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Happy Birthday Radar!

lifeisworthlifeisworth Posts: 186
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
well, looky here...
it's Radar's birthday :)

happiest to you



















oh, and a big ass SPAAAAAANK too :)
Nosotros nunca escuchamos la voz adentro
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Hark! The herald devils sing
    Glory to the old-ass king of rot.

    All must bow down.
    All must venerate this exalted day.
    The day that I oozed from the uteral sap
    and bloomed flesh and fingers and a clay brain molded by Destiny.

    Today, we sing pulchritudinous songs about ME
    Today, we revel and feast and SPANK
    Today, the poets join in a synergistic alliance and compose
    wonderous words of eulogy about ME

    All who do not, shall be banished to hell's harvest where the soiled reaper will sunder your sad souls.

    Sing! I command you all! Sing to me now!

    pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeee
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    toooooooooooooooooooooooo
    youououououououououououo

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy
    birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
    tooooooooo youououououououououououo



    happppppppppppppppppppppppppy
    birththththththththhthththththdayyyyyyyye
    deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


    happy birthday to youououououoOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOOOUOUOUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Ya think you could, oh I don't know, put some more "OOMPH" in it, tenA? It was kinda, well . . . I don't know. Oomphless.

    :)
  • BhagavadGitaBhagavadGita Posts: 1,748


    I send you all the spanking my little palms can muster master...




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    awww, is your bottom is kinda lookin purple........let me rub somethingonitfor you.....................................................................................................






























    psyche!!!























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    All the best to you my friendly poet fiend
    kisses and birthday wishes
    Gita


    ps. Happy Birthday to you, you smell like a monkey and act like one too!!!
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Ya think you could, oh I don't know, put some more "OOMPH" in it, tenA? It was kinda, well . . . I don't know. Oomphless.

    :)


    oomphless????

    gosh, i'm sorry dear radar, seems the 12 days of christmas have taken it out of me...

    really, i'm quite braindead...


    sorry
    ~all is full of love~
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    shame on all y'all...


    missing radar's birthday like that...




    yeah, yeah... go eat your xmas leftovers and think of poetic ways to say "where's my duncecap?"



    :P
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tenaciousA
    shame on all y'all...


    missing radar's birthday like that...




    yeah, yeah... go eat your xmas leftovers and think of poetic ways to say "where's my duncecap?"



    :P

    Aha to you! I was not here on the BIG day but I sent some B-day wishes. I'm not a dunce! :D (OK, maybe I am but I still didn't forget! :)).

    You so sweet TenA!

    Oh yeah, SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    spankedee spank spank spank :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    From now on, I decree that everyday is my birthday because everyday is a day that I choose to live and because I deserve many SPANKINGS from many hands and many feet and many ice cream scoops and many anyones.
  • tenaciousAtenaciousA Posts: 604
    mom it's my birthday!!!
    would you say
    yeah, what would you say?
    what would you say?


    (mean harmonica riff... thank you, dude from blues traveller....)




    go on proudest monkey :)
    ~all is full of love~
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    "...my wife has burned the scrambled eggs
    the dog just bit my leg,
    my teenage daughter ran away,
    my fine young son has turned out gay.

    And it would be okay on any other day!
    And it would be okay on any other day!
    Oh happy birthday!..."

    Great little ditty by The Police called "On Any Other Day" from Regatta De Blanc---if you don't own it, I suggest purchasing a copy---it's a grrrrreat album! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    "...my wife has burned the scrambled eggs
    the dog just bit my leg,
    my teenage daughter ran away,
    my fine young son has turned out gay.

    And it would be okay on any other day!
    And it would be okay on any other day!
    Oh happy birthday!..."

    Great little ditty by The Police called "On Any Other Day" from Regatta De Blanc---if you don't own it, I suggest purchasing a copy---it's a grrrrreat album! :D
    Ahem, this thread is about me. Not The Police.

    MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Ahem, this thread is about me. Not The Police.

    MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


    Oh, I forgot! SPANK on me! It's ALL about Radar! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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