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The costs to book your favorite performers (hilarious)

Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
edited March 2008 in Other Music
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David spade. 100,000

Seriously? what's he going to do, tell stories about all the funny things Sandler and Farley did?

whoopi goldberg 100,000

can anyone name anything she has EVER done that was successful?

Clay aiken, 100,000

WTF has that guy done since losing american idol?

i am seriously shocked at what some of these people think they are worth.

but conversely, i am also shocked at how little it costs to book some of these other people.

i guess there is a nice mix there.

But seriously, who is going to book Aaron Lewis of Staind for 35,000 when you can get ALL of Staind for 30,000? that's a bargain, 3 more shitty musicians for 5 grand less. nice. economical.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    whoopi goldberg 100,000

    can anyone name anything she has EVER done that was successful?

    GHOST. i believe she even won an academy award for it. :)
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  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,055
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    http://www.concertideas.com/print.php
    But seriously, who is going to book Aaron Lewis of Staind for 35,000 when you can get ALL of Staind for 30,000? that's a bargain, 3 more shitty musicians for 5 grand less. nice. economical.

    I think maybe you were looking at Spoon for $30,000 because it shows Staind at $50,000 when I pull it up.
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Spoon only $30,000?


    Whatta Bargain!
  • dirtyTdirtyT Posts: 3,620
    catefrances wrote:
    GHOST. i believe she even won an academy award for it. :)
    she did.
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  • suns22suns22 Posts: 94
    As soon as I can raise $40,000 I'm gonna call up and get Kings of Leon.
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  • mensanemensane Posts: 912
    only $30,000 for Norm MacDonald? sweet.
  • yostaramayostarama Posts: 287
    I'm a member of a private club and seven years ago we had Govt. Mule play they were $20,000. They also had a pain in the ass rider. A case of this beer a case of that beer bottles of booze etc. Hotel rooms and travel expenses were out of this world they had to stay at fancy hotels in philly.The strangest rider was a fruit tray with specific types of fruit that they wanted no apples just kiwi, oranges etc and they never touched it. So the price tag is always more than what they are showing. The club was close to $30,000 before it was all over. The only good thing about this is I got Warren Hayes pick when he came off stage and the whole band signed the setlist. This was when Woody was the bassest before he passed away. later Yostarama
  • appliedlessonappliedlesson Posts: 237
    What? - MARGARET CHO - $25-30,000
  • Its Evolution BabyIts Evolution Baby Posts: 849
    catefrances wrote:
    GHOST. i believe she even won an academy award for it. :)

    Throw in A Color Purple and Sister Act and you have it covered.

    I was surprised how few good movies shes been in for someone who is so well known.
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  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    suns22 wrote:
    As soon as I can raise $40,000 I'm gonna call up and get Kings of Leon.

    i'll give you $1,000 just to be there.
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  • hodgehodge Posts: 519
    damn i'd love to make a one hit wonder
    and then make a living off playing private functions like this
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  • mulva9mulva9 Posts: 417
    Good value for Nada Surf and MMJ, considering the prices some shitty bands/people fetch.
  • Its Evolution BabyIts Evolution Baby Posts: 849
    Looking at the list I think Im going to plan my own music festival. =)

    Its not THAT much to book some of my favorite bands. I'm thinking Radiohead and Kings of Leon as the main two acts.

    Who wants to invest!

    Edited to make Radiohead headliner. I mean only $100,000 for a guaranteed Sell Out.
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  • holtzholtz Posts: 509
    Reba McEntire is 100 grand more than Green Day, I didn't realize she was so popular.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Its Evolution Baby wrote:
    Throw in A Color Purple and Sister Act and you have it covered.

    I was surprised how few good movies shes been in for someone who is so well known.


    well she is a comedian outside of movies. :)
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