Bio's for the halibut/hell of it.

setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
edited October 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Saw this over elsewhere in that Clique-ish type forum (Who THEY Are if you ask me LOL) but I thought it would be fun to put it over here, so I am. Do with it as you will.


Name: Marc
Age: soon to be 27
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 240
Eyes: depends on the mood
Hair: dark brown with blond roots
Parents divorced/married: divorced
Education: 13 schools pre high school graduation. Some college.
Military: I'd die for you, I'd die for her, I'd die for that guy over there. But not under orders. In my right mind and under my authority only. No government is worth an ounce of life spent.
Sexual Orientation: Straight but i really don't see things in that manner. Certainly don't JUDGE in that manner...
Married/Single: soon to be divorced
Children: Two: Jack (6) Natalie (3)
Religious Affiliation: external taosim mixed with the daydream
Creation/Evolution: creative adaptation and evolving revolution
Political: you may call me dark horse
Fav Food: after all these years it may still be good pizza or lasagna.. but I do love good chinese food.
Beer/Liquor/Wine: Liquor/wine. Beer can take a HIKE. Except Guinness.
Fav NON PEARL JAM band: hmm like 6 bands occupy this spot equally: Toad the Wet Sprocket, the Sundays, Belly, the Beatles, Cat Power, and, currently, Radiohead.
Geographic Location:Littleton/Centennial, CO 80122
Occupation: Photographic Sales Consultant. LOL. I sell cameras and such.
Personal Income: somehow not enough. Money is the root of all sadness.
Hobbies: Trying to play guitar and liking to think I'm some sort of poet, photography.
Residence: Condo, an apt you own. LOL
Car: Toyota Camry
Tattoos: none yet. but only plan to get one.
Pierceing: no need.
Homophobic: I never understood this feeling. Ever. Never will.
Criminal record: shoplifting when I was 12. that's about it. I have been in many, many car accidents though.
Fav Sport: baseball. or martial arts.
Exercise Nut: used to be. need to be again.
Currently taking Medication: probably need to. never bothered with it.
Fav Sitcom: TV sucks
Fav Movie: oh man.. I couldn't name one. Love movies.
Happy/Sad: usually on the back end of sad
Introvert/Extrovert: I prefer being the introvert but I have a big mouth sometimes and I am often called a "wordy motherfucker"
Lover/Fighter: often find myself fighting about love
Dream Decade: actually really enjoyed the 90's quite a bit despite my psychology at the time
Personal Statement: Utopia is a Greek word that means nowhere
I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
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  • Sharon_Hearts_PJSharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383

    Name: Sharon
    Age: 23
    Height: 5'2"
    Weight: (I'm with TorontoPearlGirl on this)
    Eyes: hazel/green
    Hair: brown
    Parents Divorced/Married: deceased
    Education: been in college since 98...should have BA in Art by 2005!
    Military: not a chance
    Sexual Orientation: straight
    Married/Single: single
    Children: nope...can't wait to have 'em
    Religious Affiliation: Agnostic Jew (?)
    Creation/Evolution: evolution, for sure
    Political: both sides are evil, looking for a middle
    Fav Food: Sushi!
    Beer/Liquor/Wine: getting into wine, still prefer liquor (Crown Royal namely)
    Fav NON PEARL JAM band: DMB
    Geographic Location: the shaft of the US's wang, FL
    Occupation: besides school, infant childcare every afternoon
    Personal Income: piss
    Hobbies: music, movies, computer (duh), creating with my hands
    Residence: apartment all by my lonesome
    Car: 98 Honda Civic EX, 2-dr
    Tattoos: none
    Peircing: 2 per ear
    Homophobic: no
    Criminal record: c'mon, don't you see my halo?
    Fav Sport: used to be NBA, NFL is taking over now, though
    Exercise Nut: wish I was
    Currently taking Medication: no
    Fav Sitcom: Scrubs (only b/c The Daily Show doesn't fit in the 'sitcom' genre)
    Fav Movie: Dogma
    Happy/Sad: happy
    Introvert/Extrovert: both at times, usually extrovert
    Lover/Fighter: lover
    Dream Decade: 60s
    Personal Statement: It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not.

    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    :p hey it may be copy and paste but at least DMB isn't in MY bio. LOL.


    :p

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    :p


    :D
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Sharon_Hearts_PJSharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    at least....



    at least.....


    at least i don't drive a Camry!


    lol. sorry, i got nothing man. I like 'em, and i'm not ashamed.
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • coleencoleen Posts: 938
    i'm sleepy this morning and during my travels on synergy this morning i found a thread about google-isms and decided in my laziness to let google-ism do the talking for me. its kind of odd that some of these are actually true - i wonder if you can guess which ones. ;)

    http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=coleen&type=1


    skip to later in the day and a rather slow day at work, so, i filled out seta's bio-form.

    Name: coleen
    Age: just turned 29
    Height: 5'7"
    Eyes: dark brown cow eyes ;)
    Hair: dark brown
    Parents divorced/married: divorced
    Education: some college.
    Military: not one for joining organized groups
    Sexual Orientation: ummm, yes please
    Married/Single: perpetually single
    Children: one day but i'll need a little help with that one
    Religious Affiliation: recovering catholic
    Creation/Evolution: little bit of both
    Political: bleeding heart liberal tendencies but tend to decide everything on a case by case basis
    Fav Food: pommegranates or dark chocolate
    Beer/Liquor/Wine: mood will dictate what i choose
    Fav NON PEARL JAM band: depends on what i'm in need of - usually can't go wrong with ani d, bob dylan, wilco, lucinda williams and lately damien rice is spending a lot of time at my place
    Geographic Location: pittsburgh at the moment but i'm a new yorker where-ever i go
    Occupation: friend
    Personal Income: my line of work yields tremendous dividends (see above occupation).
    Hobbies: writing the world's longest loveletter to the invisible man and reading/lurking in the poetry forum.
    Residence: overlooking a brick boulevard, and the allegheny river valley
    Car: green honda civic with buddy christ as my co-pilot. yes thats right, i live by the book. ;)
    Tattoos: yes but they're all on the inside where only i can see them
    Pierceing: one in each ear
    Homophobic: i may be afraid of a great many things but a kind heart would never be on that list
    Criminal record: no - i've only been convicted of flying
    Fav Sport: to watch would be either hockey or soccer but it all depends on the company
    Exercise Nut: only if its fun and there's someone else to play with.
    Currently taking Medication: does chocolate count?
    Fav Sitcom: don't watch anything on tv regularly
    Fav Movie: harold and maude usually, for a laugh anything by kevin smith is a good place to start and amelie is my silly girl story of my life favorite
    Happy/Sad: a little bit of both
    Introvert/Extrovert: introvert by nature but when i am with the people i love i'm completely the opposite.
    Lover/Fighter: whatever the situation calls for
    Dream Decade: the 90s had a very "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times" quality to it but my most life defining moments happend then and i wouldn't trade a single moment of it
    Personal Statement: "smile though your heart is aching, smile even though its breaking...." or "someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection - the lovers, the dreamers and me."
  • I'm wowed by how open ya'll are.
    I, pitifully, am not.

    Name: Luke
    Age: 18
    Height: 5' 9"
    Weight: 160
    Eyes: Blue
    Hair: Blond for Star Wars, brown for Empire and Jedi
    Parents divorced/married: Secretly married. R2 was best droid
    Education: Moisture farm apprentice.
    Military: Rebellion. Blew up Death Star. Kicked dad's ass.
    Sexual Orientation: Wookies
    Married/Single: Single. The Jedi Council forbids marriage.
    Children: Yoda is child-like
    Religious Affiliation: The Force
    Creation/Evolution: Herd behavior
    Political: Part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away!
    Fav Food: That shit Yoda made me eat.
    Beer/Liquor/Wine: Liquor/wine. Evian spring water with a twist of lime.
    Fav NON PEARL JAM band: Max Rebo Band. Figrin D'An also rocks.
    Geographic Location:Tatooine.
    Occupation: The Second Coming
    Personal Income: The Rebellion don't pay shit!
    Hobbies: Levitating rocks.
    Residence: X-Wing
    Car: Sold my speeder.
    Tattoos: Tatoo-ine!
    Pierceing: Leia has one. You can kinda see it in her Jabba slave outfit.
    Homophobic: FUCK NO
    Criminal record: Blew up TIE fighters, killed stormtroopers. I'm a very wanted man.
    Fav Sport: Dad was a good pod racer back in the day.
    Exercise Nut: That fucker Yoda makes me run through swamps.
    Currently taking Medication: The Force.
    Fav Sitcom: Sit-what?
    Fav Movie: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Untitled, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
    Happy/Sad: When my dad tries to kill me: sad. When I make out with Leia only to discover she's my sister: slightly aroused.
    Introvert/Extrovert: Introvert. Introhurt. Intropervert. Intruevert.
    Lover/Fighter: Fighter.
    Dream Decade: A long time ago
    Personal Statement: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
  • Sharon_Hearts_PJSharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    LMFAO!!!

    you totally rock Jeremy. :)
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • KwyjiboKwyjibo Posts: 662
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I'm wowed by how open ya'll are.
    I, pitifully, am not.

    Name: Luke
    Age: 18
    Height: 5' 9"
    Weight: 160
    Eyes: Blue
    Hair: Blond for Star Wars, brown for Empire and Jedi
    Parents divorced/married: Secretly married. R2 was best droid
    Education: Moisture farm apprentice.
    Military: Rebellion. Blew up Death Star. Kicked dad's ass.
    Sexual Orientation: Wookies
    Married/Single: Single. The Jedi Council forbids marriage.
    Children: Yoda is child-like
    Religious Affiliation: The Force
    Creation/Evolution: Herd behavior
    Political: Part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away!
    Fav Food: That shit Yoda made me eat.
    Beer/Liquor/Wine: Liquor/wine. Evian spring water with a twist of lime.
    Fav NON PEARL JAM band: Max Rebo Band. Figrin D'An also rocks.
    Geographic Location:Tatooine.
    Occupation: The Second Coming
    Personal Income: The Rebellion don't pay shit!
    Hobbies: Levitating rocks.
    Residence: X-Wing
    Car: Sold my speeder.
    Tattoos: Tatoo-ine!
    Pierceing: Leia has one. You can kinda see it in her Jabba slave outfit.
    Homophobic: FUCK NO
    Criminal record: Blew up TIE fighters, killed stormtroopers. I'm a very wanted man.
    Fav Sport: Dad was a good pod racer back in the day.
    Exercise Nut: That fucker Yoda makes me run through swamps.
    Currently taking Medication: The Force.
    Fav Sitcom: Sit-what?
    Fav Movie: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Untitled, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
    Happy/Sad: When my dad tries to kill me: sad. When I make out with Leia only to discover she's my sister: slightly aroused.
    Introvert/Extrovert: Introvert. Introhurt. Intropervert. Intruevert.
    Lover/Fighter: Fighter.
    Dream Decade: A long time ago
    Personal Statement: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

    GLAIVEN!!!!
    The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway, is that its you, and that you're standing in the doorway.

    I write down good reasons to freeze to death in my spiral ring notebook. But in the long tresses of your hair--I am a babbling brook.
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