Is your refrigerator running?

CranMalReign

So the woman next to me, Nancy, has had her phone ringing off the hook. Apparently, half the people on our project somehow have their phones forwarded to her number.

"Hi, is Dave there?"
"Hi, this is Richard's hearing aid company!"
"Hi, you don't sound like Tim."

It's fucking hilarious.

I've started calling other people in my room and asking for Nancy.

Cuz I'm funny like that.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by CranMalReign
So the woman next to me, Nancy, has had her phone ringing off the hook. Apparently, half the people on our project somehow have their phones forwarded to her number.

"Hi, is Dave there?"
"Hi, this is Richard's hearing aid company!"
"Hi, you don't sound like Tim."

It's fucking hilarious.

I've started calling other people in my room and asking for Nancy.

Cuz I'm funny like that.

Kinda reminds me of a cheesy pick up line---

Hey baby, are your legs tired?

No, why?





















'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Pure cheese! (But not the sexy, yummy, melty kind.)

CranMalReign

I just fell out of my chair laffing when someone called asking for the company vice president.

The pin holding my watch band on fell out. I can't find it. I wish I could wear my watch.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by CranMalReign
I just fell out of my chair laffing when someone called asking for the company vice president.

The pin holding my watch band on fell out. I can't find it. I wish I could wear my watch.

Hey CMR, what time is it?


A hairy past a freckle?


(more Limburger for ya!)

setaside2

My favorite pickup lines have always been:

Hey Pebbles! You wanna go BamBam?

or

Nice socks. Wanna Fuck?



Both told to me by the aforementioned Kate in my thread. I would never use them (not cool enough nor stupid enough to have those kind of nuts) but they are damn funny.

CMR you must work in the fabled Dilbert environment.

We'll have to share practical jokes some time.

CranMalReign

Originally posted by setaside2

CMR you must work in the fabled Dilbert environment.

We'll have to share practical jokes some time.

Definite Dilbert Cubeville here. Ugh.

Being Enlightened

Scene - Dilbert sits in front of the cat - Catbert - evil H.R. director.

Catbert: We've decided to give you a new personality.

Dilbert: What? Why?

Catbert: Your current personality is non-standard. You must chose one of these approved corporate personalities. The choices are: sycophant, glad-hander, sadist, quantoid, prima donna, empty suit or whining misfit.

Dilbert: Empty suit sounds interesting.

Catbert: Excellent choice. Here's the spec sheet.

Dilbert leaves office.

Other co-worker: How did it go?

Dilbert: Same ol', same 'ol. you got that right.

setaside2

ah yes.

I can see the grey carpeted walls that surround

the clipping of fingernails from the other side.

life happens 10 stories below you.

and on this board.

at least you're able to score HERE CMR. I can't score anywhere. LOL.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by setaside2
ah yes.

I can see the grey carpeted walls that surround

the clipping of fingernails from the other side.

life happens 10 stories below you.

and on this board.

at least you're able to score HERE CMR. I can't score anywhere. LOL.

How did you know we had grey carpeted walls????

And regarding your last sentence---you need to get out more, I think!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Being Enlightened
How did you know we had grey carpeted walls????

And regarding your last sentence---you need to get out more, I think!

word... gray carpetted walls here too... with hypnotizing swirly designs.

my building is only 2 stories... so that's ok...

and i score everywhere. cuz i'm cool like dat

setaside2

I don't get out AT ALL.

Plus, seriously, I'm just too shy for that sort of thing.

That's just me.

oh well.

See, CranMal makes up for me. Is cool.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by CranMalReign
word... gray carpetted walls here too... with hypnotizing swirly designs.

my building is only 2 stories... so that's ok...

and i score everywhere. cuz i'm cool like dat

Swirling and twirling---if I didn't cover them up with pictures

I'd get hypnotized and then maybe brainwashed! I'm on the 7th floor of 7 floors.

You score everywhere? Even the zoo? You whore!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Swirling and twirling---if I didn't cover them up with pictures

I'd get hypnotized and then maybe brainwashed! I'm on the 7th floor of 7 floors.

You score everywhere? Even the zoo? You whore!

Remember my thing for monkeys?

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Remember my thing for monkeys?

Why do you think I said the zoo??

Brass Monkey
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey
Junkie
That funky monkey