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Excalibur, by David Brent (the office)

nocode198nocode198 Posts: 125
edited December 2003 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I froze your tears and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock forever
It stays there like Excalibur
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are

take this cool, dark, steel-ed blade
Steal it
Sheath it in your lake
I'd drown with you to be together
Must you breathe?
Cos i need heaven




Genius :D
'Fox hunting is barbaric, the people who do it are a bunch of snobby tories with stupid posh accents. Oh damn, i didn't say that - damn, what a giveaway...'
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  • bambi girlbambi girl Posts: 406
    hehe, i love this guy...its a pretty naff poem but thats the point,

    you especially have to hear him say it as you read it, makes it so funny.

    thanks for sharing Jake.


    :D
  • of_the_girlof_the_girl Posts: 745
    Originally posted by bambi girl
    hehe, i love this guy...its a pretty naff poem but thats the point,

    you especially have to hear him say it as you read it, makes it so funny.

    thanks for sharing Jake.


    :D

    is that *your* jake, lizi?
    "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." --Plato

    www.myspace.com/birdinamitten
  • SoundSound Posts: 579
    her name

    you said it
    It was a dream, not a nightmare. A beautiful dream I could never imagined in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me, she wasn't beautiful until she smiled. And I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following. Soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color. And I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

    Jim Carrol
  • bambi girlbambi girl Posts: 406
    yes jessie it is :D


    are you okay?

    and you sound?
  • JDE-PJJDE-PJ Posts: 721
    very funny, and yes it's great the way he reads it in the episode, and how uncomfortable that girl was as he read it!
    I know someday you will have a beautiful Life


    Jason
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