Who's Yo Daddy?

CranMalReign

Who's Yo Daddy?
January 14, 2004

Flash a past blast startled awake
wet and sweaty (not the same)
Mount the hubby stuff the chubby
Be sure you say the right name

Nostalgic climax ride the wave
throw your head back love the pain
fuck the throwback, what's his name?
who's yo daddy?

I am.

sultryevening

i dunno
but im mighty glad he never did that to me!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by sultryevening
i dunno
but im mighty glad he never did that to me!

Who did what? Eh? I am not Canadian.

sultryevening

canadian?
im fucking confused now
i was saying -
ah fuck it.!

Radar(Baba)O'Riley

Hey! You did that today.

New poo from Cran!
Get your new poo right here!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by sultryevening
canadian?
im fucking confused now
i was saying -
ah fuck it.!

Who's yo daddy?

CranMalReign

I edited it! That's so awesome! Now I have long A sounds!

sultryevening

oo i know this one
pick me
pick me
its you-right?

Being Enlightened

"She loved her daddy madly.
He made the women shout OUCH!
Fight back and scratch out.
S and M
Do it again"



Naughty little daddy! Nice!

seekit

Yo Daddy
you did nothing for me
thought you took me to make-believe?
Makin, fakin it
ya know you see -
my unreal
pleasure
but
it's the
money
I
need.

CranMalReign

Originally posted by sultryevening
oo i know this one
pick me
pick me
its you-right?

SULTRY WINS SULTRY WINS!!!

sultryevening

what do I win
or is best I dont know.

even flow?

Tell me the hands were on the hips when the "who's yo daddy" was uttered?

CranMalReign

Originally posted by sultryevening
what do I win
or is best I dont know.

:: digs in tub 'o cereal box prizes from 1985 ::

FOUND IT!!!

This rubbery sticky spidery looking thing that when you throw it at a wall, it sticks and climbs down. Usually, it falls though.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by even flow?
Tell me the hands were on the hips when the "who's yo daddy" was uttered?

Actually, I think there's a misunderstanding about what this poem is about. Which I can't say I can blame anyone but myself for cuz it's not entirely clear.

Who wants me to explain it??? Or do I just let everyone have their own interpretations??? Mmm... interpretations.

They play "Better Man" at weddings. Because they are stupid.

sultryevening

Originally posted by CranMalReign
:: digs in tub 'o cereal box prizes from 1985 ::

FOUND IT!!!

This rubbery sticky spidery looking thing that when you throw it at a wall, it sticks and climbs down. Usually, it falls though.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Oh mY god!
i cant belive it -i have actually wanted one of those for ages
is it ok if im genuinly happy about this.
fuck it- ill pretend ive got one
ill call him Phillip
Phillip the octopus

sultryevening

they play happy birthday at funerals because they're confused

CranMalReign

Originally posted by sultryevening
Oh mY god!
i cant belive it -i have actually wanted one of those for ages
is it ok if im genuinly happy about this.
fuck it- ill pretend ive got one
ill call him Phillip
Phillip the octopus

I'm glad I have provided some sunshine for your life! Enjoy Phillip, and may your relationship with him be enduring and full of beautiful memories.

sultryevening

hes a bit of saucy this phillip
he's all arms!
down down
bloody carniverous marine mollusc!

CranMalReign

Originally posted by sultryevening
hes a bit of saucy this phillip
he's all arms!
down down
bloody carniverous marine mollusc!

BLOODY??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU FIEND?????

Oh wait... you're British. Nevermind.

sultryevening

bloody British
if you please!

setaside2

there ain't no kidney in an octopi


and I came in too late to get one anyway. :( where's the transformers?

INteresting piece to liven up the earlier hours of the day sir.

Just what I needed... maybe.

CranMalReign

Originally posted by setaside2
there ain't no kidney in an octopi


and I came in too late to get one anyway. :( where's the transformers?

INteresting piece to liven up the earlier hours of the day sir.

Just what I needed... maybe.

Don't think I'll find any Transformers in my tub 'o ceral box prizes from 1985. Sorry. :(

Yah, I like this piece. I'll like it more after I tweak it. Written after an ex-g/f told me how she had a wet dream about me, woke up from it, and screwed her husband.

even flow?

I still want to know if the hands were on the hips when the "whose yo daddy" got uttered.

CranMalReign

Originally posted by even flow?
I still want to know if the hands were on the hips when the "whose yo daddy" got uttered.

Sorry, no, they weren't. Cuz they weren't really uttered. Sorry to dissappoint. It's an omnicient narrator type deal saying that.

Girl has wet dream about ex.
Girl wakes up horny, screws husband b/c of hot saucy ex thoughts
Ex is on her mind

Ex knows it and is cocky about it.
Ex (as omnicient narrator) asks "Whose yo daddy?" while she's bucking on the husband.
Ex knows that Ex is.

even flow?

Were your hands on her hips when you were saying "who's yo daddy"?

CranMalReign

Originally posted by even flow?
Were your hands on her hips when you were saying "who's yo daddy"?

Yes.

Happy?

Being Enlightened

I've got my hands on my hips and I'm saying "Someone doesn't know how to keep their inbox clean!"

BhagavadGita

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Actually, I think there's a misunderstanding about what this poem is about. Which I can't say I can blame anyone but myself for cuz it's not entirely clear.

Who wants me to explain it??? Or do I just let everyone have their own interpretations??? Mmm... interpretations.

They play "Better Man" at weddings. Because they are stupid.

do tell.....

stupid stupid weddings

even flow?

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Yes.

Happy?

Thanks Cranman I am indeed happy now. You can't say "who's yo daddy" and not have some hands on some hips.

setaside2

Cran's more of the thrusting of the hips type... THEN the who's your daddy.

correct?

correct.




and funny how even I know that. LOL.