Ode to a Frog.....

firefairy
firefairy Posts: 113
edited September 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Once I found a little frog,
dancing by the river.
I picked him up by his legs,
and ate his little liver.
I thought it tasted very good,
and I wanted more.
Then I saw an even bigger frog,
hopping out the door.
I picked the little sucker up.
and held him by his thighs.
I looked him a moment,
Then I ate those froggy eyes.
I tore the eyes out with my teeth,
I chewed them up real good.
I'd eat a million little frogs,
Yes, yes I would
“Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
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  • a leash
    a leash Posts: 13
    OMG
    that's hilarous.
    ...and yet disturbing. poor widdle froggies.

    it makes me think of those jump rope rhymes
    i can imagine little pigtailed girls skipping along and singing that....
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  • NuclearTreeFrog
    NuclearTreeFrog Posts: 225
    speaking as a frog.....


    worst poem ever :P
    "The sun is shining, but not for me."
  • bambi girl
    bambi girl Posts: 406
    i think....im going......to cry..... :(


    nah, thats funny. have you heard the presidants of the united states of america's song??? i think its just called 'froggy' or something-havent heard it for a while...
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Gruesome poem, indeed, Firefairy. Me likes!

    Every time I picked up a froggy, it peed all over my hand.

    Some frogs are poisonous
    Some frogs are not
    Some taste like green jelly
    Some taste like green snot
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Gruesome poem, indeed, Firefairy. Me likes!

    Every time I picked up a froggy, it peed all over my hand.

    Some frogs are poisonous
    Some frogs are not
    Some taste like green jelly
    Some taste like green snot

    Cute:D
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    Originally posted by NuclearTreeFrog
    speaking as a frog.....


    worst poem ever :P
    sorry
    ;)
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    I'm gonna go hide in a corner...you sick freaks ;)
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  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    Originally posted by BinFrog
    I'm gonna go hide in a corner...you sick freaks ;)
    I promise it wasn't any of my PJ fan frogs!:D
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • Arthur Itis
    Arthur Itis Posts: 41
    I thought this was a metaphor for french people.
    your eyes make a circle,
    I see you when I go in there.
  • keven 33
    keven 33 Posts: 259
    when i was i young boy
    i was playing hoops
    breaking church windows
    open
    while climbing on the roof
    during service i was the beat
    i'm sure the preacher was hungry
    hungry enough to eat me

    well the days went by and i got bored
    of counting how many went in
    and how many got ignored
    and i saw this frog
    hopping through my yard
    so infatuated was i
    that i decided this frog was
    going to fly
    and so with a massive heave
    up it went
    and came down hard
    on the cemente

    and it 's stomach expanded
    like that of bubble gum
    for a bubble
    and at that moment
    i knew i was bad
    convicted
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    You are bad!:)
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I laughed my ASS off.

    Firefairy has a touch of that frog comic genius in her (no offense to our RANA friends hanging out with us.)

    Loved it.

    Thanks for pointing it out to me miss flamingpixie.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    Originally posted by setaside2
    I laughed my ASS off.

    Firefairy has a touch of that frog comic genius in her (no offense to our RANA friends hanging out with us.)

    Loved it.

    Thanks for pointing it out to me miss flamingpixie.
    Thanks:)
    I'm usually a joker:D
    Flaming pixie lol
    That's why my sig is what it is:)
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    Here ya go, for anyone feeling froggy tonight!
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • A Surprise Left
    A Surprise Left Posts: 743
    that is sick and somewhat hilarious at the same time. LOL

    you don't have holes in your backyard not dug by your dog by any chance?
    The wind is blowing cold
    Have we lost our way tonight?
    Have we lost our hope to sorrow?

    Feels like were all alone
    Running further from what’s right
    And there are no more heroes to follow

    So what are we becoming?
    Where did we go wrong?
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    LOL- I wrote that like 10 years ago when I was bored at work.
    I actually love frogs.:)
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
  • A Surprise Left
    A Surprise Left Posts: 743
    LOL

    are you sure your not a french froggy eater?
    The wind is blowing cold
    Have we lost our way tonight?
    Have we lost our hope to sorrow?

    Feels like were all alone
    Running further from what’s right
    And there are no more heroes to follow

    So what are we becoming?
    Where did we go wrong?
  • firefairy
    firefairy Posts: 113
    Uh yuck!!!!:)
    “Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler

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