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g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
edited March 2008 in Other Music
When I first heard about this on the radio the # 1 song was the first song that I thought of after hearing the countdown.

Here are the top 20:

20. Dolly Parton, "9 to 5"
19. Coming Out Crew, "Free, Gay and Happy"
18. Village People, "In the Navy"
17. Frankie Goes To Hollywood, "Relax"
16. Village People, "Macho Man"
15. Judy Garland, "Over The Rainbow"
14. Bronski Beat, "Smalltown Boy"
13. Diana Ross, "I'€™m Coming Out"
12. Cher, "Believe"
11. Gloria Gaynor, "I Am What I Am"
10. Alicia Bridges, "I Love The Nightlife"
9. Madonna, "Vogue"
8. Olivia Netwon-John "Xanadu"
7. Kylie Minogue, "Better The Devil You Know"
6. Pet Shop Boys, "Go West"
5. Kylie Minogue, "Your Disco Needs You"
4. The Weathergirls, "It'€™s Raining Men"
3. Gloria Gaynor, "I Will Survive"
2. Village People, "YMCA"
1. ABBA, "Dancing Queen"

What would be your choice???

Peace
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I thought of No. 16 first when I read the thread title :)

    Although I'm quite surprised that Right Said Fred - "I'm too sexy" Didn't make the final cut.
    NERDS!
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    AHhhahahah.
    XANADU.
    Ahahahahahh.
    Gayest movie (and song), EVER.

    Could we add the entire Grease soundtrack to that list?
    (sorry Grease lovers)

    Also, good to see the Village People coming in with 3 wins here.

    "I'm Coming Out" is a personal favorite of mine. I have a gay friend who used to pick me up in his beat up old conversion van and we would carpool to highschool ... maybe smoke some pot on the way ... and he had a little boombox jerry rigged to the cigarette lighter with a casette tape that had this song on it, and for some reason i used to love hearing it on the way to school. Maybe it was the pot? It really motivated me to go be bored in school all day long.

    I would have liked to see a Color Me Badd song on there too, how about I Wanna Sex You Up or All For Love?


    Also a shame some hairbands didn't make this list:
    Firehouse - Don't Treat Me Bad
    Mr. Big - To Be With You


    EDIT: BTW, unfortunately this entire thread risks being shut down by th PC-Mod-Crew for the term "gayest" ... i wish they'd exempt this thread. Because its too fucking funny.
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Where's Right Said Fred???? :D
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    AHhhahahah.
    XANADU.
    Ahahahahahh.
    Gayest movie (and song), EVER.
    ...and the end of E.L.O. :(
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    tybird wrote:
    ...and the end of E.L.O. :(

    Lol. True.


    Here is one i just thought of that TOTALY GOT THE SHAFT from this list:

    TAKE ON ME - A-HA

    Wei Gei!
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,209
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    Lol. True.


    Here is one i just thought of that TOTALY GOT THE SHAFT from this list:

    TAKE ON ME - A-HA

    Wei Gei!

    Any heavy metal or hard rock ones, I'm off to work but I'll rack my brain to find one. I'm sure RUSH has one somewhere??

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    In consultation with my friend and great music critic,
    we have decided by committee to add:

    Any song by Elton John
    Any song by Phil Collins
    the entire Saturday Night Fever soundtrack
    Celebration - KC & The Sunshine Band
    Rock Lobster - B52s
    Heal The World - Michael Jackson
    Wake Me Up Before You Gay Gay - WHAM
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    How about anything by Erasure, but more specifically "Take a Chance On Me"??
  • upina2001upina2001 Indiana Posts: 764
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

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  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    upina2001 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

    ding ding ding.

    gotta be honest,
    you win.

    :D
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    upina2001 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

    Well, there is no ambiguity with this one is there?! :D
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    g under p wrote:
    Any heavy metal or hard rock ones, I'm off to work but I'll rack my brain to find one. I'm sure RUSH has one somewhere??

    Peace

    Uh, p-shaaaa ...

    JUDAS PRIEST!

    Living After Midnight

    Turbo Lover

    Breaking The Law

    All three with homosexual under\over tones, depending on how you see it.
    ;)
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    "You Think You're A Man" - Divine

    A "great" song that ended up being totally redone by Kurt's alt-punk "legends", The Vaselines.
    [here is some guy remixing the Vaselines version, btw]

    :D
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    Anything by Rick Astley

    and oh i just rememberd this gay ass song:
    2 In A Room - Wiggle It

    You know,
    sometimes trying too hard to be hetero is just ...
    ... well ... gay.

    :D
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    Constant Craving - K.D Lang

    man this thread is fun!
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    How about "Rough Boys" by Pete Townshend???? :D :rolleyes: :p
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • Its Evolution BabyIts Evolution Baby Posts: 849
    I think any song by Pet Shop Boys is pretty Gay...

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    My personal fave is Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money). So gay but soooooooo catchy.

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  • RicsardRicsard Posts: 1,943
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    AHhhahahah.
    XANADU.
    Ahahahahahh.
    Gayest movie (and song), EVER.

    Could we add the entire Grease soundtrack to that list?
    (sorry Grease lovers)

    Also, good to see the Village People coming in with 3 wins here.

    "I'm Coming Out" is a personal favorite of mine. I have a gay friend who used to pick me up in his beat up old conversion van and we would carpool to highschool ... maybe smoke some pot on the way ... and he had a little boombox jerry rigged to the cigarette lighter with a casette tape that had this song on it, and for some reason i used to love hearing it on the way to school. Maybe it was the pot? It really motivated me to go be bored in school all day long.

    I would have liked to see a Color Me Badd song on there too, how about I Wanna Sex You Up or All For Love?


    Also a shame some hairbands didn't make this list:
    Firehouse - Don't Treat Me Bad
    Mr. Big - To Be With You


    EDIT: BTW, unfortunately this entire thread risks being shut down by th PC-Mod-Crew for the term "gayest" ... i wish they'd exempt this thread. Because its too fucking funny.


    I have previously thought of #2 and #3...so this list seems correct...
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  • Carlos DCarlos D Posts: 638
    Shouldn't Creed be in that countdown somewhere?
    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Carlos D wrote:
    Shouldn't Creed be in that countdown somewhere?
    The category is Gay.....not lame and unoriginal. :p:D
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    Anything by The Smiths/Morrissey, My Chemical Romance, and that Everybody Dance Now song (refer to the Simpsons episode with the gay steel mill)
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Everybody Dance Now song (refer to the Simpsons episode with the gay steel mill)
    I believe that was C+C Music Factory or some such.....God, you could not get away from that song back in the day.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    tybird wrote:
    I believe that was C+C Music Factory or some such.....God, you could not get away from that song back in the day.

    ugh. yeah.
    it was a "dance anthem".
    C & C - Everybody Dance

    ugh.

    Don't forget the sister song to Everybody Dance Now,

    Good Vibrations - Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch

    Funny, Wahlberg actually gets a lot of credit in old old oldschool rave circles for being a club dj innovator.

    :D
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • snipes824snipes824 Posts: 870
    upina2001 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
    holy shit. gayest. song. ever.
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    snipes824 wrote:
    holy shit. gayest. song. ever.

    "Lets do it in the butt.
    O-kay!"

    ::eddie murphy smile here::
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    upina2001 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
    Looks like we might have a winner right here.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,631
    disregard. By the way, how do I delete this as if I never posted at all?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • GardenpartyGardenparty Posts: 1,910
    This ones pretty gay:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=BfOpQnRE0qs&feature=related
    “I know this song so well, I can smoke a cigarette, have a drink, brush my teeth, take a shit, and mow the lawn while singing it. But I'll only be doing a couple of those things during this version.”
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    Anything by The Smiths/Morrissey, My Chemical Romance, and that Everybody Dance Now song (refer to the Simpsons episode with the gay steel mill)

    Awesome!

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  • edpearsonedpearson Posts: 331
    How about this one being added to that list (and it's a fairly current song):

    Take Your Mama - Scissor Sisters
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