Meat - Warning to the Queasy: Rated R

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  • Originally posted by sultryevening
    mozzarella or something crumblier?


    Hmmmm, provolone!!! :D




    schmegma! LOL! Is that like provolone??? :D:D
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  • Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    schmegma! LOL! Is that like provolone??? :D:D

    While I love me some provolone, I'm willing to bet schmegma is more like feta.
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    While I love me some provolone, I'm willing to bet schmegma is more like feta.

    schmegma!- no way

    thats a cheese from Red Dwarf!
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  • Originally posted by sultryevening
    schmegma!- no way

    thats a cheese from Red Dwarf!

    Well, if you're talking about me... schmegma would be cheese from a Red Giant. (assuming my member was sunburned)
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Well, if you're talking about me... schmegma would be cheese from a Red Giant. (assuming my member was sunburned)

    Ahem, I do believe smegma is goo of the female persuasion. :)

    So, the Red Giant could be sporting a coat of smegma, however if it were spurting anything cheesy, I'd suggest a visit to the doctor's office. :D
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  • ~~~

    smeg·ma Pronunciation Key (smgm)
    n.

    A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

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    pre·puce Pronunciation Key (prpys)
    n.

    1. See foreskin.
    2. A loose fold of skin covering the glans clitoridis.

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    fore·skin Pronunciation Key (fôrskn, fr-)
    n.

    The loose fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis. Also called prepuce.

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    B.E. owes me a desmegma-izing for being wrong, and I owe her one for misspelling smegma.
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  • well, spank my ass and call me charlie.
    i never knew that.

    i wonder if thats where the "smeg" term from Red Dwarf came from.
    hmmmm

    Smegma

    what a wonderful word
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    ~~~

    smeg·ma Pronunciation Key (smgm)
    n.

    A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

    ~~~

    pre·puce Pronunciation Key (prpys)
    n.

    1. See foreskin.
    2. A loose fold of skin covering the glans clitoridis.

    ~~~

    fore·skin Pronunciation Key (fôrskn, fr-)
    n.

    The loose fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis. Also called prepuce.

    ~~~

    B.E. owes me a desmegma-izing for being wrong, and I owe her one for misspelling smegma.

    LOL! Goo it to me baby! :D

    Smegma, foreskin, prepuce...it's all goo--d! :D

    I owe, I owe, it's desmegma-izing I go.
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  • Originally posted by sultryevening
    well, spank my ass and charlie.
    i never knew that.

    i wonder if thats where the "smeg" term from Red Dwarf came from.
    hmmmm

    Smegma

    what a wonderful word

    Well, you know what they say about learning something new every day----that you learn something new every day! :D
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  • ive learned that.
    i think
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  • on this day 1945
    The microwave over was patented bu US engineer, Percy Spencer.
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  • Today I learned that my co-worker wears bright blue T-bar panties! She's got the plumber look going on! :D

    It's almost as tempting as snapping a bra strap, I just want to grab that T-bar and snappo! :D
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  • Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Today I learned that my co-worker wears bright blue T-bar panties! She's got the plumber look going on! :D

    It's almost as tempting as snapping a bra strap, I just want to grab that T-bar and snappo! :D

    Is she hot?
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Is she hot?

    I guess.

    Sheesh! Are you getting some little horny girly T-bar snapping picture in your head because I assure you, it's more like watching some guys giving eachother wedgies
    HEY! WAIT! ;):D
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  • Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I guess.

    Sheesh! Are you getting some little horny girly T-bar snapping picture in your head because I assure you, it's more like watching some guys giving eachother wedgies

    HEY! WAIT! ;):D

    Mmmm... guys giving each other wedgies...

    er... wait...

    ew! that's... uh... gross! Yah! Gross!
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  • they melvined me....
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  • Originally posted by CranMalReign
    Mmmm... guys giving each other wedgies...

    er... wait...

    ew! that's... uh... gross! Yah! Gross!

    I don't know. I find it strangely alluring. But that's probably because I'm a weirdo. :D
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  • B.E - we're beginning to find there's little in this world that you don't find strangely alluring!
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  • Originally posted by sultryevening
    B.E - we're beginning to find there's little in this world that you don't find strangely alluring!
    x

    :):):) 'Tis true!
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