For Radar, an apology, sort of

GouletGoulet Posts: 918
edited January 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Star Wars is so much More Wars
see it on Friday the 13th
and see it with your friend Keith
because Star Wars is so much More Wars
its like eating Mars Bars
and having sex in Small Cars
its Star Wars
see while you dream
and while Jason cuts your spleen
its Star Wars
da da da da dee
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  • Jason with a lightsaber machete slicing nubilely nude teens and singing "Jeremy"

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Friday Wars
    with Ice cube
    and leather-bound boobs
    and a Cha-Cha-Cha-ah-ah-ah
    and a stab-stab-stab-
    in the ab-ab-ab
    while drinking Tab-Tab-Tab
    in the chemistry lab-lab-lab
    would be Radar rad-rad-rad

    ps, Friday the 13th is reserved for Friday the 13th 1-10 and FvJ.

    everyother day is reserved for SW and Jar Jar giggling.
  • GouletGoulet Posts: 918
    would you like it better if star wars and friday the 13th were char-broiled into one orgasm of a film because then i think everyone could die happy
  • A long time ago,
    on a lake far, far away. . . .

    It is a time of civil war. Rebellious horny teens, screwing from a hidden base, have won their first victory against their evil empirical parents.

    During the orgy, rebel teens managed to steal the pipe to their parents ultimate weapon, the Bong Star, an armored spacetrip with enough power to destroy brain cells in a single bound.

    Pursued by Jason, Prince Goulet races home aboard the Jefferson Starship, custodian of the stolen pipe that can save the hutsters and restore munchies to the Poetry Hut . . . .

    Cha-cha-cha-ha-ha-ha
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