Something Fun!!!
CranMalReign
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OK... the mood of the Poetry Hut is decidedly tanking... I'm gonna post some fun things in this thread. And look out, the first one talks about thongs!
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Eclectic Etceteras
April 3, 2003
That guy's wearing a man thong
kinda hairy for a thong
kinda
well fed
Lattes and sketchpads
accompany beatnik buttocks
sunken deep in stained leather couches
not what you'd expect
in a well-lit coffee house
man thongs, that is
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Eclectic Etceteras
April 3, 2003
That guy's wearing a man thong
kinda hairy for a thong
kinda
well fed
Lattes and sketchpads
accompany beatnik buttocks
sunken deep in stained leather couches
not what you'd expect
in a well-lit coffee house
man thongs, that is
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Offering #311
December 3, 2002
and sometimes breathing
feels like something meant to be difficult...
because it's not as necessary
as loving you
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Smooth Operator
June 4, 2002
Bust out the charm
slick and thick as my
swoon-inducing fork tongue
panty diving hormone driver
workin the mojo
on my buddy's fiancée
at the company picnic
Slick and thick as my
over-publicized dick
Gentle as the metaphor
of loving to be naked
Swoon-inducing fork tongue
Flash a smile a mile wide
Green-eyed well-wisher
Golden-hearted score-keeper
Unshaved softness of an
unwitting Romeo
If she thought twice
Ka-CHING!
that's one more
for The Man
My buddy'll get over it
come Monday
I bet she fucks him better tonight, anyway
I rock so hardcore it's inconceivable!
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Encounters in a Ladies' Room
December 28, 2001
She was up against the sink in the ladies' room
Of a white trash sports bar in my home town
She stood,
Pants around her ankles,
And nervously brushed aside her soft black hair with fumbling fingertips
No sooner had I locked the door
Than she asked me, "So, what do you think?"
A small gold ring pierced through her tender pink parts
Glowing like a lonely medallion in the tangled landscape
Of poorly lit pubic hair and girl bits
I crouched in front of her and looked closer
Peered intently at the forbidden feminine jewelry
Intrigued, not aroused
For I didn't dare touch it
But simply uttered, "Very nice."
As she wriggled her way back in to her panties.
We returned to our table
And laughed off the dropped jaws of friends
I drank my beer as triumphantly as if I had just bagged her
And carried on
I truly love this girl
Whose pierced clit I happened to see
In the poorly lit ladies' room
Of a white trash sports bar in my home town
I truly love her
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The Wonders of Tequila
February 4, 2000
Drunk
Am I
Writing about tequila
If I spell things wrong
I don't care
For
Drunk
Am I
From som tquila
I have drank it
An I am drunk
From tequila
Am I
Dru nk?
Yes I am
Drunk
On teuqils
Drunk
Am I
I
Am
Drunk on
Tequila
And I just watched
A moive
CRUEL INTENTIONS!!!!
They weren't drunk
On tquila
But they had sex
And I won't
I'll just be drunk
On
Tequila
Funny how that is, huh?
Inconceivable! LOL! Reminds me of that little guy in the movie "The Princess Bride" that ALWAYS said that---what a sweet, loveable movie that was--one of my other romantic faves besides "A Room With A View"!
I thoroughly enjoy the film. Have it on DVD. No one watches it with me tho. Everyone else thinks it's the suck.
Except the kids I graduated from the Honors College with.
CMR == Nerd.
Well then, I suppose B.E. = Nerd too, 'cause I absolutely adore that flick!
some laughing
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
hohohohoho
huhuhuhuhu
gagagagaga
jejejejejejeje
bababababa
lalalalalalala
kakakakaka
chachachacha
feefeefeefeefee
teeheeteehee
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still learning english
he waited for her there
pacing patiently
caught a glimpse
of her eyes
looked away
and then watched
as her hips swung
towards him
to him
they got coffee
slicked some honey
on her lips
forcing him to kiss
and lick
her right there
his pretense of shyness
making her laugh more
as fingers locked
for he's able
to be the cocky boy
the mischievous
and innocent man
the clever trickster
elusive and sweet
annoying, frustrating
laughing in the face
of rules
do anything
do everything
he encourages
try it out
push the wall
let go
burst out
find me here
make me smile
with every word
arch of a brow
but slap me there
until i'm pink
until i need to
sink into you
naturally
proudly
gladly
endless intimacy
the wish
Arms open wide
Awaiting myself
Move together
Our heads on eachothers shoulders
Arms encircling one another
Feeling eachothers warmth
Exchanging so very much
Without even so much as a word
Oh so comforting
Oh so welcomed
Wish we could all feel this
Forever
btw, I saw a Blue Ford Escort last night with the license plate 126 CMR and thought of your name
I wish I could tell you I conjured the title "Eclectic Etceteras" out of thin air, but alas, it was the name of the coffee shop I wrote the poem about.
That aside, I appreciate your appreciation. Titles are one of the criminally overlooked aspects of poetry, I believe.
A poem is made that much better or worse by the title you give it!
I'm going to hunt for that Escort now.
next batch???
there's a next batch???
oh, i hate saying this but...
yay radar
(god, that was dorky.... sorry... )
If you've been a bad girl, I'll give you the whole poisoned batch.
i've been good and bad, so....
what's first?
You're stealing scenes from my next play...
now be NICE!
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
Lost cause.
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?
I am nice. I promise.
None of Emily Dickenson's poems had titles.
If you don't have a title, that can be just as important because it's still a title that sends a message of sorts, ya know?
I guess what I'm saying is... titles are extremely important, even if you don't use them. And if you choose to use them, you should think hard about what you want them to be... cuz a bad title is definitely detrimental to a poem. Yes?
I can't believe that I actually titled last night when i wrote....
wierd..That's my second titled piece...I don't know if it'll stop there...keep writing my friend...lol..
A whisper and a chill
adv2005
"Why do I bother?"
The 11th Commandment.
"Whatever"
PETITION TO STOP THE BAN OF SMOKING IN BARS IN THE UNITED STATES....Anyone?