my silly peice of writing
A Surprise Left
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i trust that no-one will be offended by anything i say here, and even better that you have a laugh or two!
Vedder: The wind rose up, set him down on his knee....wave came crashing like a fist to the jaw...delievered him wings
Stapp: Can you take me higher?
Durst: Wait i'm confused I can't tell who's who!
Stapp: You confused? There's a change
Durst: Hey Stapp how the poker going?
Stapp: Good thanks for asking, by the way who are going to cover next The Wiggles perhaps?
Durst: Oh Mr.Arms Wide Open has a sense of humour, its all good the money just keeps rollin rollin in.
Vedder: Boys, boys don't you realise the onionskin plausblity of life, all you need is love. Life is too short for this!
Durst: Hey Vedder don't you have a tree to save or something you need peace-loving, tree hugging hippie. If it wasen't for you Scott Strapp wouldn't be here and I could have headlined Woodstock.
Manson: Oh go cry to mama
Stapp: Fred please show some respect
Vedder:Scott compared to this clown you look good
Manson: Oh I love to dress as a women but don't call me daughter?
Durst: Um why not?
Manson: You guys seen my mascara I need it for tonights show?
Everyone: Na sorry dude
Stapp: Saw a vision of a cross, I feel the pain that was given on that sad day of loss
A lion roars in the darkness only he holds the key, to free me from my burden and grant me life eternally
Durst: Hey Stapp you egostical b*stard stop hogging all the lines
Vedder: If there was a key you took it in your hands
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
Stapp: Well Eddie may I call you that? My daddy made me copy the scriptures when I was younger and I think those pro-choice groups you support fail commadment number 6.
Vedder: Daddy F*ckin Daddy? come on son you've got to change with the times, 30 year old men don't day Daddy!
Stapp: Yes Mr.Vedder, whatever you say
Durst: Haha mama's boy!
Stapp: Oh shut up your neatherdel
Durst? What's that? Anyhow what are you going to do bible bash me?
Vedder: Wow I lament the state of rock when someone as stupid as Fred can make it so big.
Durst: Hey Vedder the Marshall guy was right you do wish you could write like Scott Stapp. Oh Mr.Vedder when you were talking about growing did you mean like Vitalogy?
Vedder: Well yeah that would be a start
(Others laugh)
Manson:Lets' hug oh i mean let's go worship Satan
hope you enjoyed it and yes i could have too much time on my hands at the moment!
Vedder: The wind rose up, set him down on his knee....wave came crashing like a fist to the jaw...delievered him wings
Stapp: Can you take me higher?
Durst: Wait i'm confused I can't tell who's who!
Stapp: You confused? There's a change
Durst: Hey Stapp how the poker going?
Stapp: Good thanks for asking, by the way who are going to cover next The Wiggles perhaps?
Durst: Oh Mr.Arms Wide Open has a sense of humour, its all good the money just keeps rollin rollin in.
Vedder: Boys, boys don't you realise the onionskin plausblity of life, all you need is love. Life is too short for this!
Durst: Hey Vedder don't you have a tree to save or something you need peace-loving, tree hugging hippie. If it wasen't for you Scott Strapp wouldn't be here and I could have headlined Woodstock.
Manson: Oh go cry to mama
Stapp: Fred please show some respect
Vedder:Scott compared to this clown you look good
Manson: Oh I love to dress as a women but don't call me daughter?
Durst: Um why not?
Manson: You guys seen my mascara I need it for tonights show?
Everyone: Na sorry dude
Stapp: Saw a vision of a cross, I feel the pain that was given on that sad day of loss
A lion roars in the darkness only he holds the key, to free me from my burden and grant me life eternally
Durst: Hey Stapp you egostical b*stard stop hogging all the lines
Vedder: If there was a key you took it in your hands
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
Stapp: Well Eddie may I call you that? My daddy made me copy the scriptures when I was younger and I think those pro-choice groups you support fail commadment number 6.
Vedder: Daddy F*ckin Daddy? come on son you've got to change with the times, 30 year old men don't day Daddy!
Stapp: Yes Mr.Vedder, whatever you say
Durst: Haha mama's boy!
Stapp: Oh shut up your neatherdel
Durst? What's that? Anyhow what are you going to do bible bash me?
Vedder: Wow I lament the state of rock when someone as stupid as Fred can make it so big.
Durst: Hey Vedder the Marshall guy was right you do wish you could write like Scott Stapp. Oh Mr.Vedder when you were talking about growing did you mean like Vitalogy?
Vedder: Well yeah that would be a start
(Others laugh)
Manson:Lets' hug oh i mean let's go worship Satan
hope you enjoyed it and yes i could have too much time on my hands at the moment!
The wind is blowing cold
Have we lost our way tonight?
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like were all alone
Running further from what’s right
And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming?
Where did we go wrong?
Have we lost our way tonight?
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like were all alone
Running further from what’s right
And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming?
Where did we go wrong?
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