Psycho American Secretary - a Joint effort - at Bedtime

windedsailor
windedsailor Posts: 98
edited June 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
ok, and i really hate
waiting for a phone call.
and i'm stuck here at my desk,
waiting for said call.

i hate answering the telephone,
and i hate making phone calls...
so 20 minutes later,
still no call.

...this equals they're not talking
...to me today.
bastards.

well it sucks.
it's a semi-weekly call from a friend,
that i look forward to,
and...nothing,
and i just came back from
going to get something...
and missed the call.
shit.

i hate people.
i hate talking on the phone,
to anyone...
i never know what to say...

so much for that plan.

phones are great:
to beat the living hell out of people.
and to make a few calls here and there,
of course.

i used to hate ansering the phone,
until i got caller ID,
now i can weed out the people
who call for stupid reasons
at completely inconvenient times.
Gawd! that was the best invention!
Amen!

oh, and i got to talk
to my friend afterall.
Yay!
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  • anaranae
    anaranae Posts: 23
    absolutely beautiful.
    The universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
    straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by anaranae
    absolutely beautiful.

    thanks ana, my dear friend. i couldn't have done it without you. really.
  • anaranae
    anaranae Posts: 23
    Originally posted by windedsailor
    thanks ana, my dear friend. i couldn't have done it without you. really.

    :)
    The universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
    straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
  • Born2Jam
    Born2Jam Posts: 255
    Wow.
    That's deep.
    I can relate.
    Especially to the part about caller I.D.
    "This band has provided many people a soundtrack to their lives.." ~ CitizenRick
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by Born2Jam
    Wow.
    That's deep.
    I can relate.
    Especially to the part about caller I.D.

    thanks. or, thank yourself.
  • Born2Jam
    Born2Jam Posts: 255
    I love a happy ending.
    "This band has provided many people a soundtrack to their lives.." ~ CitizenRick
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    This thread would be good to carry on! There's a lot of material out there, with all those people in humdrum occupations who turn loopy, to write about.

    Good stuff.
  • Born2Jam
    Born2Jam Posts: 255
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    This thread would be good to carry on! There's a lot of material out there, with all those people in humdrum occupations who turn loopy, to write about.

    Good stuff.

    Yeah.
    In this case, instead of using the term "going postal" it could be changed to "going secretarial".
    "This band has provided many people a soundtrack to their lives.." ~ CitizenRick
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by Born2Jam
    Yeah.
    In this case, instead of using the term "going postal" it could be changed to "going secretarial".

    my intention was just that.
  • anaranae
    anaranae Posts: 23
    but i'm not a secretary!
    The universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
    straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by anaranae
    but i'm not a secretary!

    office workers, secretaries, telemarketers...all the same. feeding off the scraps like a jackel on the remains of a lion's kill. the blood reinforces the fear in their brain, like a poison. they speak of it in nervous little yips and yaps, like divorcee's on a singles message board.
  • anaranae
    anaranae Posts: 23
    Originally posted by windedsailor
    office workers, secretaries, telemarketers...all the same. feeding off the scraps like a jackel on the remains of a lion's kill. the blood reinforces the fear in their brain, like a poison.

    dude...i help people.
    The universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
    straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by anaranae
    dude...i help people.

    ahem...it isn't called anarane, the psycho secretary.
  • anaranae
    anaranae Posts: 23
    Originally posted by windedsailor
    ahem...it isn't called anarane, the psycho secretary.


    oh...yeah. you're right....sorry.
    The universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
    straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
  • means2makeamends
    means2makeamends Posts: 5
    this thread is gay.
    "Edges dulled... at the end of the day..."
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by means2makeamends
    this thread is gay.

    no, it's plagiarized. it's actually a thread from satan's bed message board. i didn't change any of the posts, just put them together as one.

    it seemed okay, so i posted it here on a dare.

    if i learned anything, poetry is everywhere.
  • means2makeamends
    means2makeamends Posts: 5
    Originally posted by windedsailor
    no, it's plagiarized. it's actually a thread from satan's bed message board. i didn't change any of the posts, just put them together as one.

    it seemed okay, so i posted it here on a dare.

    if i learned anything, poetry is everywhere.

    don't you know who I am?
    "Edges dulled... at the end of the day..."
  • windedsailor
    windedsailor Posts: 98
    Originally posted by means2makeamends
    don't you know who I am?

    this isn't a chat room.
  • a leash
    a leash Posts: 13
    very enlightening.

    i relate to much of it.
    www.SATANSBEDBBS.com
    cheers

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