Meat - Warning to the Queasy: Rated R
Comments
-
Originally posted by sultryevening
mozzarella or something crumblier?
Hmmmm, provolone!!!
schmegma! LOL! Is that like provolone???
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
schmegma! LOL! Is that like provolone???

While I love me some provolone, I'm willing to bet schmegma is more like feta.- 98 Pgh
- 00 Pgh
- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
- 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
- 12 Philly
- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
- 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
- 18 Boston 1+2
0 -
Originally posted by CranMalReign
While I love me some provolone, I'm willing to bet schmegma is more like feta.
schmegma!- no way
thats a cheese from Red Dwarf!Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by sultryevening
schmegma!- no way
thats a cheese from Red Dwarf!
Well, if you're talking about me... schmegma would be cheese from a Red Giant. (assuming my member was sunburned)- 98 Pgh
- 00 Pgh
- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
- 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
- 12 Philly
- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
- 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
- 18 Boston 1+2
0 -
Originally posted by CranMalReign
Well, if you're talking about me... schmegma would be cheese from a Red Giant. (assuming my member was sunburned)
Ahem, I do believe smegma is goo of the female persuasion.
So, the Red Giant could be sporting a coat of smegma, however if it were spurting anything cheesy, I'd suggest a visit to the doctor's office.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
~~~
smeg·ma Pronunciation Key (smgm)
n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
~~~
pre·puce Pronunciation Key (prpys)
n.
1. See foreskin.
2. A loose fold of skin covering the glans clitoridis.
~~~
fore·skin Pronunciation Key (fôrskn, fr-)
n.
The loose fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis. Also called prepuce.
~~~
B.E. owes me a desmegma-izing for being wrong, and I owe her one for misspelling smegma.- 98 Pgh
- 00 Pgh
- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
- 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
- 12 Philly
- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
- 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
- 18 Boston 1+2
0 -
well, spank my ass and call me charlie.
i never knew that.
i wonder if thats where the "smeg" term from Red Dwarf came from.
hmmmm
Smegma
what a wonderful wordSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by CranMalReign
~~~
smeg·ma Pronunciation Key (smgm)
n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
~~~
pre·puce Pronunciation Key (prpys)
n.
1. See foreskin.
2. A loose fold of skin covering the glans clitoridis.
~~~
fore·skin Pronunciation Key (fôrskn, fr-)
n.
The loose fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis. Also called prepuce.
~~~
B.E. owes me a desmegma-izing for being wrong, and I owe her one for misspelling smegma.
LOL! Goo it to me baby!
Smegma, foreskin, prepuce...it's all goo--d!
I owe, I owe, it's desmegma-izing I go.Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by sultryevening
well, spank my ass and charlie.
i never knew that.
i wonder if thats where the "smeg" term from Red Dwarf came from.
hmmmm
Smegma
what a wonderful word
Well, you know what they say about learning something new every day----that you learn something new every day!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
ive learned that.
i thinkSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Today I learned that my Penguins own the record (sorta) for most consecutive losses by any team in NHL history... 18 and running!
- 98 Pgh
- 00 Pgh
- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
- 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
- 12 Philly
- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
- 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
- 18 Boston 1+2
0 -
on this day 1945
The microwave over was patented bu US engineer, Percy Spencer.Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Today I learned that my co-worker wears bright blue T-bar panties! She's got the plumber look going on!

It's almost as tempting as snapping a bra strap, I just want to grab that T-bar and snappo!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Today I learned that my co-worker wears bright blue T-bar panties! She's got the plumber look going on!
It's almost as tempting as snapping a bra strap, I just want to grab that T-bar and snappo!
Is she hot?- 98 Pgh
- 00 Pgh
- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
- 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
- 12 Philly
- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
- 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
- 18 Boston 1+2
0 -
Originally posted by CranMalReign
Is she hot?
I guess.
Sheesh! Are you getting some little horny girly T-bar snapping picture in your head because I assure you, it's more like watching some guys giving eachother wedgies
HEY! WAIT!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
Originally posted by Being Enlightened
I guess.
Sheesh! Are you getting some little horny girly T-bar snapping picture in your head because I assure you, it's more like watching some guys giving eachother wedgies
HEY! WAIT!

Mmmm... guys giving each other wedgies...
er... wait...
ew! that's... uh... gross! Yah! Gross!- 98 Pgh
- 00 Pgh
- 03 Pgh|Philly|PSU|Camden 1+2|Hershey
- 04 Boston 1|Reading
- 05 Philly
- 06 Camden 1+2|Pgh
- 08 Camden 1+2|Hartford|Mansfield 2
- 09 Philly 1 [EV]|Toronto|Spectrum 1-4
- 10 Cleveland|Buffalo
- 11 Philly [EV]|PJ20
- 12 Philly
- 13 London|Pgh|Buff|Philly 1+2|Balt
- 14 Cincy|StL
- 16 Philly 1+2|Philly 2 [TotD]
- 18 Boston 1+2
0 -
they melvined me....Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by CranMalReign
Mmmm... guys giving each other wedgies...
er... wait...
ew! that's... uh... gross! Yah! Gross!
I don't know. I find it strangely alluring. But that's probably because I'm a weirdo.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
B.E - we're beginning to find there's little in this world that you don't find strangely alluring!
xSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
Originally posted by sultryevening
B.E - we're beginning to find there's little in this world that you don't find strangely alluring!
x

'Tis true! Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0
Categories
- All Categories
- 149K Pearl Jam's Music and Activism
- 110.1K The Porch
- 278 Vitalogy
- 35.1K Given To Fly (live)
- 3.5K Words and Music...Communication
- 39.2K Flea Market
- 39.2K Lost Dogs
- 58.7K Not Pearl Jam's Music
- 10.6K Musicians and Gearheads
- 29.1K Other Music
- 17.8K Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
- 1.1K The Art Wall
- 56.8K Non-Pearl Jam Discussion
- 22.2K A Moving Train
- 31.7K All Encompassing Trip
- 2.9K Technical Stuff and Help


