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  • Originally posted by tenaciousA
    can i get that over the counter? 8) yes, uh... three bottles of SPANK please, yes uh... i'll need a bag for that... plastic will be fine... thanks :)
    Very well, Madam. My I, perhaps, interest Madam in our, ahem, brand SPANKING new version of SPANK? All the essential vitamins of the original SPANK, but half the carbs. Guaranteed to bring a smile to all your cheeks.
  • And if you're not into the new version of SPANK , we do have a fine line of WHACK and SMACK to choose from. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    stop soiling my beautiful loving thread with your SPANK

    happiness is a state of mind, man, like if you're stoned you're not really happy, man, but you feel happy, man, and if you aren't stoned, man, and you're really happy, man, then you aren't really happy, man, because that's just not as natural, man, and then you get to the point where you say, hey man, let's get stoned, man, so that we can be happy, man and really you should just get drunk.

    oh yeah and...
    SPANK
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    stop soiling my beautiful loving thread with your SPANK

    happiness is a state of mind, man, like if you're stoned you're not really happy, man, but you feel happy, man, and if you aren't stoned, man, and you're really happy, man, then you aren't really happy, man, because that's just not as natural, man, and then you get to the point where you say, hey man, let's get stoned, man, so that we can be happy, man and really you should just get drunk.

    oh yeah and...
    SPANK

    Threads were made for soiling!

    SPANKIDY, SPANK, SPANK!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Threads were made for soiling!

    SPANKIDY, SPANK, SPANK!

    I'll see you in Hell

    SPANK
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    I'll see you in Hell

    SPANK

    I'll be waiting...

    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK

    But I suppose in hell we shant get any spankings because we like them too much! :(
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I'll be waiting...

    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK

    But I suppose in hell we shant get any spankings because we like them too much! :(

    no Hell is like a party that never stops
    its like being in a hot sweaty place
    and people are always touching you
    and spanking you
    and licking
    and slurping
    and sucking
    Hell is the place for me
  • Ah, yes Minos. I have a reservation for the SPANK Circle of Hell. Name of Radar. No. No baggage. Just my butt. And a little candle wax.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Ah, yes Minos. I have a reservation for the SPANK Circle of Hell. Name of Radar. No. No baggage. Just my butt. And a little candle wax.

    i bet there's only like 4 people in the world that know the virutes of candle wax
    i'd like to think i'm one of them
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Ah, yes Minos. I have a reservation for the SPANK Circle of Hell. Name of Radar. No. No baggage. Just my butt. And a little candle wax.

    Oh God! Candle wax! Now I'm feeling all melty and slurpy and sucky and gosh that candle wax burns so sweetly on my nipples and I just can't get enough and I want to be in hell and burn all fucking day!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Oh God! Candle wax! Now I'm feeling all melty and slurpy and sucky and gosh that candle wax burns so sweetly on my nipples and I just can't get enough and I want to be in hell and burn all fucking day!

    i want to marry you
  • Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Oh God! Candle wax! Now I'm feeling all melty and slurpy and sucky and gosh that candle wax burns so sweetly on my nipples and I just can't get enough and I want to be in hell and burn all fucking day!
    I want to watch.
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I want to watch.

    I want to melt.

    Pull up a chair.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Originally posted by Morbid Poet
    happiness is the sight of a wretched cheerleader lying on the floor bleeding to death.





    My god I am messed up


    I agree. That is a happy sight, and you are crazy (heehee).
    "Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



  • Originally posted by Stolen Pencil420
    I agree. That is a happy sight, and you are crazy (heehee).


    I love you too, Sam.
    its a bisexual thing

    I moved from the 9th to the 8th circle of hell. Before you know it I will be living in the first cirlce and I will own you.

    Just say NO to Bush.

    Vote Kerry! Save your freedom of speech and other various frredoms!

  • happiness is not all this spanking which is getting me down. i get hit too much already. we need a new icon that indicates it is a spanking thread ...
  • Eddie's Birthday!

    Happy Birthday, Ed!!!! Getting closer to 40, and looking sweeta than ever. Many more, babe.
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
  • Originally posted by Morbid Poet
    I love you too, Sam.

    I know, you don't have to tell me.
    "Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



  • cassiacassia Posts: 277
    so inside
    happiness is so IN
    yeah so in here

    but outer happiness can be frequently found in cups of triple espresso, bittersweet Swiss chocolate and (not in combination haha) habanero peppers.

    It's all about the endorphins, baby. Chemicals come and chemicals go, but poems make potatoes taste better.
    oh yeah, and did i mention SUN?

    oh yeah, sun is so happiness
    not
    full-sun, but sun, you know, about an hour before it sets, and things trees hillsides housefronts lakes puddles all turn ambient in goldwash and soft curled apricot hints at something magical just on the otherside....

    and outer happiness can set, sun-like and sorta disappear but
    inner happiness is a poem re-creating itself all the time and mine is super sparkling and deep green with edges of magenta turquoise lemon

    so, in the abstract, perhaps all happiness perceived boils down (evaporates up?) to water & light...H2Om mo happy mo happy
    NOW-NOW whee. (altitude. yep. altitude good fo dah happies).
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by cassia
    so inside
    happiness is so IN
    yeah so in here

    but outer happiness can be frequently found in cups of triple espresso, bittersweet Swiss chocolate and (not in combination haha) habanero peppers.

    It's all about the endorphins, baby. Chemicals come and chemicals go, but poems make potatoes taste better.
    oh yeah, and did i mention SUN?

    oh yeah, sun is so happiness
    not
    full-sun, but sun, you know, about an hour before it sets, and things trees hillsides housefronts lakes puddles all turn ambient in goldwash and soft curled apricot hints at something magical just on the otherside....

    and outer happiness can set, sun-like and sorta disappear but
    inner happiness is a poem re-creating itself all the time and mine is super sparkling and deep green with edges of magenta turquoise lemon

    so, in the abstract, perhaps all happiness perceived boils down (evaporates up?) to water & light...H2Om mo happy mo happy
    NOW-NOW whee. (altitude. yep. altitude good fo dah happies).

    you float on the sun
    don't you
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