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CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
edited February 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
D-E-D dead this morning.

What's kickin, hutsters? No posts in the past hour!

I'm lonesome.
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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    ME TOO!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    BUT works' keeping me un commonly busy today anyway!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Yah... and just after I made this "where is everyone" thread, a reminder popped up on my screen that I have a meeting to go to in 6 (now 3) minutes.

    I'm off! WEEEEE!
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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    take it easy.
    I will!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Get me 500 millograms of adreline and SPANK in here, STAT!!!!

    Doctor, we're losing him.

    Damn it! Don't die on me. DON'T DIE ON ME!!!! Damn! He's gonna need a butt transplant. Nurse! Drop your panties! Okay, this may sting a little bit, but, hehe butt, it's worth it in the end. You're a national hero for doing this, nurse. Giving your ass-ets so a fellow human being can run and frolick and fart to his heart's delight. I commend you..........THERE..........It fits. Damn. He's gotta great ass now. What a marvelous ass. The kind of ass you'd take home to mother. The kind of ass that will be the envy of women and gay guys everywhere. You, sir, have an asstastic ass.

    Doctor, you put it on the wrong side. See his penis poking out between the crack!

    D'OH! Well, this is a medical breakthrough after all. He can now pee and poop standing up.
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    The kind of ass you'd take home to mother. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    family gatherings must've been fucking hilarious in your house Radar.

    Radar -Mum , this is my friend Steve
    ummm and this is his ass

    Mum- pleased to meet you Steve's ass.
    my, its a nice ass isn't.

    Steve- well, i try. i waxed and wiped before dinner!

    Mum- care to sit down.

    Steve- sure, wear can i plonk my ass?
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Mom is an ass connoisseur.
    A conn-ass-eur, if you will.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I see you baby
    Shakin' dat ass
    Shake dat ass
    Shake dat ass

    Now
    Shake it to the left
    Now
    Shake it to the right
    Now
    Shake it on over here baby..

    So as I can SPANK! dat ass! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Wow... that nurse must have had a nice manly ass, eh?

    Or it was a crossdresser nurse.
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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    a crossdressing nurse?
    hmmmm

    wonder if they'd give me that ass-ectomy ive been pondering?
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Cross dressing nurses!!!! Oh man, now you guys have got me drooling! :D

    Oh Nurse Rachet????? Somebody needs a sponge bath!!!!! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Cross dressing nurses!!!! Oh man, now you guys have got me drooling! :D

    Oh Nurse Rachet????? Somebody needs a sponge bath!!!!! :D

    I need a sponge bath.

    But that's b/c I have no hands and I crapped myself.
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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    put it in the basket CHIEF!!!!!!!!
    put it in the basket....
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I need a sponge bath.

    But that's b/c I have no hands and I crapped myself.

    Well, give yer butt a shake first at least!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Squishy-poo-ass-manReign! :D

    Here, I got a baby wipe. Get on over here and I'll get that shit off yer keister, ya big baby. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Well, give yer butt a shake first at least!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Squishy-poo-ass-manReign! :D

    Here, I got a baby wipe. Get on over here and I'll get that shit off yer keister, ya big baby. :D

    I can't wait til you diaper me.
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Use the safety pin, BE. He likes the pain.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I can't wait til you diaper me.

    Dude, I'll wipe your ass, I'll smell your farts, I'll clean your dishes, I'll mop your floors, I'll eat your already chewed gum, I'll SPANK you, I'll undress you when you're too drunk to do it yourself, I'll sponge bath you, I'll drink your bath water...BUT I WILL NOT DIAPER YOU!

    That's where I draw the line. ;):D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Dude, I'll wipe your ass, I'll smell your farts, I'll clean your dishes, I'll mop your floors, I'll eat your already chewed gum, I'll SPANK you, I'll undress you when you're too drunk to do it yourself, I'll sponge bath you, I'll drink your bath water...BUT I WILL NOT DIAPER YOU!

    That's where I draw the line. ;):D

    I thought you loved me.

    MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!
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  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    B.E. is showing an UNCOMMON amount of love today.

    CMR is showing his ass.

    Radar is discussing the merits of safety pin castration.

    Sultry played in the grass.

    With shaken butts and diapers wronged

    The four of them offered treats

    A day has progressed and the toys prolonged

    "It's a shame," said the crowd that immediately thronged,

    "That they charged for our seats."
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I thought you loved me.

    MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!

    Oh baby, I still love you but please, you've got to understand, I have some serious tissue issues with the diapering thing.

    Maybe we could work on it a bit, you know, you could lie there with your legs in the air ;), sucking your thumb and I could put a little Johnsons & Johnsons powder on your ass, maybe some Penaton cream and slowly work our way into the diapering thing. Who knows, I may learn to like it!

    I swear, I'll try! :(

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Oh baby, I still love you but please, you've got to understand, I have some serious tissue issues with the diapering thing.

    Maybe we could work on it a bit, you know, you could lie there with your legs in the air ;), sucking your thumb and I could put a little Johnsons & Johnsons powder on your ass, maybe some Penaton cream and slowly work our way into the diapering thing. Who knows, I may learn to like it!

    I swear, I'll try! :(

    :D

    You should see how my hairs clump together.

    It's a sight to behold.

    :: imagines self on back, legs in the air, naked from the waste down ::

    :: projectile vomits ::
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  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    TISSUE ISSUES!


    LOL!!!

    :D:D:D
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    You should see how my hairs clump together.

    It's a sight to behold.

    :: imagines self on back, legs in the air, naked from the waste down ::

    :: projectile vomits ::



    cran! i just ate for god's sake

    STOP

    :x
    It's all yellow.


  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    OUCH! I just stuck my finger with that "safety" pin! Jeez! *sucks bleeding digit* - AAAAAAHHHH I think I just sucked some shit! *spits*!

    And Cran, first you shit yourself, now your puking! Man, have I got my work cut out for me today! :rolleyes: :D

    I'll go get the mop and don't you move there boy, you're a goddamn mess!

    Tissue issues

    and

    Diaper dreams.

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    OUCH! I just stuck my finger with that "safety" pin! Jeez! *sucks bleeding digit* - AAAAAAHHHH I think I just sucked some shit! *spits*!

    And Cran, first you shit yourself, now your puking! Man, have I got my work cut out for me today! :rolleyes: :D

    I'll go get the mop and don't you move there boy, you're a goddamn mess!

    Tissue issues

    and

    Diaper dreams.

    :D

    I have in ingrown toenail too.

    It's pussing.
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  • Radar(Baba)O'RileyRadar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    *sucks bleeding digit*
    I assure you that ain't the only digit that be bleedin'
    You's guys play rough.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by CranMalReign
    I have in ingrown toenail too.

    It's pussing.

    Well, just pull it up to your mouth and dig in! :D

    If it's pussing, it'll be like ingrown toenail salad, with puss dressing. Mmmmm-mmmmm!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I assure you that ain't the only digit that be bleedin'
    You's guys play rough.

    Rough!

    Nah, he's a baby for god's sake! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Rough!

    Nah, he's a baby for god's sake! :D

    all the more reason for a nappy then!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Didums, widums get his wittle nappy, oh, there it is, yes it is, there you go wittle cuite patooty, take 'ums nappy, yeah, there it is, now you get 'ums a good wittle rest and momma'll be back to check in on her wittle didums, widums in a little while. Kiss.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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