"The Crash"

Goulet

When Jazz music came along all the guitar players screamed and shouted and laughed and gazed and miraculously gave up. When Rock N Roll came along all the guitar players screamed and gazed and whimpered and forgot about the toaster oven that they were cooking a bagel in. When Country music came along everyone forgot about everything and cried. When Blues music chimed in the Jazz and Rock N Roll and Country music got confused and went in split directions. When Disco music came along everyone got drunk. When Synthetic music came along the world expanded and contracted. When the dirty music of all the combinations of music came along flux happened. When the dirty music of all the combinations of music ended the floorboards in the kitchen of God got hot and the oven over-cooked the melon rinds and then there was silence. When Alt.Country music came along it was breathing fresh air. Soon Alt.Country music became everything, even Pop Princess music and even Pop Princess music was sad. When Everything rolled over in its grave, Everything became good and plenty and joyful and Nothing was Everything and no one Anything was better then any all Everything.

coleen

oh how i've missed you.