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Comatose11Comatose11 Posts: 77
edited September 2008 in Other Music
I happened across a YouTube video of Madonna falling on her ass while playing a guitar on her current tour. Needless to say it was quite funny, but it got me thinking......

What the fuck is Madonna doing with a guitar? Are there no RULES anymore?

Upon seeing this, I heard the screams of a million children as their guitar dreams were wrapped in a too tight leather outfit and flushed down the drain..........

For shame Madonna..... For shame.
I'll end up alone like I began...
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    You're not allowed make this thread without linking to that video. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Comatose11Comatose11 Posts: 77
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNUUaA8dXLk

    :)
    I'll end up alone like I began...
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Excellent. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    It's just sad to think that, had Madonna released Holiday, Into the Groove and Like a Prayer and then died, she would have the most perfect pop career in history, like flawless.

    She has made a convincing act of being awesome on a few occasions and then just been an annoying hag for the rest of her career.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • augustwestaugustwest Posts: 739
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    It's just sad to think that, had Madonna released Holiday, Into the Groove and Like a Prayer and then died, she would have the most perfect pop career in history, like flawless.

    She has made a convincing act of being awesome on a few occasions and then just been an annoying hag for the rest of her career.

    :)

    indeed
  • OlivavuOlivavu England Posts: 1,683
    She's just a fashion-friendly idiot.

    She's managed to keep her finger on the pulse of what's interesting the fickle for years now...but her camel toe will alienate people as it gets worse with age! :D
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  • Gold 26Gold 26 Posts: 676
    I can't stand the woman. People say "Oh it's great how she re-invents herself" when all she does is jump on popular at the time bandwagons. And it might just be me, but she looks like she smells of wee.
    All my favourite singers have stolen all of my best lines.
  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    i think when you've had a career like madonna, you've earnt the right to do whatever the fuck you want. doesn't make seeing her fall on her ass any less funny though! :D
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Comatose11 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNUUaA8dXLk

    :)

    that's what you call instant karma.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,581
    Comatose11 wrote:
    I happened across a YouTube video of Madonna falling on her ass while playing a guitar on her current tour. Needless to say it was quite funny, but it got me thinking......

    What the fuck is Madonna doing with a guitar? Are there no RULES anymore?

    Upon seeing this, I heard the screams of a million children as their guitar dreams were wrapped in a too tight leather outfit and flushed down the drain..........

    For shame Madonna..... For shame.


    What rules??? I happen to think it is progress for Madonna to pick up a guitar. Rules? Seriously? What's wrong with you?
    hippiemom = goodness
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    she has the body of a 97 year old former Mr Universe.

    i dont care if she picks up a guitar... might inspire some youngsters to do it also... rather than have babies or whatever teenagers do these days.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    naah...she just craves attention...and you people fall into the trap by paying attention to her...:D
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • halszka123halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    She's doing what she've been doing for many years - entertainment!
    but for me - it was distasteful
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    That video is fucking awful, she looks like a right tit! She also likes to cover Pantera! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E5coRmYYAlY
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    It's just sad to think that, had Madonna released Holiday, Into the Groove and Like a Prayer and then died, she would have the most perfect pop career in history, like flawless.

    She has made a convincing act of being awesome on a few occasions and then just been an annoying hag for the rest of her career.
    I take back every nice thing I ever said about you.
    :mad:


    And ps...she has been playing guitar the past 2 tours.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I take back every nice thing I ever said about you.
    :mad:


    And ps...she has been playing guitar the past 2 tours.
    :D sorry, just the way I feel.

    The video for Like a Prayer was on tv earlier though so I have vague feelings of appreciation for her again. It won't last.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D sorry, just the way I feel.

    The video for Like a Prayer was on tv earlier though so I have vague feelings of appreciation for her again. It won't last.
    La-la-la
    Can't read you.

    I thought you were with me on lusting after her?????
    damn.....
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    La-la-la
    Can't read you.

    I thought you were with me on lusting after her?????
    damn.....
    She was attractive enough in the 80s, especially in the Like a Prayer video but it kind of grosses me out, the way she acts at her age :D She'd still be pretty attractive if she stopped wearing leotards and thrusting herself at the camera, and if she didn't have the physique of a body builder :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    This message is blank because you have put the user on ignore for being a doofus.
    **
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    **
    You're mean :mad:

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    You're mean :mad:

    :D
    You love me.
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You love me.
    :p
    :mad:
    ...
    :(
    ...
    :o
    ...
    :D

    DAMN YOU.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :mad:
    ...
    :(
    ...
    :o
    ...
    :D

    DAMN YOU.
    ;)
    Now for your penance, go listen to 5 Like A Prayers, 7 Erotics and 6 Dress You Ups.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    ;)
    Now for your penance, go listen to 5 Like A Prayers, 7 Erotics and 6 Dress You Ups.
    Hey, I already stated which Madonna songs I find acceptable :p I'll listen to Like A Prayer, Holiday and Into the Groove if you want.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Hey, I already stated which Madonna songs I find acceptable :p I'll listen to Like A Prayer, Holiday and Into the Groove if you want.
    You don't like Dress You Up??!!!??!?!?!
    Vintage.
    You are killing me.
    You are on ignore again.
    :mad:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You don't like Dress You Up??!!!??!?!?!
    Vintage.
    You are killing me.
    You are on ignore again.
    :mad:
    I don't think I'm familiar with Dress You Up to be honest :D

    Please don't put me on ignore :( pwetty pwease?

    :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I don't think I'm familiar with Dress You Up to be honest :D

    Please don't put me on ignore :( pwetty pwease?

    :p
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEO7CNByPC4

    awesome.....
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Comatose11Comatose11 Posts: 77
    cincybearcat wrote:
    What rules??? I happen to think it is progress for Madonna to pick up a guitar. Rules? Seriously? What's wrong with you?

    There's "playing" a guitar, and there's "rubbing your old vagina against a guitar and playing the same chord over and over again............
    I'll end up alone like I began...
  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,581
    Comatose11 wrote:
    There's "playing" a guitar, and there's "rubbing your old vagina against a guitar and playing the same chord over and over again............


    If she'd turn the guitar around and play the guitar with her vagina...that would really be something.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEO7CNByPC4

    awesome.....
    That's actually a pretty cool tune :) Sounds kind of like Prince, who I LOVE.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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