Stupid Bitch
olderman
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wait a minute... this is not about women. I Love Women, I truly do.
HOWEVER, my stupid Beagle Bitch did it again.
A couple of months ago, I made he mistake of not quite shutting my refrigerator door. The gasket was not tight against the frame. My Stupid Beagle Bitch (hereafter referred to as "BB") easily opened the door and ate some leftover pizza and some raw bacon.
Lesson learned, right?
I made it a habit to be sure to close the door tightly and push a fairly heavy chair against the fridge whenever I left the apartment.
Things had been ok .. until today.
I got home about 45 minutes ago and the Stupid BB had actually clawed her way into the refrigerator, dragged out a shitload of food and ate every piece of meat she could. And again, some leftover pizza.
Now the Stupid BB looks like a fucking cow.
At least there was no bacon this time so maybe the Stupid BB won't be puking up green bile in 3 days like she did the last time.
The gasket is ruined. You can see where the Stupid BB simply went crazy with her paws to get that door open. Fucking mess.
I will have to now get the ol' kennel cage out and keep her locked up all day.
She's 13 years old and maybe she's ready for the Happy Hunting Ground, eh?
btw, I was looking forward to the leftover pizza.. Stupid BB :( :(
HOWEVER, my stupid Beagle Bitch did it again.
A couple of months ago, I made he mistake of not quite shutting my refrigerator door. The gasket was not tight against the frame. My Stupid Beagle Bitch (hereafter referred to as "BB") easily opened the door and ate some leftover pizza and some raw bacon.
Lesson learned, right?
I made it a habit to be sure to close the door tightly and push a fairly heavy chair against the fridge whenever I left the apartment.
Things had been ok .. until today.
I got home about 45 minutes ago and the Stupid BB had actually clawed her way into the refrigerator, dragged out a shitload of food and ate every piece of meat she could. And again, some leftover pizza.
Now the Stupid BB looks like a fucking cow.
At least there was no bacon this time so maybe the Stupid BB won't be puking up green bile in 3 days like she did the last time.
The gasket is ruined. You can see where the Stupid BB simply went crazy with her paws to get that door open. Fucking mess.
I will have to now get the ol' kennel cage out and keep her locked up all day.
She's 13 years old and maybe she's ready for the Happy Hunting Ground, eh?
btw, I was looking forward to the leftover pizza.. Stupid BB :( :(
Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
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sounds like my buddys dog...