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Ode to a Frog.....
firefairy
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Once I found a little frog,
dancing by the river.
I picked him up by his legs,
and ate his little liver.
I thought it tasted very good,
and I wanted more.
Then I saw an even bigger frog,
hopping out the door.
I picked the little sucker up.
and held him by his thighs.
I looked him a moment,
Then I ate those froggy eyes.
I tore the eyes out with my teeth,
I chewed them up real good.
I'd eat a million little frogs,
Yes, yes I would
dancing by the river.
I picked him up by his legs,
and ate his little liver.
I thought it tasted very good,
and I wanted more.
Then I saw an even bigger frog,
hopping out the door.
I picked the little sucker up.
and held him by his thighs.
I looked him a moment,
Then I ate those froggy eyes.
I tore the eyes out with my teeth,
I chewed them up real good.
I'd eat a million little frogs,
Yes, yes I would
“Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.” -Stella Adler
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that's hilarous.
...and yet disturbing. poor widdle froggies.
it makes me think of those jump rope rhymes
i can imagine little pigtailed girls skipping along and singing that....
cheers
worst poem ever :P
nah, thats funny. have you heard the presidants of the united states of america's song??? i think its just called 'froggy' or something-havent heard it for a while...
Every time I picked up a froggy, it peed all over my hand.
Some frogs are poisonous
Some frogs are not
Some taste like green jelly
Some taste like green snot
Cute:D
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
I see you when I go in there.
i was playing hoops
breaking church windows
open
while climbing on the roof
during service i was the beat
i'm sure the preacher was hungry
hungry enough to eat me
well the days went by and i got bored
of counting how many went in
and how many got ignored
and i saw this frog
hopping through my yard
so infatuated was i
that i decided this frog was
going to fly
and so with a massive heave
up it went
and came down hard
on the cemente
and it 's stomach expanded
like that of bubble gum
for a bubble
and at that moment
i knew i was bad
Firefairy has a touch of that frog comic genius in her (no offense to our RANA friends hanging out with us.)
Loved it.
Thanks for pointing it out to me miss flamingpixie.
I'm usually a joker:D
Flaming pixie lol
That's why my sig is what it is:)
you don't have holes in your backyard not dug by your dog by any chance?
Have we lost our way tonight?
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like were all alone
Running further from what’s right
And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming?
Where did we go wrong?
I actually love frogs.:)
are you sure your not a french froggy eater?
Have we lost our way tonight?
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Feels like were all alone
Running further from what’s right
And there are no more heroes to follow
So what are we becoming?
Where did we go wrong?