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hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
edited January 2007 in Other Music
I orderd Pete Drge's new cd, this is the message they sent to confirm shipping, fucking hilarious:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, January 18th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!


Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
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  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    I orderd Pete Drge's new cd, this is the message they sent to confirm shipping, fucking hilarious:

    Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
    sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

    A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
    it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

    Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
    the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
    can buy.

    We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
    marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
    Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
    our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, January 18th.

    I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
    exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!


    Thank you once again,

    Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
    the little CD store with the best new independent music

    Cool man, wicked shit.:)
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,173
    Love It
    Oh dear dad
    Can you see me now
    I am myself
    Like you somehow
    I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me
    I'll hold the pain
    Release me
  • A Surprise LeftA Surprise Left Posts: 743
    LOL pure gold
    The wind is blowing cold
    Have we lost our way tonight?
    Have we lost our hope to sorrow?

    Feels like were all alone
    Running further from what’s right
    And there are no more heroes to follow

    So what are we becoming?
    Where did we go wrong?
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