

    Is make up sex a waste of time for people who are Tantric?
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    Isn't it Shiva?

    Question?

    Is make up sex a waste of time for people who are Tantric?

    i think its can be either Siva or Shiva, but you'd better check...

    and people who are Tantric are always having sex (if it could be called that) which means they are never fighting or if they are they are continually making up

    or something like that
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    I'm the grandest Person of the Mississippi river
    VALLEY
    and i can fly
    i flap my arms in a strange circular way
    and i take-off
    and
    F
    L
    Y
    and upside down i can turn inside
    out
    and getgoinginspirals
    and
    and
    and
    and
    and
    and
    that's about right
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    rightaboutnowi'mgoingtoSCREAMoutloudandmakesome
    senseoutofmylifeandmakemylifeworthsomething
    wah?
    you heard me, man in my head
    you heard me
    wah?
    you heard me, man in my head
    you heard me
    wah?
    wah?
    wah?
    so yuo're a woman in my head
    wah?
    a bat?
    wah?
    a marmelade?
    wah?
    so you're just a nothing and you conspire against me?
    wah?
    i hate you
    wah?
    i love you
    wah?
    wah.
  • FelicityFelicity Posts: 339
    how can i describe the gut response to this?

    that head voice yakking at us all the time; maybe we need to treat it as our inner child to avoid being overwhelmed.

    good morning, darling.
    hi, mum.
    do you feel good today?
    yes, i had a good dream.
    oh, what was it about?
    i grew wings and could fly.
    wonderful, sweetheart! what did you see?
    i flew over our house in the dark, i looked in the window of my room..
    ...were you there?
    yes, but how could i be?
    maybe your body needed rest, but your soul needed to fly.
    i saw something else too.
    ...something beautiful?
    yes, you were waiting with your wings unfolded, ready to take my hand and fly together.
    i love you, darling, so much it makes me cry from being so happy.
    i love you, mum.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    my brain works more like this:

    left-right-up-down-spin-little-mid-high-up-down-deep-pile-go-sing-stop-play
    he who enters is a mighty man:
    Jim
    Jorge
    Jenny
    Jack
    Josh
    John
    Jonathan
    Big Bill
    Hermetman
    Kalid
    Whore Betty Bitch
    Weed-boy
    Drugs
    drugs
    dRUGS
    Sam teh Alcoholic
    Benedict Andy
    Ruth Reethburg
    Alan Dylan
    Raincoat Sally
    ect...

    all on and on and on
    sometimes at once
    sometimes by themselves
    sometimes not at all
    but only sometimes
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    my mind adn heart work over time at times like these
    i pour out things:
    1.
    2.
    4.
    5.
    10.
    make sense and who's that on my shoulder
    oh you again
    stopwhisperinginmyearyoubastardbitch
    i hate
    you
    and i can't "do" anythign anymore
    i'm comatose
    adn i love it
    i'm paralyzed
    in this mania andidon'tknowwherei'mgoingtolookorgo?
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    didn'tyouknowwhoyouwerelookingAT?
    when
    you went to the grocery store
    and at teh
    C
    H
    E
    C
    kout counter
    yousaid
    i LIKE grapeNUTS and grapeFRUIT
    but you didn'tKNOWthatIwasTHEone
    you were
    TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKing
    to
    so

    i could have gone home
    and weepweptcrycried
    but instead
    i gotunderMYcovers
    and





    hid





    from everything in the WHOLE

    W I D E

    world

    it wasn't so sooooooooooothing
    and wasn't so gooooooooooood

    but
    made my head ache
    and the voices
    inmyheadthatareconstantlyblaringandshoutingandnervousandmad
    go away
    f
    or a whi
    le
    or two
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    i only went to teh bathroom
    to
    washwashwashy
    my hands
    so
    don;t get too paranoid
    i
    didn't
    stink
    it
    up
    orpeeontheseat



    SO
    i CAN use your

    toothbrush youdon't mind?

    how fucking lovely
    and how many times
    123456789



    are you going to
    come
    back
    and
    sit
    on
    the
    couch
    next
    to
    me
    doyoureallywant
    me that bad
    thanks




    but i'm one of those


    ARTISTICdepressedPOETICpatheticMELODRAMATICdrunks



    so you don't "get any" tonite


    yes that was my
    'humor'
    justlikeyou'vesaid
    100times tonite



    I loved dancing with you to country music
    under the sparkle-drunk-colored-like-eyes lights

    it made me happy
  • Styrofoamzylophonestylophoneepiphoneanglophone hobo on de old dog road chewin' hees bone
    An' uh moan through de lonesome cloak of de mist on de river in de ditch calls him home
    To his own
    Fifteenth century
    Timezone
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    i feel all

    WARM
    and
    fried

    i think I ate A witch for LUNch

    it was chewy and wet
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    i feel all

    WARM
    and
    fried

    i think I ate A witch for LUNch

    it was chewy and wet

    You know my mom? Boy, you are old! :D

    Be sure to wash your mouth out with bleach!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    You know my mom? Boy, you are old! :D

    Be sure to wash your mouth out with bleach!

    i meant SANDwitch
    she was a little dry
    and made me puker my mouth
    but
    b
    e
    t
    t
    e
    r
    thennothingifidosaysomyself










    it was a ham sandwitch
    yumyumyummmy
















    i had pancakes sunday morning




































    a nice little lady-girl
    m
    a
    de
    them
    form
    eeee























    i have to thanks a lot jumpy-jumped in the loft
    the beds were soft
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