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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Today I learned that my Penguins own the record (sorta) for most consecutive losses by any team in NHL history... 18 and running!
    • 98 Pgh
    • 00 Pgh
    • 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
    • 04 Boston 1|Reading
    • 05 Philly
    • 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
    • 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
    • 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
    • 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
    • 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
    • 12 Philly
    • 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
    • 14 Cincy|StL
    • 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
    • 18 Boston 1+2
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    on this day 1945
    The microwave over was patented bu US engineer, Percy Spencer.
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Today I learned that my co-worker wears bright blue T-bar panties! She's got the plumber look going on! :D

    It's almost as tempting as snapping a bra strap, I just want to grab that T-bar and snappo! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Today I learned that my co-worker wears bright blue T-bar panties! She's got the plumber look going on! :D

    It's almost as tempting as snapping a bra strap, I just want to grab that T-bar and snappo! :D

    Is she hot?
    • 98 Pgh
    • 00 Pgh
    • 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
    • 04 Boston 1|Reading
    • 05 Philly
    • 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
    • 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
    • 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
    • 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
    • 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
    • 12 Philly
    • 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
    • 14 Cincy|StL
    • 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
    • 18 Boston 1+2
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Is she hot?

    I guess.

    Sheesh! Are you getting some little horny girly T-bar snapping picture in your head because I assure you, it's more like watching some guys giving eachother wedgies
    HEY! WAIT! ;):D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I guess.

    Sheesh! Are you getting some little horny girly T-bar snapping picture in your head because I assure you, it's more like watching some guys giving eachother wedgies
    HEY! WAIT! ;):D

    Mmmm... guys giving each other wedgies...

    er... wait...

    ew! that's... uh... gross! Yah! Gross!
    • 98 Pgh
    • 00 Pgh
    • 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
    • 04 Boston 1|Reading
    • 05 Philly
    • 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
    • 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
    • 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
    • 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
    • 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
    • 12 Philly
    • 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
    • 14 Cincy|StL
    • 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
    • 18 Boston 1+2
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    they melvined me....
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Mmmm... guys giving each other wedgies...

    er... wait...

    ew! that's... uh... gross! Yah! Gross!

    I don't know. I find it strangely alluring. But that's probably because I'm a weirdo. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    B.E - we're beginning to find there's little in this world that you don't find strangely alluring!
    x
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    B.E - we're beginning to find there's little in this world that you don't find strangely alluring!
    x

    :):):) 'Tis true!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    :):):) 'Tis true!

    (sigh) im beginning to think your perfect!
    xx
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    (sigh) im beginning to think your perfect!
    xx

    That's the funniest thing I've read today! LOL! Me! Perfect! NOT!LOL! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    perfection is in the eye of the beholder

    too much masterbation has indeed left me impaired

    but i wouldnt kick you out of bed for farting!
    x
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    perfection is in the eye of the beholder

    too much masterbation has indeed left me impaired

    but i wouldnt kick you out of bed for farting!
    x

    Well, I now think that YOU are the perfect one! But my judgement has been impaired by too much masturbation too so.... :D

    ps. Dutch oven!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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