Suburbia
CranMalReign
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One of my faves...
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Suburbia
April 26, 2001
Ceramic Christ on the shelf
Watching "Survivor 2" with you
Weeping
Idolizing with you
That glowing, saving box
Monday Night Raw
Open and bleeding like your worth
Got the V-Chip installed
Parental control, you do your part
"NetNanny" blocking the porn and Planned Parenthood websites
"I've done my part," you say to your ceramic Jesus
While Faith Hill makes love to a Pepsi can
"She turns 15 this Spring," you tell Him
"I've done alright."
She moaned like a whore
Fucked amidst mops and floor wax
Up against a rack of abrasive cleaners
In the broom closet during Study Hall
By the kid down the street
Third year senior
You once asked your ceramic Jesus:
"What kind of parents does this kid have, anyway?"
She moaned like a whore cuz she loves him
Like all 14 year olds love
She's been moaning since her first rag
Not always with him, though
Did you know she got her naval pierced last Friday?
Jesus did
He told you
You weren't listening
You thought she was at a yearbook club meeting
"I've done my part," you say to yourself
Before being reabsorbed into "Survivor 2"
Downstairs, she can't get through to the Planned Parenthood website
Fucking "NetNanny"
The one responsible choice she tried to make
You protected her from
You've done your part
She'll tell you after church on Sunday
On the traditionally silent drive home
Time to reflect, you tell her
She'll tell you then
And it will be the first time you two have talked in years
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Suburbia
April 26, 2001
Ceramic Christ on the shelf
Watching "Survivor 2" with you
Weeping
Idolizing with you
That glowing, saving box
Monday Night Raw
Open and bleeding like your worth
Got the V-Chip installed
Parental control, you do your part
"NetNanny" blocking the porn and Planned Parenthood websites
"I've done my part," you say to your ceramic Jesus
While Faith Hill makes love to a Pepsi can
"She turns 15 this Spring," you tell Him
"I've done alright."
She moaned like a whore
Fucked amidst mops and floor wax
Up against a rack of abrasive cleaners
In the broom closet during Study Hall
By the kid down the street
Third year senior
You once asked your ceramic Jesus:
"What kind of parents does this kid have, anyway?"
She moaned like a whore cuz she loves him
Like all 14 year olds love
She's been moaning since her first rag
Not always with him, though
Did you know she got her naval pierced last Friday?
Jesus did
He told you
You weren't listening
You thought she was at a yearbook club meeting
"I've done my part," you say to yourself
Before being reabsorbed into "Survivor 2"
Downstairs, she can't get through to the Planned Parenthood website
Fucking "NetNanny"
The one responsible choice she tried to make
You protected her from
You've done your part
She'll tell you after church on Sunday
On the traditionally silent drive home
Time to reflect, you tell her
She'll tell you then
And it will be the first time you two have talked in years
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- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
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- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
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- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
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- 18 Boston 1+2
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And this poem should be front page on every major newspaper across this nation "under God"
whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
love it.
Money for the poor
Hate is for the insecure
War is for the weak
Guess that means it's all downhill from here! Blew my wad early.
post when you feel like it, but keep posting.
EV: Los Angeles 4.12.2008, Los Angeles 4.13.2008, Nashville 6.17.2009, Nashville 6.18.2009, Memphis 6.20.2009
I find that highly unlikely. And as far as blowing your wad early, just hose down and start again.