When I Get Mad At My Dog

oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
edited April 2007 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Mangy Mutt

I’ve had all that I can take from you,
You mangy little mutt,
No more does patience side with me
Kick you in the butt,
Get on down the way ol’ blue,
Smelly jelly belly slut.

Can’t let those bitch dogs lie,
Sleeping anywhere for want,
Don’t talk for now spit in my eye,
Creeping somewhere just to flaunt
Get on down the way you shrew,
Stick crick slick schmuck mangy mutt.

btw, i have NEVER kicked my dog. this is just a ditty. i love animals.
Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
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