again, a song from my buddy and me

pearlzepfan

(I don't like this one much but my friend does)

Why do you look at me like that
You might think she don't love me none
We used to be lover's but then she got fat
Now she weighs a ton

We were out on the town
Dancin' all night til the mornin' dew
I woke up next mornin' feelin' kinda down
I knew I broke curfew

She still smiles like the sun rise
An' her teeth are like pearls
An' I'll lover til she dies
She was a woman, I thought she was a girl

Well I am shallow, yes it's tru
I dig women, please don't shoot
I followed her to her home in peru
Her house it looked like a petting zoo

They kicked us out and we were on our own
We built a boat of cardboard to get back home
The found us three days later inside a whale
Guess we should have built a paper sail

Now we're home and that's no lie
"I want to go to bed," said I
"I feel like I'm about to die"

So I said "get out an' leave"
That's the last time we ever did see